[fanfic] Size Matters

[birdsarecalling.livejournal.com]

Title: Size Matters
Characters/Pairings: Five/Ainley!Master
Rating: NC-17. Though anyone hoping for grim and gritty, serious business porn should be aware that I just watched the first half of Time-Flight, so... not so much.
Summary: The Master is enamoured of his new Trakenite body, and feels that the Doctor should be as well.
Note: A response to this prompt on the anon meme. Yes, I know that the title is groan-worthy. I figured that if I was going to respond to an "alien cock" prompt, I might as well go balls out with it.

(As usual whenever the Master chose to squander vast amounts of his personal dignity, it was the Doctor who ended up feeling wretched and embarrassed about it.)

pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

[aralias.livejournal.com]

this is a test... please go about your business.

B_E Twitter feed

[aralias.livejournal.com]

Here's something you didn't know you wanted: the official Best Enemies twitter feed has landed.

Some points:

• It absolutely will not post f-locked entries.
  
• It absolutely will not re-post your content, beyond the title of your post, and the first few characters of the post proper. It merely links back to the original LJ entry.
  
• In fact, it is essentially an RSS feed (which anyone can set up for their own personal use on non-LJ sites) fed into Twitter.
  
• It won't post your username (unless you use it in the first 140 odd characters).
  
• It's no more searchable than the community, which also comes up on Google searches.
  
• It updates every 30 minutes, which might be why entries haven't appeared if you're looking for them.
  
• We don't know what happens if you post an LJ cut or picture in the first couple of characters yet, but I'll update when we do. HOWEVER, it is true that when you click on a link in Twitter, it'll take you to the post itself, rather than the community. This means if things have been cut as not safe for work you'll just be taken straight to them. There's a warning on the Twitter page, but remember: click with care.
  
• I don't know who the person at BestEnemies is, but that's not us.
  
• It's (loosely) moderated by me, so let me know if you have any issues with the working of it, or with the idea of it.
  
• Please comment here if you're looking for technical explanations.

http://twitter.com/best_enemies

Nowhen (Love Letters, Ten/Simm!Master, R) (EoT arc 1/?)

[von_gelmini.livejournal.com]

Title: Nowhen
Series | Arc: Love Letters | EoT
Age | Sequence: 908 | 1/?
Prompt: none
Author: von_gelmini
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: Ten/Simm!Master, Theta/Koschei (in past)
Rating: R
Word Count: 4941
Warnings: language, one kiss
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who. I am not writing this for profit.

The Doctor Learns to Dance fanfic

[horrible-drawer.livejournal.com]

Hai guys, just wanted to post a link to my Doctor Who fic :3 plz to read and leave a comment fanks X3

Clicky click -> Here down near the bottom, sorry if I didn't do this right... Iz a nubz 

p.s sorry if you don't like the title, I couldn't think of anything better :c