Comfort in the Cracks
May. 2nd, 2012 02:12 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
850 words, teen and up, not mine. After leaving Amy's room, the Doctor finds himself in a time and place he never expected.
WARNING: includes Crispy!Master's medical issues.
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WARNING: includes Crispy!Master's medical issues.
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[Fanart] 5 pieces
Apr. 8th, 2012 01:04 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
I finally have something with more content to post... well, link. :D
Artist:
stalkerbunny
Regenerations: Third Doctor & Delgado!Master, First Doctor-Shalka!Nine Doctor and all accompanying Masters, Shalka!Doctor/Shalka!Master (3).
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don't own anything.
Link: Does this constitute a picspam?
Artist:
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Regenerations: Third Doctor & Delgado!Master, First Doctor-Shalka!Nine Doctor and all accompanying Masters, Shalka!Doctor/Shalka!Master (3).
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don't own anything.
Link: Does this constitute a picspam?
Look what I've got! Wanna share?
Mar. 10th, 2012 04:34 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
So, this gorgeous thing just arrived in my mailbox yesterday.

Now, this is the infamous and long out of print guide that made legions of fans believe that the Master was also the Monk and the War Chief (he totally was the War Chief I don't care what they say I want to believe!). Some...well...creative character interpretation aside, it has a lot of great information about one version of the Master's history, his allies, and most interesting to me, his tech. It's got some delicious art of Delgado! and Crispy!Master too.
Would any of you like me to see if I can scan it? I don't own a scanner, but perhaps a friend has one. Or would you like it if I typed up some of the information into .doc or .txt form? This is such a lovely book, and I wish more people knew about it.
Unfortunately, it did NOT come with the UNIT file on the Master, which I'm still trying to find. Said file is a blue book with a really spiffy ink drawing of Delgado!Master in Time Lord robes on the cover.
Now, this is the infamous and long out of print guide that made legions of fans believe that the Master was also the Monk and the War Chief (
Would any of you like me to see if I can scan it? I don't own a scanner, but perhaps a friend has one. Or would you like it if I typed up some of the information into .doc or .txt form? This is such a lovely book, and I wish more people knew about it.
Unfortunately, it did NOT come with the UNIT file on the Master, which I'm still trying to find. Said file is a blue book with a really spiffy ink drawing of Delgado!Master in Time Lord robes on the cover.
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My time as a reccer is almost over and I've only recced two things. Sorry, sorry, all the sorries about that! So, I'l rec something now! Maybe two or three things.
And I'm starting off with a fun vid, since I've been feeling depressed today and this ball of fun is the complete opposite of depressing!
Title: Whoverse Hoedown
Pairing: none, though there's lots of Master
Length: 2:44
Summary: The Universe doesn't end when the Doctor dances, or does it?
Warnings: None, other than well, it's not D/M.
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): ladysoliloque2 on Youtube
( Why this must be watched: )
( Excerpt: )
Link to the vid: Whoverse Hoedown
Title: Doctor/Master - Jizz in My Pants
Pairing: Ten/Simm!Master
Length: 2:34
Summary: "OH LOL" is the vidder's summary.
Warnings: mentions of premature ejaculation, swearing, the song's about sex and premature ejaculation
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): lollerskatee on YouTube
( Why this must be watched: )
( Excerpt: )
Link to the vid: Jizz in My Pants
Title: The Master - Not One of Us
Pairing: None
Length: 2:23
Summary: The Master, set to Not One of Us from the Lion King 2.
Warnings: None
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): kolosigma1 on YouTube
( Why this must be watched: )
( Excerpt: )
Link to the vid: Not One of Us
And I'm starting off with a fun vid, since I've been feeling depressed today and this ball of fun is the complete opposite of depressing!
Title: Whoverse Hoedown
Pairing: none, though there's lots of Master
Length: 2:44
Summary: The Universe doesn't end when the Doctor dances, or does it?
Warnings: None, other than well, it's not D/M.
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): ladysoliloque2 on Youtube
( Why this must be watched: )
( Excerpt: )
Link to the vid: Whoverse Hoedown
Title: Doctor/Master - Jizz in My Pants
Pairing: Ten/Simm!Master
Length: 2:34
Summary: "OH LOL" is the vidder's summary.
Warnings: mentions of premature ejaculation, swearing, the song's about sex and premature ejaculation
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): lollerskatee on YouTube
( Why this must be watched: )
( Excerpt: )
Link to the vid: Jizz in My Pants
Title: The Master - Not One of Us
Pairing: None
Length: 2:23
Summary: The Master, set to Not One of Us from the Lion King 2.
Warnings: None
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): kolosigma1 on YouTube
( Why this must be watched: )
( Excerpt: )
Link to the vid: Not One of Us
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I would like to recommend this. New Doctor/Master episodes! Performed with action figures! The scripts for these fan films are brilliant. All the characters are written very in character and the episodes feel completely canon. These films are great and so well done that the fact that the "actors" are made out of plastic doesn't make it feel any less real. Go watch these now! (And then go watch all of batmanmarch's other DW action figure adventures!)
Of all the films I’ve watched so far these four include the Master. Enjoy!
The Collective (3/Delgado)
http://www.youtube.com/user/batmanmarch#p/c/9A7CB103E9566531/44/7TkXETX6COU
Hell on Earth (5/Ainley)
http://www.youtube.com/user/batmanmarch#p/c/9A7CB103E9566531/94/QesCmqIc_No
The Cyber Incursion (3/Delgado)
http://www.youtube.com/user/batmanmarch#p/c/9A7CB103E9566531/56/dZZmn4OiSqY
The Beast of Stockbridge (4/Crispy)
http://www.youtube.com/user/batmanmarch#p/c/9A7CB103E9566531/61/B0gCtCMUhBU
Of all the films I’ve watched so far these four include the Master. Enjoy!
The Collective (3/Delgado)
http://www.youtube.com/user/batmanmarch#p/c/9A7CB103E9566531/44/7TkXETX6COU
Hell on Earth (5/Ainley)
http://www.youtube.com/user/batmanmarch#p/c/9A7CB103E9566531/94/QesCmqIc_No
The Cyber Incursion (3/Delgado)
http://www.youtube.com/user/batmanmarch#p/c/9A7CB103E9566531/56/dZZmn4OiSqY
The Beast of Stockbridge (4/Crispy)
http://www.youtube.com/user/batmanmarch#p/c/9A7CB103E9566531/61/B0gCtCMUhBU
"The Sound of Drums" - Trock Video
Nov. 4th, 2011 06:05 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Title: The Sound of Drums
Band: Chameleon Circuit
Video by: 2Scribble
Pairing:All canon D/M pairings.
Length: 5:43
Summary: Video set to an edited version of "The Sound of Drums" by Chameleon Circuit. Features all of the canon Masters and includes edited in audio clips from each one.
Rating: G
Why this must be watched: Very well-done video including all of the Masters. The added audio clips actually work well with the song and help make the video about all of the Masters, not just Simm. It's a nice portrait of the character. And the song is awesome!
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u9KcSKyMZw
Band: Chameleon Circuit
Video by: 2Scribble
Pairing:All canon D/M pairings.
Length: 5:43
Summary: Video set to an edited version of "The Sound of Drums" by Chameleon Circuit. Features all of the canon Masters and includes edited in audio clips from each one.
Rating: G
Why this must be watched: Very well-done video including all of the Masters. The added audio clips actually work well with the song and help make the video about all of the Masters, not just Simm. It's a nice portrait of the character. And the song is awesome!
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u9KcSKyMZw
Tea update!
Sep. 15th, 2011 02:46 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
So, since everyone at Adagio is hopped up on caffeine, they ship really fast and I got my package of Crispy!Master-inspired tea today!
( Check it out, also my twee little matching kitty teapot and cup and sugar cubes cuz that's how I roll! )
It smells. OH YEAH. It smells rich and wonderful and just the thing to drink while brooding. I haven't gotten the brewing time just how I want it yet, but do not steep this stuff too long. You think the Master gets bitter when he's ignored, try the result of leaving this steeping too long cuz you're watching the Misfits webisode.
So who's gonna come up with some Doctor-themed blends to balance me out? ;)
( Check it out, also my twee little matching kitty teapot and cup and sugar cubes cuz that's how I roll! )
It smells. OH YEAH. It smells rich and wonderful and just the thing to drink while brooding. I haven't gotten the brewing time just how I want it yet, but do not steep this stuff too long. You think the Master gets bitter when he's ignored, try the result of leaving this steeping too long cuz you're watching the Misfits webisode.
So who's gonna come up with some Doctor-themed blends to balance me out? ;)
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I was babbling about this on the friending meme and on my journal so I figured I'd inflict it on everyone... themed tea!
( A little about Adagio Tea )
I've come up with blends for most incarnations of the Master, all with Lapsang Souchoung as the uniting theme.
Koschei
Delgado!Master
Crispy!Master (I already ordered myself a bag of this, and so did someone else, but I'm not sure who!)
Ainley!Master
Sadly, I don't think Shalka!Master can have tea, and Roberts!Master seems like a Folgers guy. And if the cats I know are anything to go by, Cheetah!Master would want green tea.
Professor Yana
Simm!Master
Here's the thing... no way can I come up with blends for all the Doctors and every possible pairing as well, and that would be neat to have! Who's with me?
And if anyone needs an Adagio first time certificate... I can get you one, and please please please, other Adagio customers speak up so we can spread the kickbacks around ;)
...mods, if this isn't appropriate, I'm sorry and will take it down right away.
ETA: Adagio is US-based; they probably ship worldwide but I don't know how reasonable a shipping rate they have outside the US. Disclaimers I should have added; if people (even if it's me!) buy my blends, I get points toward free tea, which is all the more reason for some of you to join me in coming up with them, I'm not selfish like that.
...shutting up now, I'm babbling. And hoping someone invents a Seven/Delgado!Master blend.
( A little about Adagio Tea )
I've come up with blends for most incarnations of the Master, all with Lapsang Souchoung as the uniting theme.
Koschei
Delgado!Master
Crispy!Master (I already ordered myself a bag of this, and so did someone else, but I'm not sure who!)
Ainley!Master
Sadly, I don't think Shalka!Master can have tea, and Roberts!Master seems like a Folgers guy. And if the cats I know are anything to go by, Cheetah!Master would want green tea.
Professor Yana
Simm!Master
Here's the thing... no way can I come up with blends for all the Doctors and every possible pairing as well, and that would be neat to have! Who's with me?
And if anyone needs an Adagio first time certificate... I can get you one, and please please please, other Adagio customers speak up so we can spread the kickbacks around ;)
...mods, if this isn't appropriate, I'm sorry and will take it down right away.
ETA: Adagio is US-based; they probably ship worldwide but I don't know how reasonable a shipping rate they have outside the US. Disclaimers I should have added; if people (even if it's me!) buy my blends, I get points toward free tea, which is all the more reason for some of you to join me in coming up with them, I'm not selfish like that.
...shutting up now, I'm babbling. And hoping someone invents a Seven/Delgado!Master blend.
sketch dump
May. 4th, 2011 06:38 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
over at my journal: pride1289.livejournal.com/5511.html pride1289.livejournal.com/5836.html
I figured since the great majority of them are DW related, you would like to know. Some are even to fill that D/M mix and match thing.
I figured since the great majority of them are DW related, you would like to know. Some are even to fill that D/M mix and match thing.
Fic: A Day In The Life
Nov. 23rd, 2010 12:17 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Title: A Day In The Life
Fandom: Doctor Who (Four Era, Key To Time AU)
Wordcount: ~4,100
Rating: R
Pairing: Four/Time Lord!Ainley!Master.
Summary: Written for the
best_enemies kinkmeme prompt: The White or Black Guardian sends the Master to help the Doctor find the Key to Time.
( I'd love to turn you on )
Fandom: Doctor Who (Four Era, Key To Time AU)
Wordcount: ~4,100
Rating: R
Pairing: Four/Time Lord!Ainley!Master.
Summary: Written for the
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( I'd love to turn you on )
Fic: Variations on Forever (6/13)
Jul. 25th, 2010 12:01 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Title: Variations on Forever (6/13)
Author:
janeturenne
Word Count: This chapter: 12,000
Pairing: This chapter: Four/Crispy, Four/Ainley, and Five/Ainley
Rating: This chapter: PG-13 for violence, language, brief sexual imagery, and mention of torture (some later chapters NC-17)
Warnings: None for this chapter
Beta thanks: to the marvelous
blackletter
Summary: Wherein the Master comes to grips with the idea of mortality, and decides that it can go jump in a lake.
AN: Written for the Big Bang. Next chapter due Thursday.
Chapter One lives here, Chapter Two here, Chapter Three here, Chapter Four here, Chapter Five here.
JAM IS IR-RE-LE-VANT TO THE AIMS OF THE DA-LEKS.
Author:
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Word Count: This chapter: 12,000
Pairing: This chapter: Four/Crispy, Four/Ainley, and Five/Ainley
Rating: This chapter: PG-13 for violence, language, brief sexual imagery, and mention of torture (some later chapters NC-17)
Warnings: None for this chapter
Beta thanks: to the marvelous
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Summary: Wherein the Master comes to grips with the idea of mortality, and decides that it can go jump in a lake.
AN: Written for the Big Bang. Next chapter due Thursday.
Chapter One lives here, Chapter Two here, Chapter Three here, Chapter Four here, Chapter Five here.
JAM IS IR-RE-LE-VANT TO THE AIMS OF THE DA-LEKS.
Pieces of Crispy
Jul. 24th, 2010 05:01 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
I have nothing to say for myself. It seemed like a bad idea at the time.
Fic: Variations on Forever (5/13)
Jul. 22nd, 2010 10:24 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Title: Variations on Forever (5/13)
Word Count: This chapter: 11,000
Pairing: This chapter: Lots and lots of Three/Delgado. And a nibble of untoasted Crispy.
Rating: This chapter: PG-13 for mild sexual goings-on, and a little bit of violence (some later chapters NC-17)
Warnings: None for this chapter
Beta thanks: to the marvelous
blackletter
Summary: Wherein are to be found daffodils, daemons and Daleks, besides which ginger queens, schmoopy ceremonies, far-fetched schemes, heart-wrenching betrayals, and very, very large silver platters.
AN: Written for the Big Bang. Next chapter due Sunday. And I maaaay have just bumped up the chapter count. Chapter eight got out of hand; these things happen. Thirteen chapters seems awfully inauspicious, but hey, one per regeneration?
Chapter One lives here, Chapter Two here, Chapter Three here, Chapter Four here.
A chance to show off his engineering prowess, steal a nuclear warhead, hold the Earth hostage *and* slip in a little light bondage—what could be better?
Word Count: This chapter: 11,000
Pairing: This chapter: Lots and lots of Three/Delgado. And a nibble of untoasted Crispy.
Rating: This chapter: PG-13 for mild sexual goings-on, and a little bit of violence (some later chapters NC-17)
Warnings: None for this chapter
Beta thanks: to the marvelous
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Summary: Wherein are to be found daffodils, daemons and Daleks, besides which ginger queens, schmoopy ceremonies, far-fetched schemes, heart-wrenching betrayals, and very, very large silver platters.
AN: Written for the Big Bang. Next chapter due Sunday. And I maaaay have just bumped up the chapter count. Chapter eight got out of hand; these things happen. Thirteen chapters seems awfully inauspicious, but hey, one per regeneration?
Chapter One lives here, Chapter Two here, Chapter Three here, Chapter Four here.
A chance to show off his engineering prowess, steal a nuclear warhead, hold the Earth hostage *and* slip in a little light bondage—what could be better?
A Doctor for All Seasons
Jul. 14th, 2010 09:11 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Since all Doctors are created equal, and one man's scary-eyed untouchable Four is another's 70s-haired sex god, I thought I'd make a D/M sticker for every canon era, so that all may enjoy their oh-tee-pee, and seeing several pairings they never wanted to envisage in the first place.
Of course, they're only physical stickers for me. They're just little pictures for everyone else, but they do come in equation and pretentious verse flavours.
Preview:

( Ten varieties, choose your poison. )
Of course, they're only physical stickers for me. They're just little pictures for everyone else, but they do come in equation and pretentious verse flavours.
Preview:
( Ten varieties, choose your poison. )
Omnomnom. Cripsy buns for everybody!
Jul. 11th, 2010 09:48 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
I was in chat yesterday and mentioned how I must get around to making some Crispy!Master Rice Krispie buns. To my absolute SHOCK and HORROR, I discovered that certain members (namely
alex_e_smith and
tula_peiwa ) had never even heard of Rice Krispie buns. My world was turned upside down. All certainties I had about the universe were destroyed. But it's okay, it's okay. If you didn't have Rice Krispie buns in your life before, you do now! Under the cut are a LOT of pictures and some instructions, because evidently there are some terribly deprived people out there. Don't worry. Your troubles are at an end.
( CRIPSY!MASTER COMMANDS YOU TO CLICK HERE )
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And so the schmoop challenge rolls endlessly on. Endlessly .... endlessly ... god what have I signed up for?
So apparently ... some people... were squicked by the finger last week. Well. Fair warnings this time, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE CRISPY DO NOT BE CLICKING THE FIRST CUT. IT IS SOMEWHAT .... HORRIFIC.
Elsewise we have mpreg, grrrrrrrlls (not ... femme!Doctors. Just .... girls. Girls are hard to draw y'all), more drunk!Ainley and a follow-up to the bearfight. Also, no Five this week. On the other hand, no Six either. I leave it up to y'all to decide which is the bigger tragedy.*
( Poor sad Crispy. He just wants your love. Prompt: Reunion. )
( Everthing else. Prompts: Boat Ride, Neck Kisses, Pregnancy (Male or Female), Pregnancy - Birth, Drunken Confessions of Love, Nurse Back To Health )
*The lack of Six, you guys, clearly. God. Keep up.
So apparently ... some people... were squicked by the finger last week. Well. Fair warnings this time, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE CRISPY DO NOT BE CLICKING THE FIRST CUT. IT IS SOMEWHAT .... HORRIFIC.
Elsewise we have mpreg, grrrrrrrlls (not ... femme!Doctors. Just .... girls. Girls are hard to draw y'all), more drunk!Ainley and a follow-up to the bearfight. Also, no Five this week. On the other hand, no Six either. I leave it up to y'all to decide which is the bigger tragedy.*
( Poor sad Crispy. He just wants your love. Prompt: Reunion. )
( Everthing else. Prompts: Boat Ride, Neck Kisses, Pregnancy (Male or Female), Pregnancy - Birth, Drunken Confessions of Love, Nurse Back To Health )
*The lack of Six, you guys, clearly. God. Keep up.
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So. As you may or may not have heard, chat is the place to be. And sometimes, in chat, Things are said. Words are exchanged. Challenges are issued.
Peoples of b_e, the gauntlet has been thrown. We have a list of schmoopy prompts. We have a group of people urging us on faaar past the point someone should have cried Uncle. And some of us have not slept for days. Clearly this is the time to inflict the results of this madcap adventure on you lovely folks. For Greater Glory. For Gallifrey. For crack. And, having seen
brokenangelred's responses for this week, for awesome awesome dark!fic. Because we are easy like that, schmoop be damned.
I don't know if I can do this every week guys, but with
brokenangelred and
tula_peiwa cracking the whip I may not have a choice. The only consolation is that they're going straight to hell with me. And you know. I get to see them produce some pretty awesome stuff. For myself? Well, this week we have Crispy, marriage and kidverse. I feel things can only improve from here.
( Prompts: secret admirer, baking cookies, fair/carnival, proposal – public place, reading aloud )
Annnnnd that's a wrap. Oh dignity. Sweet dignity. Come back bb. I miss you.
Peoples of b_e, the gauntlet has been thrown. We have a list of schmoopy prompts. We have a group of people urging us on faaar past the point someone should have cried Uncle. And some of us have not slept for days. Clearly this is the time to inflict the results of this madcap adventure on you lovely folks. For Greater Glory. For Gallifrey. For crack. And, having seen
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I don't know if I can do this every week guys, but with
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( Prompts: secret admirer, baking cookies, fair/carnival, proposal – public place, reading aloud )
Annnnnd that's a wrap. Oh dignity. Sweet dignity. Come back bb. I miss you.