Fic: Operator, Operator

[neveralarch]

Hey! Normally I don't post my edited anonmeme fills to this comm, because I feel like you've already seen them once and you don't need to be bothered with my tiny edits when I finally repost the fics to my journal. But this one, the editing process was more extensive and the fic in general is a lot longer than my usual, so.

Operator, Operator
Rating: adult
(swearing, explicit phone sex, all of the lots of different kinks. Let me know if you need specifics.)
Characters: Simm!Master/One through Nine. Some other pairings mentioned.
Wordcount: 6,100ish
Summary: The Master works as a phone sex operator in order to kick-start his political career. That's it, really.
A/N: originally posted here for a prompt on the anonmeme.

(fake cut to the fic at my journal)

Incidentally, if you're interested in the edited and better formatted versions of my other fifteen anonmeme fills, they're all under this tag at my journal.

Various Fics + Art

[tardiscrash.livejournal.com]

LJ outages make for lapses in cross-posting, so here are some things:

Title: Elysium
Wordcount: 1550
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Fifth Doctor/Ainley!Master
Beta(s): janeturenne
Summary: civil kidnapping, gifts and new myths.


( Doctor, you have had your final warning. Desist at once. )
 

Prompt: Rain Stops Play
Word Count: 300
Rating: G
Pairing(s): Five/Ainley!Master
Prompt(s): Rain

( A fine day of sport )


Title: Equivalence
Wordcount: 200
Rating: G
Pairing(s): Doctor's TARDIS/Master's TARDIS
Summary: Two fine ladies taking tea.


( Somewhere in a set of higher dimensions... )



(PG - shirtless snuggling)
( little life times inbetween moments )

The Master = Evil Pepe le Pew

[narwhale-callin.livejournal.com]

The other day I sat down and watched all of the Pepe le Pew cartoons. I came to the conclusion that the Master makes a lot more sense if you think of him as an evil version of our favorite skunk. Behold, the crack-spawn of my brain.

Here's how it goes: I take dialogue from Pepe le Pew cartoons, then add them to appropriate Doctor/Master images. It all adds up to sweet, glorious crack. I pray that the "cut" feature works for this.

( Everyone should have a hobby )