Anon Meme Update

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New Responses:

• The Master fussing at Five for getting his hair cut (between Five Doctors and Warriors of the Deep). This was a major decision and he feels he should have been consulted.
  
• What if there are artist versions of the Novelisors of Verbatim Six? And as punishment for Three setting the Novelisor on him Delgado some how send Portraitisers, or something, after ALL the Doctors to draw them like one of there French girls. And the Doctor (All of him) is not amused.
  
• The Doctor's TARDIS may have been turned into a Paradox Machine, but that doesn't mean she has to play nicely about it. When the Master turns on the Paradox Machine, the TARDIS retaliates by turning the Master back into a very confused, bewildered Academy-age Koschei. Epic Shenanigans ensue. (Original thread)
  
• This comm has had so much great genderswap fanart. I would like to see some genderswap fic to go with! Fem!Doctor/Fem!Master, plz.
  
• Ainley!Master, freshly showered, and asleep. Five, squeeing over his gloriously clean hair. Ensuing fluff.
  
• Theta/Koschei. The two are best friends, then Koschei gets jealous after (mistakenly) assuming that Theta has a girlfriend.

New Prompts:

• Everyone , especially the Doctor, thinks that River Song and the Master would hate each other should they ever meet. But instead, the very minute they meet, they really get along. They become instant BFFs, swap stories on how to (not) kill the Doctor, what a git he can be, preferred sex positions, the like. The Doctor is appropriately horrified.
  
• Ainley calls the Doctor (any one, but now I've written this, it sounds very Six) 'baby' without realizing he did, preferably during tense dialogue in a dangerous situation. The Doctor is completely distracted from said situation, because 'baby' is ridiculous and Will Not Be Tolerated.
  
• Five/Ainley. Honeymoon. Sweet and silly or sexy and romantic, up to you.
  
• Due to time shenanigans some incarnation of the Doctor finds out that, somewhere in time and space, there is an opera about him and the Master. A romantic tragedy about him and the Master. With dramatic/raunchy/hatelove-filled duets all over the place. [more at prompt]
  
• I don't know if this would count as threesome!kink or sextoy!kink but... Five getting it from both ends from the Master and Kamelion as the (same)Master. (completely consensual please)
  
• [link]Sooooo... THIS was on the Weta Workshop website. The trim! The bling! ...It also happens to look like the perfect bridal headdress. Would one of our artistically-inclined anons kindly draw/paint/whatever the Doctor, any Doctor, as a (very awkward) blushing bride in something akin to this? Bouquets are optional.
  
• Girl!Five/Boy!Ainley: Trying to get pregnant.
  
• Okay, so, I recently had a whack at writing some Femme!Ten/Femme!Simm. And realized, mid-fic, that my mental image of girl-Ten is basically Mo from Dykes to Watch Out For -- a thing which, having been seen, cannot now be unseen. Anyway. What I really, really could use more of in my life now: Mo/Lois = fobwatched Doctor/Master, bonus points for (fake) Rubbish Facial Hair, extra-super-duper bonus points for actually drawing it.
  
• On every planet, there will always be at least one celebrity gossip tabloid magazine. Gallifrey is no exception. So, what do the tabloids say about the Doctor and the Master?