best_enemies | Fanfic: The Many Marriages of the Master

Title: The Many Marriages of the Master
Author: axidentalquark
Rating: No more than PG-13, probably PG?
Pairing(s): Ten/Simm!Master, with a cameo by Three/Delgado!Master
Summary: In which the Doctor is extremely, extremely terrible at courting the Master and applies his own unorthodox methods, which serve to complicate matters further, drive the Master even more insane, and lead to both of them having an unfortunate degree of familiarity with the interestingly-shaped hats of various religious authorities throughout the universe.
A/N: Unabashedly pointless crack fluff and possibly extremely out-of-character? Sorry. (And seriously praying that I've posted this right, because knowing my level of tech!fail, I probably haven't ... :/)

http://axidentalquark.livejournal.com/1054.html