Master vs. Robot Shark: The Fight For Muffin!

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So there was a discussion about how scars are cool. That turned into Five knife fighting a robot shark. Then it was pointed out that Five would probably try to reason with it, pass out or hit it with a fire extinguisher. Ainley!Master on the other hand would be like “Let me at the MF’ing shark.” With the crazy eyes and the proving his epic love by fighting a shark.

And then I drew the coolest thing to ever come from my hand.

( Not even Five could be unimpressed. )

Anon Meme Update 20

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New Responses:
 
* Three/Delgado!Master - someone manages to tear the Master's attention away from the Doctor, and the Master appears quite smitten. Three discovers his raging jealousy.
* Ten/Professor Yana (not Yana!Master), preferably not AU. Sure, the universe is ending, BUT WHEN HAS THAT EVER STOOD IN THE WAY OF PORN??? Bonus points for Yana in a chair with Ten in his lap.


I've updated the Master Fic List and Orphaned Prompt Index here. Have a look if you haven't read EVERYTHING/want to check out all the unfilled prompts!

**EDIT** /So/ my bad, I forgot:

* I know this has a major plot hole...but what if the Doctor became the Valeyard because the Master actually got over him and started to live a happy healthy life with a new beau?

This Last Of Meeting Places

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Title: This Last Of Meeting Places
Author: darklyenigmatic
Rating: PG-13 to be on the very, very safe side.
Spoilers: None
Summary: They meet for the final time on a beach. Not by the sea, but by a river, and the shore is desolate, broken, everything still and silent about them.
Characters: Eight, Jacobi!Master
Pairing: Eight/Jacobi!Master
Warnings: Very vague sexual references.
Disclaimer: Not mine, unfortunately. BBC owns them. Also, quotes and title from T.S. Eliot's truly wonderful poem 'The Hollow Men', so I don't take credit for those either
Word count: Approx. 1000 words
Author’s Note: A version of this has been hanging around on my harddrive for oh, months. I finally did some more work on it (this has gone through more edits/revisions/alterations than all my previous work combined) and it changed from something set in the far distant future to being a piece of Time War fic. It's also written for the doctorwho_100  prompt 003: Ends. Hope you enjoy, comments are love! :D

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Keeping the Meme Alive

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So alex_e_smith made Delgado!Master wrestle a bear and brokenangelred made allowed Ainley!Master to fight a Cybershark. Allow me to present the logical conclusion for this epic battle of the ages. And also an animation, because I had no other thematically-appropriate work in which to ensconce it.

Preview:
 

( It's exactly what you think it is. )

(no subject)

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Title: The Pandorica Opens (Again) 1/?
Author: Megan (sanestlunatic)
Rating: T
Characters: Eleven, Simm!Master, River Song
Summary: When all seems to be lost, the Doctor receives assistance from an unlikely source. But is it really all that it appears to be?
Warnings: SPOILERS for 5.12

Follow the link to the first chapter!

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Ten times someone had to pretend, and one time someone couldn't

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Title: Ten times someone had to pretend, and one time someone couldn't
Word count: 116
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: Tom Milligan, Martha Jones, Gwen Cooper, Captain Jack Harkness, Tish Jones, Simm!Master, Donna Noble, Ianto Jones, Lucy Saxon, Tenth Doctor
Synopsis: Set between Last of the Time Lords and Partners in Crime
Author's Note: Each 'pretending' is something that's happened to me in the last half hour, twisted into fanfiction. I needed to get this out of my head and it seemed like a safer idea to do that in fandom form than anything else. I hope it works out as an enjoyable read for someone, at least, since it's helping me. Characters speaking are in the same order as listed above.

( The Great Pretender )

Master vs. Robot Shark: Part Two

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The result of the Robot Shark fight was requested.

( I'll give you five guesses as to what happened. )