best_enemies | Trivial Pursuits

Title: Trivial Pursuits.
Author:

vonquixote
Pairing: REG!9/Android!Master.
Rating: about the same as yer average episode of Torchwood.
Wordcount: It's about four pages.
Disclaimer: Yes, the BBC owns these people, although they don't do much with them.
Summary: The Master and the Doctor are having sex. Except they're not.
Notes: Um. I don't usually write this kind of thing. I'm not sure I could, if I didn't get to indulge myself with unpacking triple entrendres and slightly ambiguous D/s-ery. Still, here it is, and

ashteth has pronounced it at least quite good, and it compensates for the current instalment of Verteidigungskrieg having about a page of Master in it.
WARNINGS: Swears, and... I'm afraid I'm not very good with the language for warnings... verges on dub-con. I think that covers everything.

Oh, stop reading me embarrass myself and have this instead.