Anon Meme Update 30!

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New Responses:

• Any Doctor/Any Master - "The thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, 'soon my Electro-Ray will destroy Metropolis!' bad."
  
• Fifth/Ainley cock worship: Trakens are huge and the doctor can't get enough of it. (Original thread)
  
• The 10th Doctor wakes up wearing a chastity belt with a long anal plug, ball weights and a cock cage that he can't get off (all worn tightly). Ainley!Master turns up a week later to make the most of his handiwork. (Original thread)
  
• Phantom of the Opera AU. I just rewatched it, and... anon cannot get Phantom!Master and Christine!Doctor out of anon's head. Any Doctor will do. Feel free to bend the original story as you see fit. Sing, my angels of anonymity! Sing!
  
• Any classic pairing: wacky body swap. Not necessarily porn (indeed, the more wacky plot times the better), but porn also good. (Original thread)

New Prompts:

• The Doctor or the Master crying on the phone with the other awkwardly attempting long distance comforting. Make it a bit sad.
  
• Fifth Doctor/Simm!Master and Tenth Doctor/Ainley!Master - one Master likes to share; the other likes to watch.
  
• Simm!Master acquires a classic Doctor's outfit and time-rams Ainley or Delgado!Master's TARDIS. They have sex, with Simm!Master pretending to be a newly regenerated Doctor.
  
• Sixth Doctor/Ainley!Master. Loud and bombastic in his public life, Six is surprisingly submissive in private.
  
• When Simm!Master refuses to regenerate in Last of the Time Lords, he turns back into a goosnake. Ten/Goosnake.
  
• Multi-Master/Eleven -- Gangbang. I need it to live.
  
• Anybody want a super-obscure crossover-type request? No? Sorry. Jonathan Pryce played the Master in Curse of the Fatal Death. He also played the Right Ordinary Horatio Jackson in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. Can I get some fobwatched/disguised/whatever Horatio Jackson!Master with the Doctor of your choice?
  
• Five wears celery because it's the Gallifreyan version of the handkerchief code; it indicates one's sexual preferences based on what side one wears it. The Master is surprised when he sees that the Doctor wants to top, and he wants to top hard (must be all that repression...) but he sleeps with him anyway. So! Fivey's celery is code for him being top, Five/Ainley ensues.