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Okay, I'd thought about posting this to the kink meme, but the com has been far too quiet lately. So I figure I'd just post it here and liven things up. Plus, it amused me. Note: The video itself is not D/M, but I figured it would entertain. If the mods wish me to take it down, I shall. Also, if this has already been seen a million times over, just ignore me. It was new to me, at any rate.
I will never cross the road without thinking of Three again. Also, I can see him trolling the Master with this so, so easily. Stopping the Master before he can cross, and sassing him about not following SPLINK. And then the poor Master is left trying to figure out what the hell SPLINK is. He misses the light while trying to figure it out.
So, how do you picture the Master reacting to this? XD
I will never cross the road without thinking of Three again. Also, I can see him trolling the Master with this so, so easily. Stopping the Master before he can cross, and sassing him about not following SPLINK. And then the poor Master is left trying to figure out what the hell SPLINK is. He misses the light while trying to figure it out.
So, how do you picture the Master reacting to this? XD
Summoning Trouble (Extended Edition)
Apr. 23rd, 2012 02:49 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
1.5 Kilowords, adult, not mine. The Master needs the Doctor's help with a delicate situation.
the original drabble
Predatrix's sequel
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the original drabble
Predatrix's sequel
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Rescue or Reclamation?
Apr. 22nd, 2012 02:02 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
100 words, all ages, not mine. The imprisoned doctor gets "help" from an unexpected source.
Trigger Warning: violence
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Trigger Warning: violence
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The Morning After
Apr. 9th, 2012 12:03 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
100 words, teen and up, not mine. Letting the Master take him to bed seemed like a good idea the night before.
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[Fanart] 5 pieces
Apr. 8th, 2012 01:04 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
I finally have something with more content to post... well, link. :D
Artist:
stalkerbunny
Regenerations: Third Doctor & Delgado!Master, First Doctor-Shalka!Nine Doctor and all accompanying Masters, Shalka!Doctor/Shalka!Master (3).
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don't own anything.
Link: Does this constitute a picspam?
Artist:
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Regenerations: Third Doctor & Delgado!Master, First Doctor-Shalka!Nine Doctor and all accompanying Masters, Shalka!Doctor/Shalka!Master (3).
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don't own anything.
Link: Does this constitute a picspam?
Fanvid: Beautiful Enemy
Apr. 1st, 2012 01:23 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Hey, b_e, long time no see!
No, this isn't an April Fools joke. I'm not going to rickroll you, I promise. I am here, crawling desiccated and severely burned from my lack of fanish inspiration to stroke your four-like curls with my video-making prowessor lack thereof.
No, this isn't an April Fools joke. I'm not going to rickroll you, I promise. I am here, crawling desiccated and severely burned from my lack of fanish inspiration to stroke your four-like curls with my video-making prowess
Nineteen Drabbles
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Not really connected by anything other than being Doctor/Master. Contains spoilers, read at your own risk.
bitty!Doctor/bitty!Master
Knock-Down Ginger (reminiscence)
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Unspecified Doctor/Unspecified Master
How (Not) to Defeat the Doctor (humor)
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Third Doctor/Delgado!Master
The Hearts of Evil
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Conjugal Visitation (angst)
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Summoning Trouble (CRACK!)
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The Flowering of Desire (CRACK!)
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Imposing Conditions (humor)
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Tenth Doctor/Simm!Master
Six Fatal Words (angst)
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Uncomfortable Comfort (hurt/comfort)
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Lust of the Time Lords (CRACK!)
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Regeneration Frustration (humor)
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A Matter of Definition (CRACK!)
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The Obvious (CRACK!)
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Nothing Binds Like the Panties of Love (CRACK!)
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Three's A Crowd (CRACK!)
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Even Better Than Chamomile Tea (hurt/comfort>
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Never Too Late (fluff)
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Unintended (horror)
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female!Doctor/female!Master
A Dance As Old As Time (saffic)
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bitty!Doctor/bitty!Master
Knock-Down Ginger (reminiscence)
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Unspecified Doctor/Unspecified Master
How (Not) to Defeat the Doctor (humor)
( Read more... )
Third Doctor/Delgado!Master
The Hearts of Evil
( Read more... )
Conjugal Visitation (angst)
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Summoning Trouble (CRACK!)
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The Flowering of Desire (CRACK!)
( Read more... )
Imposing Conditions (humor)
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Tenth Doctor/Simm!Master
Six Fatal Words (angst)
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Uncomfortable Comfort (hurt/comfort)
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Lust of the Time Lords (CRACK!)
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Regeneration Frustration (humor)
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A Matter of Definition (CRACK!)
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The Obvious (CRACK!)
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Nothing Binds Like the Panties of Love (CRACK!)
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Three's A Crowd (CRACK!)
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Even Better Than Chamomile Tea (hurt/comfort>
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Never Too Late (fluff)
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Unintended (horror)
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female!Doctor/female!Master
A Dance As Old As Time (saffic)
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Birthday Challenge 22
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Today is the birthday of Roger Delgado! Delgado!Master! IN THE NEXT TWO DAYS: write/art some birthday!fic in the comments, or link to it! RECS, META AND RANDOM COMMENTS ABOUT THE SUBJECT ALSO WELCOME!
This spontaneous funtimes challenge ends aprox. when the 4th of March begins, so don't stress about it: just make us a quick prezzie!
EDIT: Awh MAN, Delgado shares a bday with Justin Bieber?!? Bad luck, friend! Maybe Justin Bieber is like, his greatest disguise ever? ...dnw. THIS JUST IN:
yodacrook confirms this theory. "yeah, actually "baby baby baby" listened backwards is "obey obey obey"?" (Is this his love ballad to Three? Because no wonder that did not work out for him.)
Celebrate the existence of:
Delgado!Master!
Because your birthday wishes are very important to him! (Sorry, that's supposed to be a Frontier in Space joke, I have a feeling it was just: weird.)
Delgado!Master!
Because your birthday wishes are very important to him! (Sorry, that's supposed to be a Frontier in Space joke, I have a feeling it was just: weird.)
This spontaneous funtimes challenge ends aprox. when the 4th of March begins, so don't stress about it: just make us a quick prezzie!
EDIT: Awh MAN, Delgado shares a bday with Justin Bieber?!? Bad luck, friend! Maybe Justin Bieber is like, his greatest disguise ever? ...dnw. THIS JUST IN:
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So, tomorrow is Monday. Booo! But here, have some Three/Delgado smut. YAAAY!
This was initially a prompt for this week's fencing challenge. By popular demand, I continued it.
Here are the details:
Title: To the Quick
Author: Jo Masters
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sex (frottage and intecrural) and some naughty language.
Pairing: Three/Delgado!Master
Other characters: The Brigadier makes a cameo appearance.
Trigger warnings: Although I didn’t intend this to be a fic involving dubious consent, parts of it could be read as dub-con.
Summary: Just what were those swords doing in the Master’s prison, anyway?
Link goes to my Doctor/Master fic journal here. Happy reading!
This was initially a prompt for this week's fencing challenge. By popular demand, I continued it.
Here are the details:
Title: To the Quick
Author: Jo Masters
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sex (frottage and intecrural) and some naughty language.
Pairing: Three/Delgado!Master
Other characters: The Brigadier makes a cameo appearance.
Trigger warnings: Although I didn’t intend this to be a fic involving dubious consent, parts of it could be read as dub-con.
Summary: Just what were those swords doing in the Master’s prison, anyway?
Link goes to my Doctor/Master fic journal here. Happy reading!
Word Clouds
Jan. 3rd, 2012 12:35 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
So, I was feeling particularly geeky tonight, and I decided to use Wordle to do a visual analysis of the Doctor's and the Master's speech patterns. I somewhat arbitrarily decided to use the episode "Terror of the Autons" for my sample. I did a word cloud for the Doctor, using all of his lines in "Autons," and a word cloud for the Master, using all of his lines in "Autons." I based the color schemes of the clouds on the colors that the Doctor and the Master each seem to favor.
Here's what I did for the Doctor (now edited to repair some capitalization fail):

Here's what I did for the Master:

I noticed a few interesting trends. Of course, words require context, but I still think you can understand something about the ideas that are important to a person by looking at the words they use most often. The Master seems to be very, very fond of referring to the Doctor by name, but he also seems generally to use people's names when speaking to them. He uses Farrel's name nearly as often as he uses the Doctor's. I imagine he does this because using a person's name gets and keeps his or her attention and focus--it's a form of control. He's also inclined to use the words "worry" and "little" quite often. This trend could be interpreted many ways, probably, but I'm inclined to think his use of these words reflects his nervous temperament and his interest in scale, respectively.
The Doctor's speech patterns, on the other hand, seem to reflect the high value he places on thinking and thoughtfulness, as well as his assertive personality. Look how often he uses the words "must," "well," "yes," "know," and "think"!
If anyone else has thoughts on the speech patterns of the Doctor and the Master, I'd love to hear them. I probably find the topic more compelling than I should.
Here's what I did for the Doctor (now edited to repair some capitalization fail):
Here's what I did for the Master:
I noticed a few interesting trends. Of course, words require context, but I still think you can understand something about the ideas that are important to a person by looking at the words they use most often. The Master seems to be very, very fond of referring to the Doctor by name, but he also seems generally to use people's names when speaking to them. He uses Farrel's name nearly as often as he uses the Doctor's. I imagine he does this because using a person's name gets and keeps his or her attention and focus--it's a form of control. He's also inclined to use the words "worry" and "little" quite often. This trend could be interpreted many ways, probably, but I'm inclined to think his use of these words reflects his nervous temperament and his interest in scale, respectively.
The Doctor's speech patterns, on the other hand, seem to reflect the high value he places on thinking and thoughtfulness, as well as his assertive personality. Look how often he uses the words "must," "well," "yes," "know," and "think"!
If anyone else has thoughts on the speech patterns of the Doctor and the Master, I'd love to hear them. I probably find the topic more compelling than I should.
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Check out my new Three/Delgado video. Thanks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqTbFfA8OTE&feature=channel_video_title
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqTbFfA8OTE&feature=channel_video_title
Screencaps: The Time Monster
Dec. 17th, 2011 04:07 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Have a big batch of screencaps of The Time Monster. Auto-capped from the DVD release with KMPlayer, ~3700 caps per episode.
( Sample caps and links )
Let me know if there are any problems with the links/files and I'll try and do my best to fix them. Enjoy!
( Sample caps and links )
Let me know if there are any problems with the links/files and I'll try and do my best to fix them. Enjoy!
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Song: Written in the Stars
Song Artist: Tinie Tempah
Characters/Pairings: The Master. (Delgado, Ainley, Roberts, Goosnake, Jacobi[Yana, not Shalka-verse], Simm.) It's Doctor/Master in that it's about the Master, and therefore involves the Doctor. And the Master. Interacting. As they do. If that isn't enough, let me know and I'll remove this post with a few groveling apologies.
Song Artist: Tinie Tempah
Characters/Pairings: The Master. (Delgado, Ainley, Roberts, Goosnake, Jacobi[Yana, not Shalka-verse], Simm.) It's Doctor/Master in that it's about the Master, and therefore involves the Doctor. And the Master. Interacting. As they do. If that isn't enough, let me know and I'll remove this post with a few groveling apologies.
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I would like to recommend this. New Doctor/Master episodes! Performed with action figures! The scripts for these fan films are brilliant. All the characters are written very in character and the episodes feel completely canon. These films are great and so well done that the fact that the "actors" are made out of plastic doesn't make it feel any less real. Go watch these now! (And then go watch all of batmanmarch's other DW action figure adventures!)
Of all the films I’ve watched so far these four include the Master. Enjoy!
The Collective (3/Delgado)
http://www.youtube.com/user/batmanmarch#p/c/9A7CB103E9566531/44/7TkXETX6COU
Hell on Earth (5/Ainley)
http://www.youtube.com/user/batmanmarch#p/c/9A7CB103E9566531/94/QesCmqIc_No
The Cyber Incursion (3/Delgado)
http://www.youtube.com/user/batmanmarch#p/c/9A7CB103E9566531/56/dZZmn4OiSqY
The Beast of Stockbridge (4/Crispy)
http://www.youtube.com/user/batmanmarch#p/c/9A7CB103E9566531/61/B0gCtCMUhBU
Of all the films I’ve watched so far these four include the Master. Enjoy!
The Collective (3/Delgado)
http://www.youtube.com/user/batmanmarch#p/c/9A7CB103E9566531/44/7TkXETX6COU
Hell on Earth (5/Ainley)
http://www.youtube.com/user/batmanmarch#p/c/9A7CB103E9566531/94/QesCmqIc_No
The Cyber Incursion (3/Delgado)
http://www.youtube.com/user/batmanmarch#p/c/9A7CB103E9566531/56/dZZmn4OiSqY
The Beast of Stockbridge (4/Crispy)
http://www.youtube.com/user/batmanmarch#p/c/9A7CB103E9566531/61/B0gCtCMUhBU
Fic: Bugs Bunny Tactics
Nov. 12th, 2011 11:14 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Hi everyone! I bring crack. I bring anon meme response crack! It's about time I started gifting back to this community. ♥
Title: Bugs Bunny Tactics
Author:
_rubber_chicken
Word Count: 2543
Beta:
narwhale_callin
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Three/Delgado!Master
Warnings: CRACK. Specifically Looney Tunes Crossdressing Crack.
Prompt: Response to this anon meme prompt: In the old Looney Tunes cartoons, it was a common tactic for the character running away to cross-dress and seduce the character chasing them [...] I want to see one of them about to be caught, a quick change, and let the cross-dressing seduction commence.
Summary: In which the Master resorts to desperate measures in order to escape from UNIT, and gets a bit more than he anticipated.
Notes: This is the crackiest thing I have ever written you guys. And I have no shame. I regret NOTHING. Also, a huge thank you to Nar. She saved my Three characterization and made me cut out about a page of unnecessary chase scene at the beginning, among other things. It was somewhat painful, but so good. ♥
In retrospect, perhaps poisoning Britain's tea had not been a wise choice after all.
Title: Bugs Bunny Tactics
Author:
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Word Count: 2543
Beta:
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Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Three/Delgado!Master
Warnings: CRACK. Specifically Looney Tunes Crossdressing Crack.
Prompt: Response to this anon meme prompt: In the old Looney Tunes cartoons, it was a common tactic for the character running away to cross-dress and seduce the character chasing them [...] I want to see one of them about to be caught, a quick change, and let the cross-dressing seduction commence.
Summary: In which the Master resorts to desperate measures in order to escape from UNIT, and gets a bit more than he anticipated.
Notes: This is the crackiest thing I have ever written you guys. And I have no shame. I regret NOTHING. Also, a huge thank you to Nar. She saved my Three characterization and made me cut out about a page of unnecessary chase scene at the beginning, among other things. It was somewhat painful, but so good. ♥
In retrospect, perhaps poisoning Britain's tea had not been a wise choice after all.
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Title: The Collective
Video by: batmanmarch
Length: Approximately 45 minutes
Summary: After leaving Jo the Doctor confines himself to his laboratory and sets to work on building a new car. But when a meteorite comes crashing to earth with devastating effects the Doctor and UNIT go into investigate. Upon their arrival they discover that the meteorite has been taken by none other than the Doctor's arch enemy, the Master! With the meteorite in his possession the Master plans to use its devastating power to start a nuclear war between Russia and the USA. The Doctor and the Brigadier must do all they can to find the Master and stop the Collective from causing a war that will ultimately destroy the planet. But what if the Collective has plans of its own...
Rating: G
Why this must be watched: A new Pertwee/Delgado episode! Performed with action figures! The script for this fan film is brilliant. It perfectly captures the 3rd Doctor era, all the characters are written very in character, the plot is exactly like a 3/Delgado episode, and the whole thing feels completely canon. Seriously, this could be actual canon that took place between "Frontier in Space" and "The Deadly Assassin" and bridges the gap between those two episodes. This is a brilliant fan film and so well done that the fact that the "actors" are made out of plastic doesn't make it feel any less real. Go watch this now! (And then go watch all of batmanmarch's other DW action figure adventures!)
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TkXETX6COU (part 1 of 5)
Video by: batmanmarch
Length: Approximately 45 minutes
Summary: After leaving Jo the Doctor confines himself to his laboratory and sets to work on building a new car. But when a meteorite comes crashing to earth with devastating effects the Doctor and UNIT go into investigate. Upon their arrival they discover that the meteorite has been taken by none other than the Doctor's arch enemy, the Master! With the meteorite in his possession the Master plans to use its devastating power to start a nuclear war between Russia and the USA. The Doctor and the Brigadier must do all they can to find the Master and stop the Collective from causing a war that will ultimately destroy the planet. But what if the Collective has plans of its own...
Rating: G
Why this must be watched: A new Pertwee/Delgado episode! Performed with action figures! The script for this fan film is brilliant. It perfectly captures the 3rd Doctor era, all the characters are written very in character, the plot is exactly like a 3/Delgado episode, and the whole thing feels completely canon. Seriously, this could be actual canon that took place between "Frontier in Space" and "The Deadly Assassin" and bridges the gap between those two episodes. This is a brilliant fan film and so well done that the fact that the "actors" are made out of plastic doesn't make it feel any less real. Go watch this now! (And then go watch all of batmanmarch's other DW action figure adventures!)
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TkXETX6COU (part 1 of 5)