Interjections

[dragonofmemory]

Okay, this is technically a question about Tegan.  But since I'm asking for a Doctor/Master fic, I thought I might ask it here anyway (mainly cause I've got no where else to ask it. -_-;;; ).  I'm looking for an interjection or other utterance of surprise Tegan might say upon finding some unexpected porn.  Not Doctor/Master porn (yet), but regular old unexpected porn that is... well, unexpected.  I'm drawing a blank on things she would say and Aussie exclamations aren't my strong point.  Any suggestions?

Chat Needs a Doctor

[sm47.livejournal.com]

All right you lot. I know we've all been busy taking care of business in the rl, some of us more than others. I certainly haven't been the most active person in the comm lately and I in no way am looking down my nose at anyone who's found better things to do than be on the internet all hours of the day. We all have our own issues and such to deal with.

THAT SAID! I have found chat to be a very lonely place as of late. It is a barren wasteland of a thing and I MISS you guys. I miss you lots and lots. Perhaps some time, when people have some freedom in the near future, we could all congregate to watch serial or something? Chat is a magical real of joy and wonderment! Don't let it die.

Let's make plans for a revival- I'm optimistic.



-Your Friendly Neighborhood Snails

Anon Meme Update - Memeabration II Edition!

[marah-sarie.livejournal.com]

Twenty-five new meme responses, you guys. TWENTY-FIVE. Take a look:

New Responses:

• Any Doctor/Master, Russian roulette.
  
• Since Five and Ainley!Master regenerate right around the same time I want to see their first time together in those bodies. Something fun and sweet where they just have fun exploring each other and learning what turns the other and themselves on.
  
• I want something where Doctor and Master might have gone to school together, but they fought like cats and dogs back then, too. Theta introduces Koschei to the wonderful world of hatesex, plz?
  
• The Doctor and the Master play a furious game of never have I ever. In case you don't know the game... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_have_ I_ever. Please, anons. I need this so much you have no idea.
  
• Rewatching Amy's Choice...the old peoples home is called 'Sarn', you know like the planet where Five burned the Master alive... I don't know how this is a prompt, but I suspect there could be something tragic in it.
  
• Eleven Five Times the Master and the Eleventh Doctor Had Sex in Public (Multiple fills!)
  
• I've seen some prompts about either the Doctor being straight in some incarnations or the Master being totally gay when the Doctor turns into a woman and I think I've even seen fanfic. But how about the reverse? The Master returns in a new body and the Doctor is totally happy, because in his own new incarnation he is very open minded about a lot of things (having happy sex with his mass-murdering ex-boyfriend and archenemy being one). They then find out that the Master is absolutely straight. And for the first time in all of his lives the Doctor does absolutely nothing for him. Of course they both are a bit shocked.
  
• The Doctor dies, permanently, and the Master somehow, accidentally ends up taking over his role of galactic saviour. The Doctor comes back (don't care how) and the end up having awkward good guy sex. (Original thread)
  
• Three/Delgado!Master. The Master tries to summon Cthulu. The drums got nothing on Cthulu.
  
• Master's TARDIS/Doctor's TARDIS: the ongoing romance, the match-making, the hate-sex: you decide!
  
• Reverse Shalka! The Master has nothing better to do on time-locked Gallifrey, so he builds a robot Doctor.
  
• Sad, guilt ridden, post LotTL 10th Doctor/Sad, angst ridden post breakup Koschei. (Original thread)
  
• Zagreus!possessed Eight and the Master (whatever version you want).
  
• The Doctor would probably make a better villain than the Master, but I think the Master might make a better hero than the Doctor.
  
• Six and Ainley!Master get into a fight because they both want to bottom.
  
• In 'the Beast Below' the Doctor says to Amy that there are things he would love to forget but doesn't, not ever. Then however in 'a Christmas Carol' he seems to have forgotten that he has encountered isomorphic controls before. So, how about the Doctor having forgotten something -or rather someone- very, very important? And it turning him slowly into the Valeyard. Alternatively: the cracks in the universe have swallowed the Master. The Doctor needs to remember him.
  
• Survival was a Three era story, not a Seven one. On noes, Delgado is infected with the cheetah virus. Now he cannot control his urge to fight/die/etc like an animal. (Original thread)
  
• Five and Ainley!Master go on a date to an amusement park. Bonus points for making out on the ferris wheel.
  
• Tentacles + Schoolgirl!Five
  
• 11/Delgado - 'trust me, I'm the Doctor'.
  
• Tenth Doctor/Simm!Master, established relationship. The Doctor is hanging around the TARDIS control room, sucking on a lollipop. The Master immediately jumps to dirty thoughts, snatches the lolly and shoves it up the Doctor's ass. He sucks the Doctor off while the Doc still has a lollipop up his ass. Bonus points for rimming. (Original prompt at sizeofthatthing*)
  
• Three/Delgado. The Master has once again attempted to Summon Stuff, and it has once again gone wrong. Except that this time he was attempting necromancy, and as a result, a plague of zombies is sweeping England. He and the Doctor have to work together to overcome the zombie hordes. Extra points for Jo and the Brig, and as much crack as you can cram in at the seams.
  
• Simm!Master, newly arrived in the twenty-first century, needs some quick cash for black suits and laser screwdriver components. So he takes a temp job as a phone sex operator. Simm!Master/any Doctor.
  
• Mark Gatiss!Master/Any Doctor. Because there needs to be more Gatiss!Master in the universe.
  
• Doctor Who/Portal Cross over. The Doctor and the Master find themselves stuck in Aperture Labs and GLaDOS decides they're perfect as her next test subjects. Much bickering ensues, along with contests to see who can get to the door the quickest, arguments over who has the biggest portal gun and generally trying to screw each other over with infinity loop portals and trying to kill each other.

And if that's not enough, check out all these new prompts.

New Prompts:

• Cheetah!Five/Normal or cheetah!Master.
  
• Theta/Koschei. The two are best friends, then Koschei gets jealous after (mistakenly) assuming that Theta has a girlfriend. Because the universe /needs/ more Academy fic. Or it'll like, implode or something.
  
• Five begging for the Master to fuck him.
  
• The Master stalks/chases the Doctor around a table. If that's confusing/unclear, I mean something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81XeW-mqK AQ but, you know, with more context and sexual tension.
  
• Six, bondage and dubcon. On the Master.
  
• I have read a few fics that describe a situation in which the Doctor and the Master are either traveling together, or getting along well, and then once again the Master is killed and it destroys the Doctor. Well I want the reverse. I want to see what happens when The Doctor is taken away from the Master by death. Will he stop his evil for the memory of the Doctor, will he go on a universe decimating rampage, or will he attempt to bring him back?
  
• In Sea Devils, we see the Master collapse, pretending to have a hearts attack. We see the Doctor standing over him, watching the base explode, and then...nothing. The next thing we know they've made it to shore. I want this delicious missing scene. Does the Doctor take him in his arms, smooth back his hair, say "there, there, old chap," etc, and basically tease the Master into next Tuesday while pretending to believe his ruse? Or does he cruelly leave him lying at his feet, clutching his chest in feigned agony?
  
• Sex in a storage closest or some other small space. classic plz.
  
• Erimem/Five/Master/Peri. Drunken orgy.
  
• Utopia AU, the Master doesn't regenerate and instead professor Yana goes traveling the universe with the Doctor. Smutty good times followed by the Doctor realising who exactly he is. Please?
  
• Different Utopia Au. The Doctor, instead of hanging around to find out whether the rocket got off the ground successfully, runs off immediately after Martha tells him, and gets to the Master after Chantho shoots him but before he can slam the TARDIS door in his face.
  
• This may be odd, but it's still /technically/ Doctor/Master, right? I want to see a Koschei/Ushas fic where they decide to play a game that becomes a dark and twisted little threesome with Theta in the middle of it.
  
• Here's a challenge: Six/Warchief!Master. Doesn't matter what they're up to. They could be trading bling or something, whatever. I have visions of Six wearing Warchief!Master's necklace bling and it must happen now. Seriously, though, up to you.
  
• Seven/Master. Seven plans to finally get rid the Daleks/Cybermen/whoever for good, and his plan requires the Master. He enlists the Master's help through bribery/manipulation/hypnosis/whatever slightly shady Sevenish thing you can think of. They have morally ambiguous adventures.
  
• Five/Ainley. Bathing kink. Because the Doctor is injured/exhausted and the Master is tending to him or something more romantic with bubbles and champaign. I just want the Master soapy fondling the Doctor and washing his hair.
  
• Okay, I haven't seen this movie. But my fencing newsletter has just informed me that the only actor of any note to have portrayed a competitive fencer is one Eric Roberts (By the Sword). Can this anon get some Three/Roberts!Master fencing love? (Five/Roberts!Master and Ten/Roberts!Master also acceptable, though not first choice. The only set requirement is Roberts!Master and fencing.)
  
• In the Marvel comic Doctor Who and the Dogs of Doom, the Fourth Doctor is slowly turned into a werewolf after being scratched by a Werelok. It takes him three months on the TARDIS to synthesize an antidote whilst fighting his animal instincts. Let's see him travel to the Cheetah Planet in order to study another type of form-changing infection, only to encounter his old nemesis afflicted with a similar problem. Fights for dominance ensue.
  
• Any Doctor (I'm fond of Three) somehow meets Sadbutnotgoingtoadmittoit!Simm!Master who is looking for Ten. Doctor decides to help him look and that Doctor's Master gets jealous.
  
• Vince!Doctor/Howard!Master because while Vince might be decidedly undoctorish, everyone knows the Master is forever epicly fail, and has rubbish facial hair. Trufax.
  
• A Master (any Master) is obsessed with the Doctor's hands, but the Doctor won't touch him...for some reason. He manages to control his impulses but eventually loses it. Tenth or Eleventh Doctor preferred.
  
• Doctor/Master - The Master is pregnant. crack/serious/fluff/whatever.
  
• Like the above comment, except the reverse. The Doctor is pregnant. Because, honestly, I can't be the only one that thinks there's more than enough Master mpreg. And, for that matter, girl!Master. Why can't the Doctor be effeminated once in a while?

(* I should point out: feel free to crosspost your Doctor/Master responses from sizeofthatthing in the manner of this one.)

That is a pretty amazing two weeks' worth of new responses and prompts. Give it up for all the anons writing, prompting, and commenting. Not long now until the meme breaks 2000 comments...

(The Index Post has been updated with all the goodness that the meme has to offer, and there's always the Unfilled Prompts Post if you want to help us get even further to 2000 comments...)