Anon Meme Update!

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New Responses:

• "This is insufferable. I must have you!" "No." "...No? What do you mean, no?!" "No, you may not 'have' me. You may, however, make love to me if you so choose." (Multiple fills)
  
• Oh, my dear anons, there must be more Six. I should like him to have his portrait done (or paint it himself) as a gift for the Master, in a Rubenesque sort of nude sprawl atop that awful coat (with an optional corner over certain bits if you're feeling especially cruel). And the Master hates it. (Art Response!)
  
• Ainley calls the Doctor (any one, but now I've written this, it sounds very Six) 'baby' without realizing he did, preferably during tense dialogue in a dangerous situation. The Doctor is completely distracted from said situation, because 'baby' is ridiculous and Will Not Be Tolerated.
  
• This comm has had so much great genderswap fanart. I would like to see some genderswap fic to go with! Fem!Doctor/Fem!Master, plz. (Fem!Three/Fem!Delgado)
  
• Five can't get a good night's sleep without a good hard fuck and a cuddle. Fortunately the Master is always happy to help.
  
• Don't care how it happens, but: Three, Delgado!Master, Jo and the Brigadier have a picnic…and of course the Doctor’s stealing sandwiches, which the Master is not immune from. Bonus points if the Doctor and the Master misbehave/flirt/make out/etc. and the Brigadier disapproves via facial expressions!
  
• On every planet, there will always be at least one celebrity gossip tabloid magazine. Gallifrey is no exception. So, what do the tabloids say about the Doctor and the Master? (Art Response!)
  
• In "Keeper of Traken," instead of taking over Tremas's body the Master steals Kassia's. A resulting AU with not-dead!Tremas and Traken surviving...somehow? Or just an excuse to have Fivey groped shamefully by a ginger femme!Master? Up to you. (Original Thread)
  
• Okay, so after reading the second part of x_los' and bagheera_san's Christmas Crackers story, I realized that I have a burning NEED for more Doctor/Master snowball fights. Because that one was adorable and awesome, if brief. I want the most epic, fluffy, over-the-top snowball war in the history of snowball wars, raging between the Doctor and the Master. Like, Calvin and Hobbes-level and beyond. Bonus points if UNIT and Jo are somehow involved as well.
  
• Theta/Koschei. The two are best friends, then Koschei gets jealous after (mistakenly) assuming that Theta has a girlfriend. Because the universe /needs/ more Academy fic. Or it'll like, implode or something. (Completed)
  
• I have a burning need for pure, innocent FLUFF. Cozy, isolated cabin. Howling blizzard outside. Doctor and Master cuddling together on the couch with blankets, hot chocolate, a crackling fireplace, and watching reruns of the Master's favourite children's TV shows.
  
• Dear meme, I want evil Master cuddling. Ainley!Master likes to have Simm!Master sit in his lap and strokes his hair (he has always had a fondness for blondes) while Simm!Master tells him all his troubles. Failed Marriage to Lucy, the Doctor has a new boyfriend, etc. Degaldo!Master walks in on them. Love, Anon who does not understand why there isn't more evil cuddling up in this fandom.
  
• Post-Daemons, Pre-Sea Devils: Conjugal Visit. No really. (New response!)
  
• In the old Looney Tunes cartoons, it was a common tactic for the character running away to cross-dress and seduce the character chasing them. My question is this: Why hasn't either the Doctor or the Master tried this yet? So I want to see one of them about to be caught, a quick change, and let the cross-dressing seduction commence. Preferably without the other one of them knowing who it really is. If they must find out, let it be with a classic cartoon reveal.
  
• I would love to see the 3rd Doctor trying to break the news about his and the Master's relationship in a subtle manner to an oblivious Brigadier/UNIT. I'm not too picky about the circumstances surrounding the event; just that scene itself.

New Prompts:

• Crispy/Zagreus/Goosnake. Shame, I have none.
  
• Fight Club Doctor Who style. The Master is the Doctor's Tyler Durden.
  
• The Master forcing Five to go on a proper holiday with him. The Doctor has been running himself ragged and the Master is putting his foot down, his Doctor needs a rest and he'll see that he gets it. (naturally this being the Doctor whatever resort planet they find could certainly be attacked by some malevolent force and the Master would insist that he take care of it himself while the Doctor is allowed his rest. But just plot-less fluff would be perfectly fine as well.)
  
• I would love to see Five and Ainley having a nice lazy day hanging out in the TARDIS together.
  
• Write something around this exchange: Master: "Doctor, your fandom is stupid." Doctor: "I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!" D:
  
• Five/Ainley: Dirty talk during sex. The Doctor can't seem to shut up any other time, why should he be any different in bed? Bonus points if he is a little shy at first but gets really into it once he gets going. Extra bonus points for facial on the Doctor.
  
• Five/Ainley and Cap. America/Ironman. Husband swapping.
  
• Simple, but I don't know that I've seen it: Five/Ainley, 69.
  
• Six/Master. Food fight.
  
• Simm!Master. Cuddling. Any Doctor (except Ten).
  
• Theta/Koschei, rivals and squabbling BFFs, for some reason going on whatever the Gallifreyan equivalent of dinner-and-a-movie first date is, and being awkward and spiky about it. Would especially love some Time Lord-society worldbuilding, silly plot shenanigans, and the two of them being not so much lovey-dovey as bickering and mean and dorky and full of UST. Cameos from Ushas and/or Brax also much loved.
  
• Time Lords don't get sick. At least not with colds and the like. Unfortunately Ainley!Master isn't fully Time Lord any more. Now he has got a cold and is actually taking it all in stride but Five is beside himself worried over him and being the fussiest nurse in time and space.
  
• Five/Master - Can I get something in the vein of the end of Grease when after a conflict or something the Doctor shows up in super villain gear and the Master in something darling and crickety. Confessions of unending love a plus but they need not be musical.
  
• Five/Ainley or Eight/Roberts. The Doctor is planing something sweet for the Master and keeping it a secret to surprise him. The Master knows something is up and he automatically assumes the worst, that the Doctor is planing something horrible or worse seeing someone else behind his back.
  
• School Reunion in which Mr Finch is the Master who has enlisted the help of the bat people for his universe cracking scheme. The Doctor knows it is the Master. Everything else (or not) is the same.
  
• Five and the Master playing mum and dad to an over stuffed TARDIS full of young companions (canon and/or OC, but OC preferred)
  
• Master and girl!Six. Pegging.
  
• Five and the Master made a sex tape. Seven has to deal with the aftermath when it leaks to the universe at large.
  
• Any classic Doctor and Master having sex, with each other, and enjoying it.
  
• The only thing better than one Master would be ten Masters... and the only thing better than ten Masters is one Master with ten heads. Bonus points if the heads are all of the same regeneration, but think and act independently from each other…
  
• Five is very drunk and won't shut up to who ever is around, (possibly Shakespeare like in the audio?) about how much he loves Ainley and how amazing he is in bed.
  
• The players: Eighth Doctor (still in a blanket) & goosnake!Master
  The setting: the Eye of Orion
  The premise: Gallifreyan reimagining of "temptation in the garden of Eden"
  
• I just want SOMEBODY to get bitten by a pelican.
  
• Any D/M but Preferably 5/Ainley!Master, figging, and orgasm denial (desperation, begging, etc)
  
• Five/Ainley: The real reason the Doctor always turns down the Master is because he feels that he doesn't deserve him and everything that he wants to give him. I want the Master figuring this out and changing his approach.
  
• The Master has a history of summoning or trying to control powerful beings in order to rule the universe. Now, the shoe is on the other foot! An up-and-coming megalomaniac captures the Master, planning to use him and his TARDIS to gain power. The Doctor must come to the rescue and foil this evil plan (and possibly stop the Master from twisting the entire situation to his own advantage).
  
• Shalka!Doctor meets Eleven and realises that he is actually really lucky. Sure the Time Lords are dicks (and in control of his TARDIS), but at least not totally evil, he has a companion he hasn't messed up (yet) and he has a Master who isn't entirely crazy and chose to travel with him (he has a Master, period). Eleven wants to be happy for his parallel universe self, but can't help but feel jealous.