Entries tagged with cybearshark

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Fic: Anonymus mimema

Because, comm, I love you all, and I had a terrible, awful idea about how to express this fondness.

Title: Anonymus mimema
Characters, Pairings(?): Theta(One?), Koschei, Theta(One?)/Koschei (preslash?)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 6,217
Summary: In which two perfectly respectable Time Lords go to a disreputable place and meet a disreputable personage. Horrifying crack ensues.
Warnings: Koschei curses like an indignant schoolmarm & so does Theta, tentacles, meta-fiction shenanigans, sudden POV shift, cross-species shenanigans, nagging & snarking, suspiciously Freudian/Jungian imagery, terrible ideas, OOC attacks, all these warnings and it’s still PG…where did I go wrong?
Disclaimer: The BBC owns Doctor Who and all its related characters.

Many thanks to my ever-patient and unshakeable beta,

dragonofmemory!

( Dare you go where Time Lords fear to tread? )

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A Christmas D/M ficlet

Guys. You guys. You know which tag hasn't got enough use on this comm lately? You know which highly relevant to the Christmas special tag hasn't got enough use on this comm lately?

The Cybearshark tag.

You all know what's coming here, don't you?

Rating: PG
Pairing: 11/Master (I think it's Simm, but ymmv)
Word Count: 'bout 200
Warnings: Well, minor character death, I suppose. Also, technically not cybear-, but I think it counts. And sort-of spoilers for A Christmas Carol.
Summary: The Master's efforts to impress the Doctor yield predictable results.

( What have you done? )

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cybearshark

Cybearshark + Tentacles + Roberts!Master = distilled awesome?

So I was surfing the internet, as you do, when I came across this. I didn't know Eric Roberts still made movies! And I also didn't know he made movies in which he is an EVIL GENIUS who creates Shark/Octopus monsters for the military. And has an awesome themesong for his monster.

Or watch it here

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Art: Under the Sea

It's been about two years since I've sketched anything, but the recent burst of art has been positively inspiring. Although as usual I'm a bit behind the Zeitgeist. Ah well.

( But when I thought to myself, what other crackastic vistas can fighting!Master explore, I came up with... )

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masterpiece slapfight theatre!

All these manly Master-fighting-things got me so inspired! And I thought: what could be more manly than the Master fighting the Master?

( cat vs shark! Master vs Master! WHO WILL TRIUMPH? )

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Fanfic: Why Umbrella Stands in Zeppelin Hangers are Useful

Title: Why Umbrella Stands in Zeppelin Hangers are Useful
Characters: Shalka!Boys, Alison Cheney
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine, seriously.
Author's Notes: So there is this great meme going on here on b_e in which the Master fights monsters for the Doctor. And there is this amazing Shalka pic by

neveralarch , which just kicked my mind in the right place and made me write a short fanfic. So here you have it. Enjoy!

Summary: The Master fends off the monster of the week inside the TARDIS and expects some gratitude from the Doctor, who is a bit slow in figuring out what is expected of him and not all too pleased about it all. Alison simply knows when to leave those two alone.

( Why umbrella stands in Zeppelin hangers are useful )

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Fanart: Shalka + ridiculousness

Guys, I realize that the comm may have moved on from this whole Master fighting things kick, but I have not.

Or, rather, I was away from my computer for almost two whole days and got really bored. So I drew Shalka!Master fighting off a cybear (possibly a cybearoctopus) in the only truly appropriate way.

( Worksafe image under the cut )

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Amy Winehouse - Back To Black | Powered by Last.fm

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Master vs. Robot Shark: Part Two

The result of the Robot Shark fight was requested.

( I'll give you five guesses as to what happened. )

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Keeping the Meme Alive

So alex_e_smith made Delgado!Master wrestle a bear and brokenangelred ~~made~~ allowed Ainley!Master to fight a Cybershark. Allow me to present the logical conclusion for this epic battle of the ages. And also an animation, because I had no other thematically-appropriate work in which to ensconce it.

Preview:

( It's exactly what you think it is. )

Current Music: Jonathan Coulton - Still_Alive_Portal | Powered by Last.fm

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Master vs. Robot Shark: The Fight For Muffin!

So there was a discussion about how scars are cool. That turned into Five knife fighting a robot shark. Then it was pointed out that Five would probably try to reason with it, pass out or hit it with a fire extinguisher. Ainley!Master on the other hand would be like “Let me at the MF’ing shark.” With the crazy eyes and the proving his epic love by fighting a shark.

And then I drew the coolest thing to ever come from my hand.

( Not even Five could be unimpressed. )

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Three would be sarcastically saying he wouldn't do it with the Master if he COULD take down a bear

So, chat was discussing whether Roger Delgado has broad shoulders (protip: he does) and it came up in context that that man? Would .... well. You'll see. Frankly this is not the best thing I have ever drawn? BUT BY GOD IS IT THE MOST EPIC.

( and then there'd be a bear in Unit HQ )

( and Hopeful!Delgado, riding it like a pony )

Of course, I encourage Better Versions of this type of art. Which has worked out well for me so far, because

yodacrook has promised to draw Roberts drinking a bear under the table for Eight's love. Comm, if this is wrong, I don't want to be right.