Anon Meme Update!

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Sorry for the recent lack of update posts -- this'll be a mega-long one. Please let me know if I've missed anything!

New Responses:

• Simm!Master, newly arrived in the twenty-first century, needs some quick cash for black suits and laser screwdriver components. So he takes a temp job as a phone sex operator. Simm!Master/any Doctor.
  
• "Wearing a bow tie announces to the world that you can no longer get an erection." Discuss this statement with reference to Eleven, the Master and optional sundry characters of your choice. Extra marks will be given for the use of a classic Master.
  
• Mark Gatiss!Master/Any Doctor. Because there needs to be more Gatiss!Master in the universe.
  
• Doctor and Master by way of bedtime story
  
• Delgado!Master/Simm!Master- Watching/Dicussing Children's Shows together.
  
• The Master bites his nails. It drives the Doctor crazy. I'm thinking the Sixth Doctor because he would probably be the one with jerk nails.
  
• Six/Any Master - Cake Porn. - Art Response!
  
• The Doctor or the Master crying on the phone with the other awkwardly attempting long distance comforting. Make it a bit sad.
  
• Lately, I have decided that Benedict Cumberbatch would be amazing as the next Master, especially if he was ginger. So could someone please write me some 11/Cumberbatch? I don't mind what about, but for bonus points, could you include The Doctor's annoyance at the fact this version of The Master is ginger?
  
• "Three never fucked Delgado!Master, and the Doctor's always regretted it." Because there are many many fics with the Master pining for a former Doctor (my own included) but very few going the other way around. Can I get an older Doctor (preferably Six or Seven) going back to harass Delgado!Master and make up for Three?
  
• I sort of want to see something to do with a guilty pleasure where one of them is either a secret fan (-cough-obsessed-cough-) of sci-fi, steam punk- or something else along these lines, and the other exploits it.
  
• Somewhere down the line there's a Doctor and Master who are too in love for their own good. I need sickly sweet fluff. Like the Master sitting in the Doctor's lap and feeding him jelly babies. Then, eskimo kisses.
  
• Sweet, sappy, Six/Ainley postcoital cuddlefest. Only they're bitching at each other the entire time.
  
• One/Master: five arguments they had that DIDN'T cause the rift. Mostly I want to see One and the Master being the queen bitches of Gallifrey, but if you can get some serious bits in, great!
  
• Theory: Gallifreyan’s can’t marry until they’re in their last regeneration. So...either Doctor/Master pining for one another throughtout each regeneration OR they finally get married.
  
• Any Doctor/Any Master, there seriously needs to be more hardcore BAMF!Master.
  
• Alright. I've noticed there aren't all that many AUs in this fandom...or maybe there are and I've just missed them completely, but anyway, I'm sure there's always room for more. So how about some form of bizarre office AU? I would love to see a developing workplace romance, but tbh you can just run with it any way you want. Any Doctor/any Master

New Prompts:

• Three and Delgado!Master get thrown into the future and discover Ten and Simm!Master having sex. Bonus: Three and Delgado!Master do not approve of these shenanigans. They're frenemy forever. Ten and Simm!Master tell them it's going to happen...soon (like a week from now in their time). Double Bonus: Jo is with them and is very confused because she thought Three/Delgado!Master was already happening.
  
• Peter Carlisle from Blackpool is a fobwatched Doctor. (Instead of going to Faringham) The Master as Harold Saxon stumbles on him and takes advantage of the situation ;) Maybe this is also why Martha recognizes his voice in Utopia?
  
• Seven/Cheetah!Master - Master goes into heat and only the Doctor can help.(Bottom!Master prefered.) Bonus: Nuzzling.
  
• The Doctor and the Master are fictional characters. Unfortunately for the actors who play our favorite Time Lords, however, the universe is a lot more like the Whoniverse than we ever imagined. Evil aliens who think that the BBC series is real come to earth and ask “the Master” for help with their scheme. Another group of aliens comes to “the Doctor” for help stopping him. I really want to see Anthony Ainley (or a slightly fictionalized version of him) as “the Master,” here, since he was infamously obsessed with the role and since I’ve always secretly wanted Ainley RPF and none exists. You can decide which “Doctor” he ends up pitted against. Slash ensues.
  
• Since we are talking RPS. I have always wanted Davison/Ainley. Them rehearsing lines, seeing the obvious subtext we all love and getting carried away with it would be lovely.
  
• So maybe it was the four and a half hours of sleep I was working off, but my taxi driver this morning /really/ looked like Nine. This led me to realize that the one thing I most need in the world is TaxiDriver!Nine picking up the Master (any, but with especial preference for Simm), and them ending up having sex in the taxi. I leave all the other details up to Anon.
  
• Six/Simm!Master - Six meets Simm!Master and is smitten with him because he thinks that he's finally found his soulmate. Six doesn't actually know that it's the Master. Whether he finds out is up to anon.
  
• Any Doctor/Any Master, the Doctor is the biggest cock tease in the universe. Really, all the Master's wanted is to fuck him, but the Doctor either doesn't know or doesn't understand. I want to see some really ridiculous convoluted plan the Master enacts to finally so screw the Doctor. Oh, and smut.please!
  
• Six gets tired of the diet Mel's put him on, so he bangs into the Master's Tardis and starts raiding the refrigerator like he owns the place. The Master has been planning something dastardly, and is very put out that the Doctor is only interested in leftover cake.
  
• Since we're talking soulmates here (refer to comment about Six/Simm!Master) Third Doctor/Yana because they could squeel over technology together and stuff.
  
• The Master, bragging about how he can now control just about anything with his new gadget/artifact of the day, gets dared by the Doctor to control himself. No matter what the Doctor does, the Master should have the control to not release himself into an orgasm. I want all the things the Doctor does to try and make the Master come, plus what eventually breaks the Master's control. Bonus points for remote a controlled vibrator.
  
• The Master is captured by aliens and sold at an auction with a device that allows the owner to give him him commands. The Doctor buys him, initially with the intention to set him free, but then there's a moral quandary - he could stop the Master from ever doing evil again! The compromise he reaches is that he will never use the device as long as the Master keeps from doing evil. To ensure that, of course, he has to keep the Master around. Any Master, with either Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven or Eight.
  
• Quote prompt: "What was that look?" "Err, a look of love?"
  
• Doctor!Lucy/Master!River Song
  
• Five/Ainley: "Oh and this is my friend the Master. Nice beard, clever, destroyed one third of the universe. I shouldn't like that, kinda do a bit."
  
• 11/any Master: The Master must embark upon an Epic Quest and face numerous Perils in order to rescue his Damsel in distress!Doctor. Bonus points if the Doctor is, for any reason, wearing a dress. "I wear a dress now. Dresses are cool." Fluff, crack, whatever, it's all good.
  
• There is a line from the first Christmas special, where Rose tells her mother about the fact that the Doctor has two hearts and Jackie replies "Is there anything else he has two of?" So, dear anons, I can't be the only one who's deprived enough to want that question answered? Preferably with a Master who isn't in a regular Time Lord body.
  
• Rather than sticking around and finishing things at the end of the time war, Eight runs away with Jacobi!Master leaving someone else to do that whole genocide business (The Rani, maybe?) and eventually find them chameleon arched at the end of the universe.
  
• Master/Five: I would like to see the Doctor seducing the Master into bed for a change.
  
• Five/Ainley!Master - fighting (actual physical fighting, and if there are swords at any point I may have to marry you) turns to rough, violent kissing. And possibly other activities... Bonus points for a companion or two walking in, shaking their heads, and leaving them to it. (altered repost from sizeofthatthing)
  
• What if Ten didn't lock the TARDIS' coordinates.Simm!Master goes on a kissing spree with whatever Doctor he can find.
  
• Let's do DAVID MITCHELL!DOCTOR, TIM CURRY!MASTER (OPTION FOR STEPHEN FRY!BRAX) GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's like Five/Ainley!Master but more embarrassing for everyone.
  
• Nine/Smimm!Master - At the end of "The End of Time" Simm!Master doesn't die, he's actually sent into a time paradox where Nine is still the Doctor. (This is my way of asking for Nine cooing over Simm!Master. No, really.)
  
• What if, instead of "The Five Doctors," we had "The Five Masters"? Borusa uses the time scoop to trap the some or all of the Master's regenerations in the Death Zone, and the High Council sends the Doctor in to save the Master and the universe from the oncoming paradox. Bonus points if, in addition to Delgado!Master and Ainley!Master, we get to see a few of the Master's "missing" regenerations.
  
• Ganger!Doctor/Goosnake!Master: The advantages and disadvantages of being a weird liquid
  
• The Master is pleased to find that the Fifth doctor is a horny little sex kitten. He is far less happy to discover he is not the only person benefiting from this.
  
• Five and Ainley!Master's paths cross in Las Vegas. Bonus points for the Master counting cards. Double bonus points for a Vegas wedding
  
• Ainley gets amnesia from a Brig punch to the head and Five takes him aboard and tries to convince him that they are happily married.
  
• Eight/Master (would prefer Roberts, but will accept Ainley, goosnake or Jacobi) - after "To the Death" (the BF episode) Eight goes a bit Oncoming Storm/TL Victorious, and I want him to meet the Master in that state of mind, whether he goes to find/save the Master, or they meet coincidentally, or the Master shows up to try his usual evil shenanigans on Eight...
  
• Shalka!Master/Five!Bot have an epic robot romance somewhere at the end of the universe, and their flesh counterparts somehow run across them.
  
• Right after the Titanic indecent, the Doctor has time to reflect properly on the Master's death, and can't help but visit an earlier regeneration. Particularly, I want him rescuing Cheetah!Master, with bonus points for the master shagging him into the ground...animal instincts and whatnot.
  
• I saw a really sweet fanart somewhere of the Master proposing to Five, pushing a ring box at him and looking away and blushing. I can't find it again but I want fic of it so hard. Especially if in included a really enthusiastic "Yes!" and lots of kissing.
  
• Inspired by The Almost People, Eleventh Doctor/Ganger!Doctor in the form of/roleplaying a Master. Bonus points for Eleven getting all teary over Simm's sacrifice last time he saw him.
  
• Five watching the Master sleep and thinking about how much he loves him. As sappy and adorable as you can make it.
  
• I need Good!Master. One who wears a coat with big pockets where a kitten named Jellybaby lives in one and another named Roger lives in the other. One who knits sweaters and scarf for the evil!Doctor and his kittens. One who likes to bake muffins and picks flowers and gives the best hugs in the universe. Bonus - He has a habit of meeting the Doctor's past regenerations (does matter which one or ones) and doing things that completely baffles them.
  
• 10/Simm!Master, LotTL AU where the Doctor keeps the Master. The Master somehow gets a resurgence of the cheetah virus and goes into heat. Sub!Master please! :)
  
• Two/Simm!Master. Because Two is awesome and Simm!Master is awesome and I need a fic with them.
  
• Like an above comment with Five watching Ainley sleep, but with The Master watching the Doctor play cricket and thinking about how much he adores him.
  
• One of the Master's previous incarnations (this anon has a preference for Ainley/Delgado) stumbles onto the Year That Never Was and is revolted by the man he becomes. Bonus points if his disgust is in part fueled by Simm!Master's treatment of the Doctor.
  
• Three, Five, Eight or Eleven: Ballroom dancing.
  
• Three/Delgado, Ten/Simm. The double date from hell.
  
• Ainley!Master/Five-Rough sex, but no non-con please.
  
• Shalka!Doctor/Simm!(or anyone beyond Simm)Master: "Who are you?" "I'm what comes next."
  
• Doctor/Master, Idris/Master's TARDIS: Somehow the Master's TARDIS also winds up temporarily human, and meets up with Idris. They bitch about their owners and conspire to get them together.
  
• Ainley!master/Five: Domestic bliss.