Anon Meme Update

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New Responses

• Costume kink! All of the Master's weirder disguises, such as Kalid, are a result of his knowing what gets the Doctor hot. (Two Responses!)
  
• How unfair is it that Five and Ainley get no phone sex? Especially since Five makes the best sex noises. There had to be at least one time something kept them from hooking up. I want them getting each other off over phone/TARDIS communications when something kept them from their normal rendezvous.

New Prompts

• Since Five and Ainley!Master regenerate right around the same time I want to see their first time together in those bodies. Something fun and sweet where they just have fun exploring each other and learning what turns the other and themselves on.
  
• Good!Ainley/Evil!Five. Fighting, flirting and sexing.
  
• Older Theta/Koschei. Less a 'bff!roommates since age eight' relationship and more along the lines of Three's wry 'we were in school together'. If sticking with the Untempered Schism canon it'd be awesome if they could even have completely different social circles/be only vaguely aware of each other's existance until they were in their final years at the Academy.
  
• Lately the Doctor Seems to have a stick up his arse- literally. I would like to see the super awkwardness while he has to save the world with a dildo in his anal cavity. Is it some nefarious plan of the master's? Or is it out of a dare? Some dastardly alien interrupting sex? I would love you like a puppy forever and ever if it is some variation of Master/Doctor, without the usual ones like Ainley/five or Simm/Ten. Super duper double rainbow bonus for Shalka!Master/Doctor.
  
• Rewatching Amy's Choice...the old peoples home is called 'Sarn', you know like the planet where Five burned the Master alive... I don't know how this is a prompt, but I suspect there could be something tragic in it.
  
• If your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it? The phrase has been rolling around in my head for days and has become a half-formed idea that I've given up on and decided to turn into a prompt. Koschei tells Theta to jump off a bridge, and he does it.
  
• In the novelization of The King's Demons, the Master at one point reflects that he might have to save the Doctor, after defeating him, in order to keep the mental stimulation the Doctor provides. I'd like to see this in a fic. The Master's plan works better than he intended and the Doctor is in real danger of dying. Now, the Master has to save his annoying, beloved enemy. Unfortunately for the Master's pride, this allows the Doctor to see through his posturing. Any Doctor/any Master, but mega bonus points for actual porn at the end.
  
• Mark Gatiss!Master/Any Doctor. Because there needs to be more Gatiss!Master in the universe.
  
• Eleven is a pony now. Ponies are cool. (http://kodachromepony.tumblr.com/post/4243019062) The Master mostly feels that this isn't the most humiliating transformation he's ever suffered, and at least the Doctor is right there with him this time. Bonus points for Amy and Pinkie Pie teaming up.
  
• Eleven/Rory/Master. It could be simm or a new master if you want.
  
• The Master's next regeneration is fond of crossdressing. He also successfully disguises himself as one of the Doctor's companions. Let the crack begin.
  
• Sweet, sappy, Six/Ainley postcoital cuddlefest. Only they're bitching at each other the entire time.
  
• The Master has Six right where he wants him but they are both dismayed to find this regeneration (despite the rainbows) is completely straight. (extra points for desperate!Master trying to dress up like a girl or considering getting a new body)
  
• Eleven Five Times the Master and the Eleventh Doctor Had Sex in Public. I wanna see some hasty, could-be-caught-at-any-moment, clothed (or mostly clothed) public sex (down an alley, in a public toilet, under the bushes in the park...). (more at prompt).
  
• I've fallen absolutely in love with Campion and need a cross over. The plots seem so over complicated sometimes that it almost has to be the Master behind it somewhere! Whether it's Five in disguise or the Master in disguise as Five or even Five meeting Campion, I will adore anyone who writes this.
  
• Five/Ainley pillow fight FOR THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE. ...or maybe just to decide who is on top.