best_enemies | Anon Meme Update 31

This update is only through Saturday, 16 October, and doesn't include the start of the Anon Meme-abration, currently in progress! There'll be a round-up at the end of the week of all the new stuff posted during the Meme-abration, so get thee to the meme! Whether to fill some prompts, leave some prompts, or give comments on the responses, now is the time to share the anon love!

Responses:

Do you know what we haven´t seen in here before? Pryce!Master/Lumley!Doctor from the Curse of Fatal Death. Cracky, but awesome. Really, anything goes.

Prompts:

Theta and Koschei take a school trip to somewhere in the vicinity of Cardiff. Team Torchwood are called in to investigate their obvious and hilarious failure to blend in (because you just know they'd get everything ass-backwards). Jack has obliviousness, recognition, and possibly angst. Koschei, meanwhile, has a very wanton boyfriend.
I want something where Doctor and Master might have gone to school together, but they fought like cats and dogs back then, too. Theta introduces Koschei to the wonderful world of hatesex, plz?
Eleven/Master - Eleven grows a beard (beards are cool). The Master (regenerated from Simm) has no beard this time, and is v miffed than the Doctor has stolen his thing. And yet somehow turned on...
Two/Delgado (because there should be more Two, and i think Ainley would scare him). During the time the Master was pretending to be Keller.
Four/Ainley (yes, MORE FOUR, WHAT OF IT??) The White/Black Guardian sends the Master to help the Doctor find the Key to Time (sorry Romana).
Huxley narrates Delgado!Master's sad pining post 'Find and Replace'
Beardy!five trapped in Victorian London circa the Haunting of Thomas Brewster/gloating, delighted Ainley!master