Anon Meme Update!

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New Responses:

• Santa Claus is clearly a Time Lord. His sleigh? A TARDIS. It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside to fit all the presents. Delivering them all? No problem, the TARDIS can travel in time. The Master comes to this realization. Either of the following happens: Scenario 1: He and the Doctor have EPIC ADVENTURES to uncover Santa's true secret. Along the way there can be smut. Scenario 2: The Doctor IS Santa Claus and decides that the Master has been a very, very naughty boy. Lumps of coal simply aren't punishment enough and he takes matters into his own hands. This anon would like to apologize for any ruined childhoods in advance. - Both scenarios 1 and 2!
  
• Thirteen is dying. The Master will not be having with this bullshit.

New Prompts:

• I'm just covered with this fluffy blanket of glee every time I read a fic where the Master introduces the Doctor as his husband and the Doctor splutters and flails. Hardly fair for the Master to have all the fun, though. Let's see the Doctor introducing the unsuspecting Master as his Legally Wedded.
  
• 3, 5, or 10..... And mistletoe, and any Master....
  
• Three bottoms in a furry suit. And likes it.
  
•  DOCTOR: Wonder what I'd be without you? MASTER: ...probably a virgin.
  
• I don't care how it happens, I want a Brig sandwich: Three/Lethbrige-Stewart/Delgado, please!
  
• Six/Frobisher/Ainley!Master Anon adds: Also mpreg.
  
• Pokemon!AU where the Doctor is a type of Pokemon and evolves into each of his incarnations (like Eevee). The Master is a Pokemon trainer determined to THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS and his favorite Pokemon is the Doctor. RUN WITH IT.
  
• Ten and Simm!Master are stranded in a universe where sentient life never evolved. Simm!Master thinks being The Master in a universe where there is nobody to be Master of sucks, so he decides to hijack the Doctor's DNA and combine it with his own to create his own race of Time-Lord'ettes.
  
• There was a line in one brilliant response fic about the Master and the Rani's marriage not lasting through their honeymoon. I AM INCREDIBLY INTERESTED IN SEEING HOW THIS HAPPENED. The courtship, the ceremony, the awkwardness, the bitchy remarks, and the inevitable Doctor-related breakup.