best_enemies | The Master = Evil Pepe le Pew

The other day I sat down and watched all of the Pepe le Pew cartoons. I came to the conclusion that the Master makes a lot more sense if you think of him as an evil version of our favorite skunk. Behold, the crack-spawn of my brain.

Here's how it goes: I take dialogue from Pepe le Pew cartoons, then add them to appropriate Doctor/Master images. It all adds up to sweet, glorious crack. I pray that the "cut" feature works for this.

Dialogue from ""A Scent of the Matterhorn"
Images from "The King's Daemons" (I think).

Dialogue from "Wild Over You"
Image from "The Sea Devils"

Dialogue from "A Scent of the Matterhorn"
Image from "Mind of Evil"
--An alternate for the first image, for those who are more Delgado-ey inclined (as I am).

Dialogue from "Louvre Come Back to Me"
Images from "The End of Time"

Dialogue from "Scent-imental Romeo"
Image from "The Sea Devils"

Dialogue from various episodes.
Image from "The Sea Devils"
--Pepe's catchphrase for whenever the girl assaults him in self-defense. I thought it applied rather well to the Master. XD

Dialogue from "Wild Over You"
Images from "Time-Flight"
--My favorite part is the navigator's WTF face.

Dialogue from "Little Beau Pepe"
Image from "Castrovalva"
--He creeps like a pro.

Dialogue from "Two Scent's Worth"
Images from "Logopolis"
--I would personally like to thank Four's face for being flawless in every single screenshot. XD

Dialogue from "Really Scent"
Image from The TV Movie
--For some reason, this is the only one where the I "corrected" the gender. Don't know why.

Dialogue from "The Cat's Bah"
Images from "Mark of the Rani" and "Trial of a Time Lord"

Dialogue from "Two Scent's Worth"
Images from "Survival"
--For some reason, this one's kind of my favorite. :) ALRIGHT, BUTTERDOCK.

Dialogue from "Touche and Go"
Images from "The Sea Devils" and possibly something else but I can't remember what.

Dialogue from "Who Scent You?"
Images from "The End of Time"

Dialogue from "The Cat's Bah"
Images from The TV Movie.

Dialogue from "The Cat's Bah"
Images from "Castrovalva" and...uhh, I'm not sure where the other two are from.

Dialogue from "Two Scent's Worth"
Image from "Colony In Space"

Dialogue from "A Scent of the Matterhorn," I think.
Images from "The End of Time." NO I WILL NEVER STOP MAKING FUN OF THE END OF TIME.

Dialogue from "Scent-imental Romeo"
Images from "The Five Doctors" and....I'm not sure again.

Dialogue from "For Scent-imental Reasons"
Images from "Last of the Time Lords"
--Because everyone knows that the only way to get Pepe to back off is to actually return his affections. Obviously, the same goes for the Master.

Dialogue from "Two Scent's Worth"
Images from "Mind of Evil"
--Huh, that turned out pretty adorable by accident. :-/ :-)

Well guys, I hope they amused you. I know they're hilarious in my mind, but I'm not sure if they're as funny to everyone else.

Also, I'm pondering doing a "Doctor as Pepe" version of these. Do we want those, or is this sufficient for your crackish needs?

I hope I get something productive done this weekend. :-/