Grant Me Just a Little Speech

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Title: Grant Me Just a Little Speech
Length: 4098 words
Summary: The Master kidnaps Jo to use her for ransom, but gets an earful instead.
Rating: G
Author: Primsong
Why this must be read: This is what would happen if the Master and Jo were forced to spend a night together without the Doctor and it's hilarious. Very in-character, I can imagine this story actually happening as part of an episode. Clever plot, great dialogue, and just adorable.
Excerpt: "Estimating how long he had until she woke up, he hurriedly gulped a tin of soup, all of his plans for a leisurely elegant meal by candlelight with enjoyable bantering about the Doctor and subtle gloating over her fate abandoned. Her escape tricks he’d known something of, but her verbal endurance was a factor he’d apparently forgotten to include in his calculations."
Link: http://www.whofic.com/viewstory.php?sid=37887