Discussion Time, oh my brothers./Anon Meme Update 7

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* Just to remind you: the Five/Ainley!Master challenge doesn't end/the new challenge doesn't begin until the 5th of June, due to my May-related lameness in getting it up.

Discussion Questions:

The Rules: Be freely off topic and respond to any you feel like! Or none! Or just write comment crack/porn, since I had a lot of fun reading that last time and maybe you did too?

Think these questions are lame? I'm running out and we never talk about the actual questions anyway. Feel free to offer up some of your own in the comments and I'll edit the posts accordingly.

1) What are the Master and the Doctor's parents/families like (as kids, not their later possible shack-ups or breeding efforts)? Do you buy half-human, or looming? Houses or more nuclear-ish families or extended family structures? Siblings?

2) We've seen that the Master's Keller-Machine fear is the Doctor laughing at him/entirely dismissing him. What's his Silent Hill?* What's the Doctor's?

*For those who haven't played the game series or seen it played, the other worlds in Silent Hill serve as externalizations of characters' psychic trauma. They are hellish entrapments in which the protagonists' worst nightmares and latent terrors are unleashed in the form of environments and creatures derived from the persons' guilt/complexes/neuroses/obsessions, whether or not the subject is consciously aware of these issues.

I was way stymied, so  gritsinmisery was kind enough to give me this one:

3) If the Doctor and the Master had been good little Time Lords instead of running off to play in the Universe, what "jobs" would they have taken / career paths would they have followed? We all know the Rani is a biochemist... Let's face it, I don't think 'hypnotist' would have taken the Master very far on Gallifrey...*

*the mod would like to add that the concept of the Master as a stage performer hypnotist a la Vegas dinner show, only on Gallifery, is really funny to her.

Anon Meme Update

Filled: (...one? Really? :C But *sniffle* But I like pr0n!)

Death, dying, underworld or afterlife.

Orphans:

3/Master phone sex.
One and the Master talk about their granddaughter Susan.
Delgado Master/Brigadier (hypnotised?), the Doctor watches.
Good old-fashioned hate sex for classic who.
Three/Simm!Master
Taming of the Cheetah!Master. Make one of the Doctors get him off that doomed planet!

Doctor/Master, The Mind of Evil, missing scene with the Doctor tied up awaiting the Keller process.

Doctor/Master (Master/Adric), the Master explains to the Doctor exactly what he did to Adric in the Web (of bondage).
Master kidnaps the Doctor to cheer himself up. No nefarious purposes in mind; just a bit of gloating (and/or snark-flirting) and the intent to let him go a few days later none the worse for wear.
Five/Simm!Master during the 18 months pre SoD, with some plausible explanation for why the Doctor doesn't remember
Nine/Simm!Master - by activating the paradox machine early, the Master intercepts the Doctor before he meets Rose. Steamy hate sex in full knowledge of who the Master is.
The Master uses Lucy to taunt the Doctor
The Doctor's birthday and the Master has a gift. Any Doctor and Master.
Theta, Koschei and Ushas. Perhaps an experiment?
Master tries to Get the Fuck Over It by indulging in pr0n with someone else. The Doctor laughs.
Committee of Timelords relationship-counsels oblivious!Doctor+Master for the sake of the universe