In space, no one can hear your lack of dignity.

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Secrets of a Time Lord by x_los and reserve
Ten/Simm!Master/Mudkips
486 word, R
A/N: In lieu of an actual explanation, our conversation began something like this --

x_los: "I'mma write mudkip fic, just for jooooo"
reserve: Mudkip/Ten/Master!Sound of Music?
x_los: Except since it's me and I'm on a kick? it may be Doctor/Master/Mudkip...OMG STOP SEALING MY THOUGHTS
reserve: I AM IN UR HED!

(There is no excuse for this kind of crack. Not even one.)