Anon Meme update!

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New Responses:

• After the Master gets sucked back into the Time War, Eleven decides to console himself by making a Tamagotchi version of the Master. (Art response!)
  
• The Doctor and the Master really are brothers. Run with it in any direction you want... And now I'm going to quietly slink down to special hell.
  
• The Doctor, because at heart he is a coward, tries to break up with the Master over a text message. Preferably with a companion that will bitch his ear off for being a such a douche. The Master, obviously, will have none of that shit and comes in to make his point.
  
• any!Doctor/any!Master, tickling!

New Prompts:

• Costume kink! All of the Master's weirder disguises, such as Kalid, are a result of his knowing what gets the Doctor hot.
  
• Rocky Horror Picture Show, D/M style! The Doctor arrives on earth in the 50s to find the Master working with some Transsexual Transylvanians to make himself a man. (Any Classic Doctor is fine but if this some how ended in Rocky!Five it would just about make my life.)
  
• The Master's good at diguises. Really good. You should see his Elizabeth the First.
  
• Queen of the Damned crossover! David!Doctor (8th) and Lestat!Master - You know how Paul Mcgann (8) was David Talbot in QOTD? Exactly, so how has this never been done before!?
  
• I want to see the Murphy's Law of sex. Any Doctor/Master pairing will do. But these two are known to have horrid luck, so why should sex be different? Pre-mature ejaculation, unable to get it up, somebody throwing out their back...Anything that can go wrong, can and shall.
  
• Susan, fed up with this nonsense, reenacts the Parent Trap in order to get her granddads back together.
  
• Anon meme, there is a call for more Roberts!Master/Five!
  
• One/Yana!Master. Somehow, someway, THIS MUST HAPPEN.
  
• The Master and the Doctor have a kid. The Doctor, no longer being the Master's #1, gets jealous.
  
• So those news really demand their own prompt (link sfw):
  http://www.sfx.co.uk/2010/09/02/sneak-pe ek-at-david-tennant-in-fright-night/
  VampireHunter!Emo!Jesus!Ten and Zombie!Hoodie!Simm!Master team up to defeat the Time Lords and Vampires!
  
• An epic face off between any Doctor/Master... musically. The Master playing the violin (preferably playing at least the Devil's Trill, because it so suits him) and the Doctor playing the piano (old show tunes would be lovely?) to see who can play better. Because the mental image of the Master on the violin and the Doctor on the piano is just hot.
  
• The Master's diary. The crackier it gets, the happier this anon is.
  
• So, you know in "Mark of the Rani", the "what tree would you be if you were a tree" scene? Either the Master or the Doctor turns into a tree. Crack, serious tree-hugging, the tragical tale of the not-so-green thumb, I'll take it all.
  
• Another request for a Mark of the Rani spinoff (not the same anon, though): The Rani gets sick of the Master's infatuated fanboying. So she straps him down to one of her gurneys, and calls in the Doctor to fuck some sense into him.
  
• Simm!Master at his most hyper-crazy tries to seduce Eight, because it is the only Doctor missing in his "collection". Eight has No Time For This Bullshit. (You know- No time wasters, no space wasters, please.)