Guys, seriously, come to
second level chat, it's where the terrifying awesome crack goes down. Like, for example, why the lack of kid!fic in fandom? And just how much does Ainley what
loads of kids? And does Delgado ever let Daddy's Little Princess out of his sight? And is that princess's name Jo?
Well, I can't blame these first two sketches on chat, technically they started when
x_los spent a fun afternoon raving about Susan II and trips to the zoo and so on, but she's spreading her evil guys. Expect the mpreg. These don't have it, because I ... couldn't. But. Expect it.
( five would have enough to field his own cricket team.
'AT LAST, ALL COMPETENT BATTERS, OF MAH BLOOD!!'
'Susan II! You can't bowl! I love you /less/ now!'
'Go sit with Turlough in the People I Don't Love corner! )But this next one? Is
all
brokenangelred's fault. Well. And our modly overlord's, again. She suggested that the Master has nicknames for each of the Doctor's incarnations, but it was
brokenangelred who described exactly how Drunk!Ainley would go about it to anyone who listen. And so this happened.
( The OORIGINAL, Puddin' Bowl, Miss Thang, Frofro, Muffin, Skittles (cause you taste the rainbow), Short Stack, Ruffles Mark II )