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best_enemies2011-10-05 05:25 pm
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Rec(s): 3 drabbles
Today I continue to abuse my reccing powers by giving you three dabbles!
Title: Punting
Pairing: Three/Delgado!Master
Length: 1 and a half comment blocks
Summary: Three and Delgado!Master go punting. Plain and simple.
Warnings/Rating: Sexy times happen.
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): Anonymous!
Why this must be read:
It’s short, sweet, and rather beautifully written. In addition to the sexy times that happen, there is FENCING and TALK OF PIRATES and DUCKIES. How could you go wrong with that? Besides, there’s something rather magical about imagining a lazy afternoon punting on a slow river in the English countryside, and the author captures the mood of such an experience in all the little details—putting that situation in the context of Doctor/Master is just the clotted cream to the scone of happiness.
And don’t let my overenthusiastic metaphors scare you away from reading it, either.
Excerpt:
"We should have been pirates." He said, idly. The Doctor checked their drift and smiled askance at him,
"I don't think your beard's quite long enough to put tapers in, dear."
Link: Here
~~~
Title: Holy Roleplaying Time Lords, Batman!
Pairing: Ten/Simm!Master
Length: 2 and a half comment blocks
Summary: The Doctor and the Master sex roleplay as Batman and the Joker, respectively.
Warnings/Rating: There’s some oral going on. And crack, don’t forget the crack.
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): the illustrious![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
dragonofmemory!
Why this must be read:
I can’t even begin to tell you how much I love this cracky little thing. The humour comes in all these amazing little details and the corny jokes and just the everything. Ten and Simm!Master’s voices are spot-on (which makes it that much more epic), and tiiiiiiights. It’s cracky and it’s proud, and a good read for when you need to laugh off all 10,000 of those angsty Valiant fics.
Excerpt:
Really, the Master needed to come up with more reasons to get the Doctor into tights and spandex.
Link: Here
~~~
Title: A Master’s Best Friend
Pairing: AU!Ten/Simm!Master
Length: 301 words
Summary: The Master discovers the joy of the Doctor’s unconditional love.
Warnings/Rating: None; G
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): evilawyer on Dreamwidth
Why this must be read:
99 % of all Valiant fic is whirling cyclones of angst and veins filled with liquid sorrow. The remaining 1% of Valiant fic is about Lucy. And then, in trace amounts so scarce as to be negligible, there is the whisper of Valiant crack fic. This, my friends, is one of those rarities, and I cherish it all the more because it not only made me realize what my fanfic-loving soul had been lacking for far too long, but it also filled that emptiness and thus brought a sense of completion to my repertoire of D/M fanfiction. And it’s effin hilarious.
Excerpt:
The surprising tableau of the Master and the Doctor rolling around on the floor together rendered every single one of the inmates on the Valiant speechless.
Link: Here
Title: Punting
Pairing: Three/Delgado!Master
Length: 1 and a half comment blocks
Summary: Three and Delgado!Master go punting. Plain and simple.
Warnings/Rating: Sexy times happen.
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): Anonymous!
Why this must be read:
It’s short, sweet, and rather beautifully written. In addition to the sexy times that happen, there is FENCING and TALK OF PIRATES and DUCKIES. How could you go wrong with that? Besides, there’s something rather magical about imagining a lazy afternoon punting on a slow river in the English countryside, and the author captures the mood of such an experience in all the little details—putting that situation in the context of Doctor/Master is just the clotted cream to the scone of happiness.
And don’t let my overenthusiastic metaphors scare you away from reading it, either.
Excerpt:
"We should have been pirates." He said, idly. The Doctor checked their drift and smiled askance at him,
"I don't think your beard's quite long enough to put tapers in, dear."
Link: Here
~~~
Title: Holy Roleplaying Time Lords, Batman!
Pairing: Ten/Simm!Master
Length: 2 and a half comment blocks
Summary: The Doctor and the Master sex roleplay as Batman and the Joker, respectively.
Warnings/Rating: There’s some oral going on. And crack, don’t forget the crack.
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): the illustrious
dragonofmemory!Why this must be read:
I can’t even begin to tell you how much I love this cracky little thing. The humour comes in all these amazing little details and the corny jokes and just the everything. Ten and Simm!Master’s voices are spot-on (which makes it that much more epic), and tiiiiiiights. It’s cracky and it’s proud, and a good read for when you need to laugh off all 10,000 of those angsty Valiant fics.
Excerpt:
Really, the Master needed to come up with more reasons to get the Doctor into tights and spandex.
Link: Here
~~~
Title: A Master’s Best Friend
Pairing: AU!Ten/Simm!Master
Length: 301 words
Summary: The Master discovers the joy of the Doctor’s unconditional love.
Warnings/Rating: None; G
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): evilawyer on Dreamwidth
Why this must be read:
99 % of all Valiant fic is whirling cyclones of angst and veins filled with liquid sorrow. The remaining 1% of Valiant fic is about Lucy. And then, in trace amounts so scarce as to be negligible, there is the whisper of Valiant crack fic. This, my friends, is one of those rarities, and I cherish it all the more because it not only made me realize what my fanfic-loving soul had been lacking for far too long, but it also filled that emptiness and thus brought a sense of completion to my repertoire of D/M fanfiction. And it’s effin hilarious.
Excerpt:
The surprising tableau of the Master and the Doctor rolling around on the floor together rendered every single one of the inmates on the Valiant speechless.
Link: Here