[identity profile] narwhale-callin.livejournal.com
The other day I sat down and watched all of the Pepe le Pew cartoons. I came to the conclusion that the Master makes a lot more sense if you think of him as an evil version of our favorite skunk. Behold, the crack-spawn of my brain.

Here's how it goes: I take dialogue from Pepe le Pew cartoons, then add them to appropriate Doctor/Master images. It all adds up to sweet, glorious crack. I pray that the "cut" feature works for this.

Everyone should have a hobby )
[identity profile] tweedymcgee.livejournal.com
Hello, folks! I'll be your reccer for the next, er, week and a half-ish.

Today's theme: The Master in more or less ridiculous animal forms.

Title: Cataracts and Cascades (NC-17)
Pairing: Seven/Ainley!Master
Length: 3100
Summary: There are some things that can never be wiped clean completely.
Warnings: Sexxin, fangs.
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): [livejournal.com profile] neveralarch 

Why this must be read:
War between the conscious self and the biological imperative is one of the great, grand, hoary old tropes of sci-fi and fanfic. We invent all sorts of exotic story devices for it: Alien viruses and sex pollen and so on. But what we're really after, probably, is a way to get at how our own capricious bodies thrill and scare us. What does it mean to have agency and self-determination when your desires, your actions, your personality, everything you think of as your self can be rewritten by a passing hormone surge, or a shift in the level of a neurotransmitter? The Master's wrestling mightily with this here. And [livejournal.com profile] neveralarch  does a marvelous job of conveying how that feels. What it's like to inhabit a body that's pushing you to be something new and foreign, the struggle to resist it, and the sweet relief of giving in.

Oh, and it's hot. So there's that.

Excerpt: "Such stains covered his skin and his clothes. He was still wearing the same shirt the Master had seen him in days before, but now only patches of it were white. The back of the Doctor's neck was covered in some kind of black substance, which confused the Master until he watched the Doctor wipe his hands on an oily rag and then rub his nape, apparently frustrated.

The new, odd urge sprang up again. The Master fisted his hands and closed his eyes, trying to ignore it. He was not going to fall prey to some sort of ridiculous grooming instinct. He shuffled his feet a little, working out the sick energy of the need."



Title: A Very Original Sin (PG-13)
Pairing: Eight/Goosnake!Master
Length: 6800
Summary: “Just my friendly pet goosnake. He makes a much better companion than a cat: just as independent, sheds less hair, and he's very hypoallergenic.” After the TVM, Eight acquires an unorthodox companion.
Warnings: Um. Goosnake.
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): [livejournal.com profile] x_los 

Why this must be read:
  It's amazing how much of the essential tense, power-shifting Doctor/Master dynamic remains, even when one party is reduced to an undignified blob of ectoplasm. Naturally, any work involving Goosnake (the TVM included) is, almost by definition, crack -- and this fic is no exception. It really has no right to be all sort of tender and moving and stuff. But there you have it. The Master makes a delightfully bitchy daemon here, and Eight perpetrates the most terrible puns.

Excerpt: "“Now,” he clapped his hands, addressing the seething Master, who was draped across an alpine hat, a beret, a Prydonian robe and an overcoat, “I can put you back in that nice, warm tank in the medical bay for the night. Would you like that? Or I’m sure somewhere in the TARDIS I can find you an excellent stone to bask on, if you'd prefer—” he stopped. The Master, after hissing at him derisively, had descended the hat stand and shot off under the armoire."

Dancing!

Mar. 2nd, 2011 02:07 pm
[identity profile] tardiscrash.livejournal.com
I drew this forever ago as a thank you for [livejournal.com profile] x_los for making an awesome dance mix for me. Finally got around to inking and posting.



( Doctor Dance Party! )
[identity profile] british-demon.livejournal.com

Title: Ghosts Can't Feel 
Author:  [info]british_demon 
Word Count: 3144
Pairing: Eight/Roberts!Master (ghostie version)
Rating: R/NC-17/M
Warnings: adult content/explicit sex
Beta thanks: [livejournal.com profile] tula_peiwa For in part inspiring me and then pushing me to finish it c: I love you babe, with all my heart(s).
Summary: There's a ghost in the Doctor's TARDIS... late at night... I wonder who it could be?
A/N:
When this started it was MEANT to be cracky and silly and I was SO ashamed to be writing ROBERTS!Master, but... as sometimes happens, the story evolved and suddenly it wasn't so cracky anymore, but instead pretty angsty and even downright SAD. Anyway, I finished it for my birthday a month ago and... I'm actually really, REALLY proud of it. I hope everyone likes it. I know there isn't a lot of Roberts!Master love in the world, but... give him a chance, he's not all bad...

Light up, light up... as if you have a choice... even if you cannot hear my voice... I'll be right beside you, dear. )
[identity profile] anadapta0801.livejournal.com
Since all Doctors are created equal, and one man's scary-eyed untouchable Four is another's 70s-haired sex god, I thought I'd make a D/M sticker for every canon era, so that all may enjoy their oh-tee-pee, and seeing several pairings they never wanted to envisage in the first place.

Of course, they're only physical stickers for me. They're just little pictures for everyone else, but they do come in equation and pretentious verse flavours.

Preview:


Ten varieties, choose your poison. )
[identity profile] alexwearspants.livejournal.com
And so the schmoop challenge rolls endlessly on. Endlessly .... endlessly ... god what have I signed up for?

So apparently ... some people... were squicked by the finger last week. Well. Fair warnings this time, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE CRISPY DO NOT BE CLICKING THE FIRST CUT. IT IS SOMEWHAT .... HORRIFIC.

Elsewise we have mpreg, grrrrrrrlls (not ... femme!Doctors. Just .... girls. Girls are hard to draw y'all), more drunk!Ainley and a follow-up to the bearfight. Also, no Five this week. On the other hand, no Six either. I leave it up to y'all to decide which is the bigger tragedy.*


Poor sad Crispy. He just wants your love. Prompt: Reunion. )

Everthing else. Prompts: Boat Ride, Neck Kisses, Pregnancy (Male or Female), Pregnancy - Birth, Drunken Confessions of Love, Nurse Back To Health )


*The lack of Six, you guys, clearly. God. Keep up.
[identity profile] x-losfic.livejournal.com
Title: A Very Original Sin
Rating: PG-13
Author: [livejournal.com profile] x_los
Pairing/Characters: Eight/Master, Brig
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] aralias, who dared encounter this fic.
Summary: “Just my friendly pet goosnake. He makes a much better companion than a cat: just as independent, sheds less hair, and he's very hypoallergenic.” After the TVM, Eight acquires an unorthodox companion.
Warning: felonious crack-fluff

A Very Original Sin
[identity profile] x-losfic.livejournal.com
Title: Less Subtle

Author: [livejournal.com profile] x_los    

Rating: R

Pairing:Ten/Master

Summary: Ten/Laser Screwdriver (which is actually less dildo-esque than the TCE)

Exactly 100 words, excepting the title.

and


Title: "No, Seriously, The Enemy Within"

Author: [livejournal.com profile] x_los    

Rating: R

Pairing:  Eight/Master

Summary: Eight/Goosnake!Master (oh sweet god no)

Exactly 100 words, excepting the title.

x-posted to [livejournal.com profile] dw_slash

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