Whonderland

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Some may remember brokenangelred posting Schmoop that significantly included a nice little Alice in Wonderland pastiche. Some may also recall that I like jumping on bandwagons, and making Tenniel spin in his grave.

Preview:

"It was all very well to say 'Drink me,' but the wise little Doctor was not going to do THAT in a hurry. 'No, I'll look first,' he said, 'and see whether it's marked "valerian-based date-rape cocktail" or not."

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"The Cheetah only grinned when it saw the Doctor. It looked good-natured, he thought: still it had VERY long claws and a great many teeth, so he felt that it ought to be treated with respect."
 

I was going to say that it shows the universe's woeful lack of natural justice that no-one has made fic based on this concept, but then I remembered Zagreus.