Christmas Crackers II

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Title: Christmas Crackers
Chapter: II of III
Author: bagheera_san and x_los
Rating: PG
Pairing: Three/Delgado!Master, Brig, Jo, Benton, Yates
Summary: The Master crashes UNIT's Christmas party with a deadly slay-ride.* Three knows Venusian Snowball Akido. The Brigadier is not drunk, dammit. Jo tries to teach everyone the True Meaning of Christmas and finds her audience somewhat unappreciative.
Beta: aralias, who is splendid, absolutely unlike any sort of crustacean and is neither horrible nor married.
A/N: We started this last Christmas and I flaked. Er. It's um, done now? MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAMMIT.
Previous: Chapter I

*Yes, I meant that pun. No, I'm not sorry.


Think of all the fun I've missed--
think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed.
Next year I could be oh so good,
If you'd check off my Christmas list.