best_enemies | Jan. 7th, 2011

ALSO ALSO WIK: DON'T FORGET TO MAKE STUFF FOR AND CHECK OUT THE GREAT STUFF ON THE MASTER'S B-DAZZLER POST!

Tonight (the seventh) at 8 PM GMT, in celebration of the Master's 40th, we'll be watching some great Midlife Crisis Eps:

THE DAEMONS:

8:00 PM TO 10:15 PM

The original Master, who we specifically celebrate this week, enjoys his most... special outing, trading up to sassy new outfits and even sassier Godwin's law violations. Not going to lie, this is my least favorite Master appearance--and of my favorite Master, too!* But perhaps, with people there to mock/MST it with, it will transcend its crapness and become THE GREATEST TELEVISUAL EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE!!!!!!! Or it'll still be 'the Daemons.' One of the two.

TIME-FLIGHT:

10:15 PM TO 12:00 AM

There is almost no way to make sense of the Khalid plan other than by calling temporary insanity/Manopause-related-breakdown. 'Stroking your TARDIS and cooing' is the new 'oogling fast cars.' 'Wearing a fatsuit' is the new... well. It's certainly something. Isn't it.

THE TVM:

12:15 AM TO 1:45 AM

Literally trading in for a new body that drives a powerful car (it can get through any traffic jam! THIS IS AN AMBULANCE!!) and wears a leather jacket and shades. BECAUSE THAT'S JUST HOW BRIGHT THE FUTURE IS, GUYS. YOU HAVE TO WEAR SHADES. Also trading in Seven for the younger, sleeker... less aware of wtf is going on Eight? God, Master, way to throw over your long-suffering Cheetah-mate and go for the vulnerable young thing. Eight doesn't even know how to buy /shoes/ yet. For shame.

THE FOODSTUFFS:

Pizza. Greasy and adolescent, yet Oh-So-Satisfying (just like--well, we'll stop there. Birthdays merit undeserved kindness). Make, order, or defrost (eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww) a pie or seven--you'll need them. Soda, beer and alchopops--because you're down with the kidz, yo, and so's the Mizzaster. ...let's never say that again.

* End of what now? I can't heeeeear yooooooooou...