Weekly Drabble/Sketch Challenge 60

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Why not recommend? It's quick, it's easy, and it wouldn't start until March at the earliest...

How do we feel about some cockerney rhyming slang related prompts? (This may not be a good idea, I don't know yet).

This week's prompts are:

Apples

and/or

Stairs