Fic: Bugs Bunny Tactics

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Hi everyone! I bring crack. I bring anon meme response crack! It's about time I started gifting back to this community. ♥

Title: Bugs Bunny Tactics
Author: _rubber_chicken
Word Count: 2543
Beta: narwhale_callin
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Three/Delgado!Master
Warnings: CRACK. Specifically Looney Tunes Crossdressing Crack.
Prompt: Response to this anon meme prompt: In the old Looney Tunes cartoons, it was a common tactic for the character running away to cross-dress and seduce the character chasing them [...] I want to see one of them about to be caught, a quick change, and let the cross-dressing seduction commence.
Summary: In which the Master resorts to desperate measures in order to escape from UNIT, and gets a bit more than he anticipated.
Notes: This is the crackiest thing I have ever written you guys. And I have no shame. I regret NOTHING. Also, a huge thank you to Nar. She saved my Three characterization and made me cut out about a page of unnecessary chase scene at the beginning, among other things. It was somewhat painful, but so good. ♥

In retrospect, perhaps poisoning Britain's tea had not been a wise choice after all.