Too Hot Not To Happen... (Ten/Simm!Master, Five/Ainley!Master, NC-17)

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Title: Too Hot Not To Happen...
Author: von_gelmini
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: Ten/Simm!Master, Five/Ainley!Master, Ten/OMCs, Five/OMCs
Rating: NC-17
Contains: pwp, timey-wimeyness, explicit sex, orgy/gangbang, maybe a tiny bit of dub-con on Five's part (depends on how you look at it)
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who. I am not writing this for profit.

Birthday Challenge 9

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One day late is better than never! Yesterday was the birthday of Paul McGann (Eight!). IN THE NEXT TWO DAYS: write/art some birthday!fic in the comments, or link to it! RECS, META AND RANDOM COMMENTS ABOUT THE SUBJECT ALSO WELCOME!

Celebrate the existence of:

EIGHT!

"This cake fits perfectly! ...why would I want to jump out of it?"

Cheer is not mandatory, it is just AWESOME.
 

This spontaneous funtimes challenge ends aprox. when the 2nd of February begins, so don't stress about it: just make us a quick prezzie!

A Badly Belated Big Bang Bonanza!

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A round up of universal proportions!


MODLY NOTES:

1. Cold Comfort for Change has BUT ONE PIECE OF FANART! Both the regular artist and the pinch hitter for the second fell through. Will no one help a sistah out? WHAT ABOUT A BROTHER?! Seriously it's a good fic and deserves its second illustration. Have you considered devoting half an hour of your life to Bringing Another Joy and Generally Being Awesome? This could be your opportunity!!

2. This is a quick 'y'all know how to act' point. Say there's a big challenge that takes AGES to organize and chase people up on and such like. If you do art on an assignment for that challenge, I am WELL GRATEFUL. But please reward that effort/share with others by posting your response here, on the com that is running the challenge? Not a big deal, but y'know, be cool, team.

FICS AND ASSOCIATED ART:

Like Old Times , by tierfal
Summary: The Master breaks things in the TARDIS until the Doctor almost goes insane, then they end up in the Vivarium, and then all hell breaks loose. The Doctor is not liking any of this – and while he's at it, the dream-flashback-things really, really need to stop.

Art by pride1289 : thought you'd appreciate universe metaphors
Art by plutokitty : here

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Stitching the Wounds , by blackletter
Summary: The Doctor and the Master work together to avert mutual and universal destruction. (Oh, look, it's a Three Era plot!) Only the Doctor is the Valeyard and the threat to the universe is himself.

Art by anadapta0801 : here and here

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Cold Comfort for Change , by birdsarecalling
Summary: In a universe where the Master works for the Celestial Intervention Agency, the Doctor inevitably finds himself on the wrong side of the law.

Art by quinn_wolf : here

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So Far Exceeds Expression , by neveralarch
Summary: The Doctor lands in 1671, and meets an old friend. Unfortunately that old friend has a plan, and he's never been very good at them. Worse, the military is kind of... disappearing.

Art by alex_e_smith : here
Art by aqueousserenade : here

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Like it's 1999 , by doctor_caduceus
Summary: The Face of Boe has different last words for the Doctor which will lead him into the world of a young man in Cardiff at the end of the 20th Century.

Art by anadapta0801 : here
Art by pride1289 : Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star

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Variations on Forever , by janeturenne
Summary: Some things are fixed. Some things can be changed. But the true nature of permanence isn't an easy lesson, even for a pair of Time Lords. A Master-POV take on the first fifteen hundred years of their lives—together, apart, and every state in between.

Art by neveralarch : here
Art by tardiscrash : here

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rec: Le Roman de la Starren

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Title: Le Roman de la Starren, or The Evil Ex-Boyfriend's Tale
Pairing: Five/Ainley!Master
Length: 1300 wds
Author's Summary: Reading the Middle English canon is much more interesting when you're simultaneously scanning it for saucy material to use for unsavoury purposes. It's not my fault de Loris and Chaucer were members of the First Curch of Perv. This is a very roundabout way of saying there is Whovian fic behind the cut, written in highly questionable 15th century English and in rhyming couplets (pretentious!), with a parallel translation.
Warnings: R for sex
Author on LJ: anadapta0801
Why this must be read: Listen, I am not the right person to be recommending this to you. I merely know modern languages and a smattering of Latin. Ana has gifted to the internet that rare fic: crack written in Middle English. Don't you want to go read about Five's doublet? And symbolic rose-plucking? Make sure you read both Englishes; Ana's sense of comic timing is ace.
Excerpt: MASTER SAYS:
In breve: we mun entre coupeling.                              Put briefly: we must become a couple.
It would bring me fayre jolitye                                       It would bring me fair joy
If thou wouldst joine in bedde with me,                      If you would share my bed,
And consent to be myne wif.                                         And agree to be my wife.
Link to the story: http://anadapta0801.livejournal.com/6650.html