A bit of a thematic request/plea/supplication/question/bribe

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Hello, comm! I hate to be a bother (oh, who am I kidding? I love being a bother), but I have a bit of a question.

Now, normally I'd just prompt this on the anon meme and be done with it, but I refuse to believe that this has somehow never been done before: but are there any pirate-themed D/M fanfictions hiding out there that you could direct me to/supply me with?

I know there's lots of great pirate-themed arts (and I love those arts! Keep up the fantastic work, you sublimely brilliant artists!), but for some reason I seem unable to find fic. And I covet it.

So, in short, could you help me find where the lost treasure of pirate D/M fic is hiding? Or if--horror of horrors--it doesn't seem to exist, this is the part where I start pleading at you with big, wibbly eyes to write some. Because it should exist.

Honestly, it doesn't even have to be specifically pirates, so long as they're out at sea on a boat at some point. I would personally settle for UNIT on an office holiday cruise ship with the Master hijacking the cruise liner, somehow getting them stuck in the Bermuda Triangle with the only means of escape being a sexy Time Ram, which somehow malfunctions and takes them to underwater!Atlantis which has now been taken over by Sea Devils and/or mermaids which they can only escape from that via reversing the polarity of something aquatic. With terrible nautical puns. Or something.

If you find and/or write pirate D/M fic for me, I might reward you with dubloons! glorious dubloons! or possibly the Time Kitten fluff that everyone seems to want.  Might.  A bribe for a bribe, mateys.