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Title: There Will Be No Shame
Pairing: Eleven/Master
Length: 1100
Summary: Eleven finds the Master on the planetary equivalent of a Lisa Frank folder. The Master has changed forms to suit. Crossover with the game Robot Unicorn Attack. http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html
Warnings: Crack
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): nonlinear_lover 
Why this must be read: The Master is a Robot Unicorn, your arguments are invalid. Seriously, this is the best crack. And really well done crack. Not funny just because it's random and weird but clever too.

Excerpt:

( Bait? You must be out of your mind, Doctor... )

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