Schmoop Challenge Roundup 1: Well SOMEONE Thought It Was A Good Idea

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So. As you may or may not have heard, chat is the place to be. And sometimes, in chat, Things are said. Words are exchanged. Challenges are issued.

Peoples of b_e, the gauntlet has been thrown. We have a list of schmoopy prompts. We have a group of people urging us on faaar past the point someone should have cried Uncle. And some of us have not slept for days. Clearly this is the time to inflict the results of this madcap adventure on you lovely folks. For Greater Glory. For Gallifrey. For crack. And, having seen brokenangelred's responses for this week, for awesome awesome dark!fic. Because we are easy like that, schmoop be damned.

I don't know if I can do this every week guys, but with brokenangelred and tula_peiwa cracking the whip I may not have a choice. The only consolation is that they're going straight to hell with me. And you know. I get to see them produce some pretty awesome stuff. For myself? Well, this week we have Crispy, marriage and kidverse. I feel things can only improve from here.





Prompt: Secret Admirer Guys Crispy should not be this fun to draw. His poor grinning face. HE JUST WANTS YOU TO LOVE HIM FOUR.



Prompt: Baking Cookies Crispy put blood, sweat, tears and anything else he could pull off himself into these cookies. Because now he and the Doctor will always be part of each other. (Don't ask how it works in reverse. Five probably likes thinking he can sleep safely.)



Prompt: Fair/Carnival The Brig doesn't get much in terms of vengeance guys, but by god he's keeping the yearly UNIT Fun Fair if it kills him, just for the compulsory staff attendance in costume.



Prompt: Proposal - Public Place Ah, see, this one is for brokenangelred. It's also one of my squicks, marriage stuff. So the current 'let's not break Alex's brain' theory is that it's actually a scone. Yes. He ated the rest, but he saved this one for you Five! It's not even poisoned or anything! ... much.



Prompt: Reading Aloud Because apparently kidverse has infected everything I do. Also, Six gives all the children kittens, which the Master inevitably ends up taking care of. Probably one of them runs away to Cheetah Planet and the Master has to go hunt it down. Probably this makes Cheetah!Master all Six's fault. Probably the worst part is still explaining to the kids why Daddy's bringing Daddy home in a collar.



Annnnnd that's a wrap. Oh dignity. Sweet dignity. Come back bb. I miss you.