Anon Meme Update - MEMEABRATION EDITION

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You guys, LOOK at all these new meme responses:

New Responses:

• When Simm!Master refuses to regenerate in Last of the Time Lords, he turns back into a goosnake. Ten/Goosnake.
  
• The Doctor and Cheetah!Master have some sex. Several months later, Cheetah!Master leaves a box of kittens on the doorstep of the Doctor's TARDIS. When the kittens show a fondness for tea, recreational mathematics, and sleeping on piles of ugly sweaters, the Doctor becomes Extremely Concerned.
  
• Punting. Any old-school Doctor/Master. (Three/Delgado!Master)
  
• Five/Ainley!Master: During some Doctor stalking down time the Master has conquered a small out of the way planet and has assembled a harem of young, athletic and pretty blondes, over half of them in cricket jumpers. The Doctor comes to save the day and walks in on quite the scene.
  
• Mid-coitus, in a state of shaking, babbling bliss, the Doctor says something along the lines of "I'm going to die of pleasure." The Master, of course, thinks this is by far and away the hottest thing that has ever happened to him in all his lives, and encourages the Doctor to elaborate along that line of thought as they continue. (Shalka!Doctor/Shalka!Master - Original thread)
  
• Eight/any Master. Both chameleon-arched, both human, neither realises (at least at first) who the other is. (Original thread)
  
• Five/Ainley: The Master stumbles upon/causes/whatever a situation where the Doctor is being tortured by a third party, and finds himself extremely aroused by the sounds Five makes. So, he decides to rescue/kidnap/whatever him and find out if he can get him to make those noises for an entirely different reason. H/C, Five-gets-off-on-pain, a combination of the two?
  
• How do the Master and the Doctor celebrate Valentine's Day? Hearts and flowers? Galactic Empires and blasters? Handcuffs and dildos?
  
• Three/Delgado. Delgado!Master secretly gets off on their height difference, most likely while resenting it.
  
• Two/Delgado!Master. Body chocolate and happy!sex.(Original thread)

And if that's not enough, look at all these new prompts:

New Prompts:

• Three and Delgado!Master realize that they've both got a weakness for gambling (not necessarily in the poker/roulette sense, I was thinking more along the lines of spontaneous wagers). Both their bets and the stakes become increasingly ridiculous/daring/sexy.
  
• Post-EOT: In the time-lock, Simm!Master gets his act together, singlehandedly defeats Rassilon, cures his regen-issues and heroically saves Gallifrey. Freshly regenerated and newly drum-less, he's made president. His first act is to capture Eleven and tells him that he more or less *does* rule the cosmos now, and what do you say to that, Doctor? Unlike Ten, Eleven is neither weepy nor possessed by Gallifrey-angst, but he neverless proceeds to convince the Master to use his powers for good in whatever way you choose.
  
• Shalka!Doctor regenerates and ends up looking like the Valeyard. He's not sure if he feels villainous just yet. He and the Master debate what to do. Bonus for unpleasant Valeyard/Master backstory being revealed.
  
• Yana never discovers his true identity and takes Ten up on his predictable offer to see the stars -- and is mortally wounded and regenerates without recovering his memories. The Doctor works out very quickly who he must be, but doesn't want to tell and lose what they have.
  
• Simm!Master, newly arrived in the twenty-first century, needs some quick cash for black suits and laser screwdriver components. So he takes a temp job as a phone sex operator. Simm!Master/any Doctor.
  
• Any Doctor/Master, Aliens Make Them Do It: On a planet with strange native customs, the Doctor (presumably after stopping one of the Master's schemes) is expected to administer corporal punishment (anything but spanking, I'm thinking violent rather than humiliating) to the Master in front of a large audience, or they will both be executed.
  
• Eight/Yana!Master. Yana!Master stumbles across Seven's crazy candle-lit Master shrine from the TVM; embarrassment and/or sexytime ensues.
  
• Doctor/Master wedding, with the Master as the universe's most dangerous bridezilla.
  
• Ever wonder why the master never gives up? It's because every time he slinks away from defeat and humiliation at the Doctor's hands, a future Doctor shows up and makes it up to him (Or makes things worse, as the case may be.)
  
• Five/Ainley in Castrovalva. The Master is caring and respectful but when the Doctor remembers who the Master is in the middle of the night he wants nothing else but to break in this new body and won't take 'no' for an answer, even if he has to tie the Master to the bed and ride him like a cowgirl.
  
• As shown in this picture: Six has incredibly long fingers. The Master finds this very relevant to his interests.
  
• Three/Delgado. The Master has once again attempted to Summon Stuff, and it has once again gone wrong. Except that this time he was attempting necromancy, and as a result, a plague of zombies is sweeping England. He and the Doctor have to work together to overcome the zombie hordes. Extra points for Jo and the Brig, and as much crack as you can cram in at the seams.
  
• Any Doctor/Master. The Master is standing over the Doctor in bondage, taunting his arch-nemesis and being generally smug when they both switch bodies. The Doctor sends his companion(s) away and decides to take advantage of the situation. Bonus points if the Doctor regrets being so rough because he is sore when he gets back in his own body.


• Submission scares the Master. That's why he likes it...
  
• The War Chief interrupts Two and Jaimie at an awkward moment, and ends up joining in. Two/Jaimie/War Chief
  
• Five tops Delgado.
  
• Six wants a cuddle after some terrible event. Unfortunately the Master (any) is the only one around... (With an anon offering bonus points for Roberts.)
  
• High school AU! In which the Doctor is a jock who never does any work, and the Master is a science geek, and they are forced to be roommates.
  
• Six and Ainley!Master get into a fight because they both want to bottom.
  
• ANY DOCTOR/MASTER. THEY'RE TAKEN PRISONER, HANDCUFFED TOGETHER BY SOMETHING CONVENIENTLY UNBREAKABLE, AND HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER TO ESCAPE! BASICALLY THE PLOT OF "THE DEFIANT ONES," BUT GAYER.

Seriously, that is a pretty amazing week's worth of new meme responses and prompts. AND, the meme has now hit 1100 comments! So way to go meme, and way to go all the anons writing, prompting, and commenting!

(The Index and Un-filled Prompt Post has been updated, and contains ALL the goodness the meme has produced, as well as the prompts that still need love, in case any of them grab your attention.)