Beta Request!

[narwhale-callin.livejournal.com]

Hello everyone!  I'm somewhat new around these parts, so if I'm somehow goofing up how to properly go about things, it's due to ignorance.  Getting right down to it: I have a fic that needs a beta.  (A beta that won't go easy on me, preferably.  Don't worry, I've been subject to blatant honesty for years when it comes to writing.)  It has a vague Valentine's theme twist in it.  Surely, everyone here could use a vaguely Valentine's-themed Doctor/Master fic in celebration of the upcoming holiday, yes?  So really, it'd be helping me to help you, so that much love can be shared by all.

Title: Behind You
Pairing: Eleven/Other Master
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,720
Summary: After escaping the Time War, the Master is in a decidedly carpe diem sort of mood.  He celebrates his escape and his new regeneration with the Doctor.  In ancient Greece.  I repeat:  Ancient.  Greece.
Warnings: Deceptive title is deceptive.  May make you question the innocence of Valentine's Day iconography.  You've been warned.

Look at Jo's little face.

[x-losfic.livejournal.com]

Dearest Commiekins,

For Dark Purposes which will Soon Be Revealed, I need to know all the times Three has:

1) Stolen a sandwich,
2) Stolen a different food item, or
3) Eaten a sandwich.

He stole Jo's and the Master's both in Sea Devils--but other than this, I am fuzzy. Halp?