Anon Meme Update

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Hey guys! So the anon meme is apparently Acting Weird for Undiscernible Reasons when people are logged out -- inconsistent comment counts, replies not showing up, etc. It only seems to be an issue if you're logged out, so remember that you can still reply as anon when you're logged in by clicking on the "More Options" button in the reply box! If more weirdness starts happening, though, let me know.

New Responses

• Someone please depict the bff-ship and/or matchmaking attempts of Jo and Pinkie Pie, and/or Pony!Brig. (Art response - original prompt: "Eleven is a pony now. Ponies are cool.")
  
• The Doctor writes Doctor/Master fic - New response (Eleven!)
  
• Five/Ainley!Master: The Master plays in the snow, and melts the Doctor's hearts. <3 Fluuuuuuuuff!
  
• Five/Ainley in Castrovalva. The Master is caring and respectful but when the Doctor remembers who the Master is in the middle of the night he wants nothing else but to break in this new body and won't take 'no' for an answer, even if he has to tie the Master to the bed and ride him like a cowgirl.
  
• Three and Delgado!Master get thrown into the future and discover Ten and Simm!Master having sex. (Original thread)
  
• You know how the automobile is somewhat infamous for hosting backseat shenanigans? Three/Delgado!Master. BESSIE. Need I say more?
  
• Batman!Doctor/Joker!Master. AU, them roleplaying, they're fob watched, I don't care, someone please write this.
  
• Classic Who: The more horrible the atrocity the Master commits the more it turns the Doctor on.
  
• So, End of Time. "Get out of the way" has just happened, the Master gets sucked into the time lock with the other Time Lords, and finds himself exactly where they came from: Gallifrey on the last day of the war. Which means Eight is out there somewhere making a very painful choice. And I want the most intense, emotional, goddamn heartbreaking Eight/Simm you can throw at me.
  
• Five is having a terrible day and the Master does something sweet and lovely to cheer him up.

New Prompts

• Check out this gallery & analysis of the pinups of Art Frahm: http://www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/ The celery, THE CELERY! Anyway, there needs to be some Five/Ainley based on this theme.
  
• I promise you the Master spends a lot of time on 4chan. “Doubles tells me where I insert the TCE. Triples and I shrink him.” I need fic of this.
  
• Shalka Doctor/Master, in heat/sex-pollen. Option A: The Master fiddles with his android brain to improve their sex life and accidentally sets himself to heat mode! Option B: The Doctor finds bottled sex-pollen on the TARDIS and doses himself - luckily the Master has endless stamina!
  
• One day, the Master discovers that the Doctor, for whatever reason (amnesia, regenerative crisis, personal choice, whatever), has gone native on a primitive planet with a subsistence farming/hunting-and-gathering society. Being the little imperialist that he is, the Master tries to exploit/take over the planet and sway the Doctor back to Time Lord civilization by virtue of his "superior" technology. The Doctor, meanwhile, tries to teach the Master to paint with all the colors of the wind. Magical forest sex is almost a requirement, but I won't force it on the unwilling.
  
• Five/Ainley: The Doctor is working on reforming the Master with positive sexual reinforcement. (Bonus points is it ends up back firing on the Doctor and the Master ends up getting the Doctor on to his side.)
  
• The Doctor and the Master are traveling together and/or married. For some reason, they pick up another version of the Master. Hijinks ensue. One upsmanship to impress the Doctor? Neverending sexual frustration? Swordfighting? The Master's raging jealousy of himself? Master/Master? The possibilities are staggering!
  
• The Doctor is in the Matrix for whatever reason and comes across a recording of the Council scene from The Five Doctors, where the Master says a cosmos without the Doctor scarcely bears thinking about. The Doctor then goes in search of the Master. Happy ending preferred.
  
• Epic girl!Doctor/girl!Master AU, because I think it would make my life complete.
  
• Any Classic-era Doctor/Master - A companion, despite having ample reason to loathe the Master, has noticed the strange intensity of the D/M interactions, and has drawn conclusions about their past. S/he decides that the best thing to do is to corner the Doctor, stage an intervention, and force him to acknowledge that, although s/he understands that it's sad, his ex is just not okay anymore, and continuing to lead him on is detrimental to everyone's sanity and the health of the universe. ...It's news to the Doctor that he and the Master had a tragic romance.
  
• Theta is trying to explain about him and Koschei to his mother. Make it as awkward and/or hilarious as possible. Bonus points for the use of strange, hilarious euphemisms.
  
• Dear anons: I have no idea if this com has a shared interest in Trek or not, but it can't hurt to try. Basically, I want a holodeck episode. Whether it's in the TARDIS or somewhere else, I want the safety to get stuck on 'off' (really, the safety isn't there to keep people safe. It's there to be turned off for DRAMA), they can't leave until whatever went wrong is fixed, and the-Doctor-and-Master-have-to-survive-un til-then-shenanigans with as many random companions showing up as possible. I'm down for holograms of either the Doctor or the Master while the real version of the other angsts as well. Either way works. Bonus points for Trekkie references.
  
• The Master considers Nyssa to be his daughter. I want the custody fight.
  
• Five and Ainley: Picnic on the console room floor. Too much wine and lots of silly sweetness a plus.
  
• Rory and Amy are exploring the TARDIS, when they come across the disabled Master-bot (from Shalka). This could go one of a few ways I think. It could turn into a sad-fic about the Doctor reminiscing on old memories of happier days, or on the opposite side of the spectrum it could be a crack!fic about a rather indignant Master who is furious about having been turned off and is rather keen on taking up where they left off. Most likely with the confused and somewhat awkward audience of Amy and Rory. Or anything else you can come up with.
  
• The Doctor (11th), The Ponds, and River somehow manage to wind up on Castrovalva, where the run into Ainley (and optional Five). Ainley meets River, and he is very much NOT amused
  
• Ten/Simm. The Master is bound to a sybian and spanked through orgasm. Bonus points if he came once already!
  
• In Blink, the Doctor is trapped in 1969, but for the sake of this prompt let's pretend it was really a few months later in early 1970. I want a fic with the Tenth Doctor visiting his younger self at UNIT secretly (for the sake of ten-ish reminiscing) and while he's there he notices Delgado!Master ALSO spying on his younger self (as he has yet to make his appearance). I just want a love/fluff Delgado/Ten fic as the Doctor cries and apologies for how he will act in the future, and the Master is generally confused but just stands there and does his best to comfort him. (note: But Ten has not run into Simm!Master yet).
  
• Dear meme, I want evil Master cuddling. Ainley!Master likes to have Simm!Master sit in his lap and strokes his hair (he has always had a fondness for blondes) while Simm!Master tells him all his troubles. Failed Marriage to Lucy, the Doctor has a new boyfriend, etc. Degaldo!Master walks in on them. Love, Anon who does not understand why there isn't more evil cuddling up in this fandom. P.S. Actually....any Masters would work. This is just guidelines.
  
• Eight/Jacobi!Master or Ten/Simm!Master. The Doctor tells the Master about Fitz.
  
• I just really need Six/Roberts. A lot.
  
• How did Five and Ainley get banned from of Disneyland? Inquiring minds want to know.
  
• In the novel the Deadly Reunion, Jo and the Doctor start discussing pop music. "Jo looked contrite. 'I suppose I thought you might disapprove. I thought you were anti-pop if anything.' The Doctor looked offended. 'I'll have you know, Jo, that in my younger days, my much younger days, I played lead perigosto stick for the Gallifrey Academy Hot Five - until the Faculty closed down. The Master was on drums.'" I need fic of this to live.
  
• The Doctor must explain that, while he would love to spank the Master, a cricket bat is, really, a bad idea.
  
• Five/Ainley. The Doctor is a xenophile. The Master having a body that is not Time Lord turns him on more than anything.
  
• I am having a really frustrating day. Cure: fluff. While vacationing someplace fun (like the Land of Disney...), the Master has to talk the Doctor out of being petulant because somebody used all the toilet paper in the public restroom. Five would be awesome. Six would be better!
  
• "My Dear Doctor, We Shrunk Ourselves!" (Sequel to the box office hit "My Dear Doctor, I Shrunk the Companions"). When the Master accidentally shrinks himself and the Doctor with his TCE, The six inch tall Time Lords must make their way in a universe that suddenly seems even bigger than it did before.
  
• Inflation fetish-fuel. Preferably with Simm!Master (but everyone loves goosnake!crack xD ).
  
• Oh, my dear anons, there must be more Six. I should like him to have his portrait done (or paint it himself) as a gift for the Master, in a Rubenesque sort of nude sprawl atop that awful coat (with an optional corner over certain bits if you're feeling especially cruel). And the Master hates it.
  
• Just please do something with THIS: "Since when did the intergalactic cowboy become sheriff in this town? It's MY town. Fuck off, space cowboy, with your plutonium chaps."
  
• Oblivious!Doctor AU: The Doctor, none of his selves, has any idea that the Master is his old friend Koschei. The Master resents the Doctor for not recognizing him. When the Doctor finds out he is shocked and horrified and still very much in love with his old friend, who he thought was safely back on Gallifrey. Any Doctor/any Master I would like a fluffy ending, though high levels of angst at first are much appreciated.
  
• Hogtie and prostate massage, anyone? Although I have heard tell that Gallifreyans don't have prostates... Whatever pleasurable equivalent you like! (On the other hand, humans and, I'm sure, Trakenites have them…)
  
• I found out Jon Pertwee had back issues and only three members on set could pop his back in place. Delgado happened to be one of those people. […] Long story short, I wanna see some 3/Delgado!Master in this situation, with 3 being like a stingy old guy (wait, he is already...) with a back issue, please. I wanna see the Master help him and with some hot naughtiness on the side.
  
• Pick at least 2 of the following Doctors: Four, Five, Six, or Seven. Two or more of these Doctors are on a simultaneous date with Ainley!Master, and are competing with each other about who is more romantic (ex: fighting over who gets to hold the door open for him, etc.).
  
• All 13 Doctors are contestants on "The Dating Game," and the lucky Master (your choice which one) has to choose one based solely on the answers they give to outrageously ridiculous and/or SUPER SERIOUS questions.
  
• Three/Delgado Christmas shopping
  
• [possible spoiler for Let's Kill Hitler -- see thread for prompt]
  
• AU: Five is a single father who falls in love with the biological father (the Master) of his young adopted daughter, Nyssa
  
• There's some indication that ginger beer can get Time Lords drunk, right? What if that applies to ginger in all its forms? Figging. Leading to intoxication. Any era.
  
• D/M has lots of bdsm fic, but most of it focuses on the physical aspects, or makes it seem as if the Master is pretty much constantly in dom-mode. I recently encountered the concept of headspace, and I'd like fic where one of them gets into sub-/dom-/whatever headspace, or comes down from it.
  
• Tummy ache --> tummy rub!
  
• Ok, so I have a prompt that incidentally plays into the feline!D/M thing going on earlier in the meme. I was having a late-night discussion with my sister and we stumbled upon the idea of the Doctor being Mister Mistoffelees from the musical "Cats." Which means there's only one person who could be Rum Tum Tugger. Obviously. So please someone find an excuse to cross over Cats and Who. Weird parties on the cheetah planet? Aliens attack Broadway? Virtual reality shenanigans? You decide!
  
• Human AU: the Master is a billionaire/politician/crime boss/big evil capitalist company owner with far more power than scruples. The Doctor is a poor travelling eco-terrorist/streetworker/homeless punk/all around anti-establishment revolutionary with more ideals than responsibility. Both of them are brilliant, lonely and care fuck all for the law. If they weren't natural enemies, they'd get along like wildfire.
  
• This [NSFW link] is the hottest thing that I have see in a long time. Can we please have ether Five or Eight doing something like this for the Master? Or just some loving affectionate D/s fic?
  Tremas's body came equipped with an embarrassing chronic disease. Nothing uncomfortable, please - just hugely stupid like a penis that sparkles or glow-in-the-dark toes or facial hair that stands straight up in a hot shower. The Master is, of course, very sensitive about it and tries to hide his condition. But it's impossible to keep things secret forever when you live with a lover/spouse like the Doctor!