Rec: Three/Delgado!Master w/ Ten/Simm!Master fic

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Hey, folks!  I'm going to be your reccer for the next two weeks!  And, perhaps unfortunately for you, I've apparently got quite a lot to rec, so I will be the plague upon your friend lists for awhile.  Sorry.  You'll recover in time, don't worry.

Anyway, my plan of attack is this: Mondays are fic day, Tuesdays & Thursdays are music video day, Wednesdays are Attack of the Drabble Day, and Fridays are...well, they're going to be a surprise theme fic day.  Which I won't tell you about because I don't want to be thrown into the asylum or chased with pitchforks just yet.  Also, this week's general theme is loosely organized around the idea of "crack till you can't crack no more" (though not necessarily all of the recs will be cracky, such as today's).  And next week, I promise, the recs will sober up into a more "Lite Serious" theme.  But does this setup sound good to you guys n' gals?

Now, on to the first rec!

Title: …[It doesn’t really have one other than “anon meme response”]
Pairing: Three/Delgado!Master & Ten/Simm!Master, with small bits of Ten/Delgado!Master and Three/Simm!Master thrown in
Length: 2,984 words
Summary: Three and Delgado!Master get thrown into the future and discover Ten and Simm!Master having sex. They’re horrified.
Warnings/Rating: As the summary implies, there is Teh Secks. I’d probably rate it an 18+
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): savaial

Why this must be read:

Angry flu-ridden Three trying to transfer his flu to the Master out of spite. Delgado!Master hurling insults at him. Bickering banter. The sexy times. The horror, the horror! (The hilarity, the hilarity!) All of these things, and much, much more! It’s an incredibly fun read, with great voices and entertaining one-liners. And some rather luscious seduction to be had by all.

Excerpt:

“I’d imagine some rapport has been established or I wouldn’t turn my back on you for any reason, not even if you were the most skilled lover in all of time and space,” the Doctor shot back. He’d never, ever intended to speak of such things with his best adversary, but these things needed pointing out. “Going down on all fours for you is probably the most dangerous thing I can imagine.”

Link: Here is the link

Anon Meme Update

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New Responses:

• The Master fussing at Five for getting his hair cut (between Five Doctors and Warriors of the Deep). This was a major decision and he feels he should have been consulted.
  
• What if there are artist versions of the Novelisors of Verbatim Six? And as punishment for Three setting the Novelisor on him Delgado some how send Portraitisers, or something, after ALL the Doctors to draw them like one of there French girls. And the Doctor (All of him) is not amused.
  
• The Doctor's TARDIS may have been turned into a Paradox Machine, but that doesn't mean she has to play nicely about it. When the Master turns on the Paradox Machine, the TARDIS retaliates by turning the Master back into a very confused, bewildered Academy-age Koschei. Epic Shenanigans ensue. (Original thread)
  
• This comm has had so much great genderswap fanart. I would like to see some genderswap fic to go with! Fem!Doctor/Fem!Master, plz.
  
• Ainley!Master, freshly showered, and asleep. Five, squeeing over his gloriously clean hair. Ensuing fluff.
  
• Theta/Koschei. The two are best friends, then Koschei gets jealous after (mistakenly) assuming that Theta has a girlfriend.

New Prompts:

• Everyone , especially the Doctor, thinks that River Song and the Master would hate each other should they ever meet. But instead, the very minute they meet, they really get along. They become instant BFFs, swap stories on how to (not) kill the Doctor, what a git he can be, preferred sex positions, the like. The Doctor is appropriately horrified.
  
• Ainley calls the Doctor (any one, but now I've written this, it sounds very Six) 'baby' without realizing he did, preferably during tense dialogue in a dangerous situation. The Doctor is completely distracted from said situation, because 'baby' is ridiculous and Will Not Be Tolerated.
  
• Five/Ainley. Honeymoon. Sweet and silly or sexy and romantic, up to you.
  
• Due to time shenanigans some incarnation of the Doctor finds out that, somewhere in time and space, there is an opera about him and the Master. A romantic tragedy about him and the Master. With dramatic/raunchy/hatelove-filled duets all over the place. [more at prompt]
  
• I don't know if this would count as threesome!kink or sextoy!kink but... Five getting it from both ends from the Master and Kamelion as the (same)Master. (completely consensual please)
  
• [link]Sooooo... THIS was on the Weta Workshop website. The trim! The bling! ...It also happens to look like the perfect bridal headdress. Would one of our artistically-inclined anons kindly draw/paint/whatever the Doctor, any Doctor, as a (very awkward) blushing bride in something akin to this? Bouquets are optional.
  
• Girl!Five/Boy!Ainley: Trying to get pregnant.
  
• Okay, so, I recently had a whack at writing some Femme!Ten/Femme!Simm. And realized, mid-fic, that my mental image of girl-Ten is basically Mo from Dykes to Watch Out For -- a thing which, having been seen, cannot now be unseen. Anyway. What I really, really could use more of in my life now: Mo/Lois = fobwatched Doctor/Master, bonus points for (fake) Rubbish Facial Hair, extra-super-duper bonus points for actually drawing it.
  
• On every planet, there will always be at least one celebrity gossip tabloid magazine. Gallifrey is no exception. So, what do the tabloids say about the Doctor and the Master?