Weekly Drabble/Sketch Challenge 112

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How obscure is obscure? How obscure is Shalka? I am beginning to lose track of what most people know. There's no doubt about it (in my mind) that he's definitely less obscure than Gatiss!Master. He is on our comm header if nothing else.

This week's prompts are:

Shalka!Master

and/or

Telephone/Answering Machine/Recorded voices