anadapta0801.livejournal.com ([identity profile] anadapta0801.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] best_enemies2010-08-16 09:59 pm

Middle English Fic

In brief: Five/Ainley!Master fic, written in dodgy Chaucerian rhyming couplets, with a parallel translation. It is as insane as it sounds, and I'm not sure why it exists.

Title: Le Roman de la Starren, or The Evil Ex-Boyfriend's Tale
Author: Anadapta
Wordcount: 1300
Pairing: Five/Ainley!Master
Rating: R
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] katharynne 
Warnings: If you read this out loud it makes you sound like an angry Welshman.

For here, thisse gracious herb withan/ That sages call Valerian/ May set thyn limbes into a drowse/ And other partes ful arowse.