Fanvid: Beautiful Enemy
Apr. 1st, 2012 01:23 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Hey, b_e, long time no see!
No, this isn't an April Fools joke. I'm not going to rickroll you, I promise. I am here, crawling desiccated and severely burned from my lack of fanish inspiration to stroke your four-like curls with my video-making prowessor lack thereof.
No, this isn't an April Fools joke. I'm not going to rickroll you, I promise. I am here, crawling desiccated and severely burned from my lack of fanish inspiration to stroke your four-like curls with my video-making prowess
You Don't Love Me Anymore
Nov. 13th, 2011 12:01 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Title: You Don't Love Me Anymore
Video by: Tulapeiwa
Pairing: all D/M pairings
Length: 3:58
Rating: G
Why this must be watched: This is the very best kind of crack. Hilariously clever way of blending the song's lyrics and the clips. Who knew Weird Al and Doctor Who would go so well together, lol. Brilliant video! I laughed so hard.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcm7bUtFrI4
Video by: Tulapeiwa
Pairing: all D/M pairings
Length: 3:58
Rating: G
Why this must be watched: This is the very best kind of crack. Hilariously clever way of blending the song's lyrics and the clips. Who knew Weird Al and Doctor Who would go so well together, lol. Brilliant video! I laughed so hard.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcm7bUtFrI4
Fanvid: Want You gone
May. 28th, 2011 07:32 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
It's been awhile since I've had the time or harddrive space to do any fanvidding, but I found this one irresistible.
Spoilers for Portal Two, if you haven't played it*
*If you haven't played it, go play it, or have your friendly neighborhood Tu livestream it for you.
Spoilers for Portal Two, if you haven't played it*
*If you haven't played it, go play it, or have your friendly neighborhood Tu livestream it for you.
Rec: Imaginary Worlds
Feb. 14th, 2011 02:45 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Title: Imaginary Worlds (the Here I Dreamt I Was An Architect Remix)
Pairing: various Masters (Ainley, Delgado, War Chief, Crispy), Five
Length: 5739
Author's Summary: "There is a room in the TARDIS that always stays locked."
Author on LJ:
bagheera_san
Why this must be read: For full-disclosure: this *is* a remix of a frankly pretty feeble thing I wrote ages ago. It's not a narcissistic choice, though--I don't really have that sort of relationship with my own work, and especially not in the case of the ur-Imaginary Worlds, of which I am by no means fond. It is remarkable that I love this fic so much in spite of that association--THIS Imaginary Worlds is one of my favorite things in fandom. This story could be read as the equivalent of deftly flipping the original over and slicing open its underbelly, letting all the complexity come spilling out in lush confusion--but it's so much its own thing that I think you fully engage with it on its own terms, and can do so without ever looking at the source material.
I did a double-take when I typed out the word count--this story does so much in what's really not that big a space, and I didn't even realize while reading because it does it with such self-assurance and ease. The characterization of a largish cast of regenerations is crisp, discrete, and flawless. This is a full, realized story that reads a bit like an Angela Carter fairy tale adaptation. It does surprising, AU and yet not unbelievably incompatible things, while still following the course of, and enriching, canon (including relatively fandom-under-written bits of canon, like the Master's Cripsy Years). I can't say too much without robbing you of some of the shock of it. It is sensual and creepy and sound. The ending is a close, pleasurable devastation.
Excerpt:
"In the Doctor’s presence, the Master’s mind has grown like brambles, wild and vital and chaotic. In the Doctor’s absence, it has turned into a tangle of ivy, draining him dry. It has wrapped around the construct, embraced it, swallowed it. Digging it out again is hard work, almost physical. His mind feels like flesh under his hand, like he is digging in meat. It oozes memories of the Doctor like tar, and they stick to him, black and unpleasant."
Just look how visceral and gorgeous this one paragraph is. How could you not want to read the fic this paragraph comes from?!
Link to the story: Imaginary Worlds
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Pairing: various Masters (Ainley, Delgado, War Chief, Crispy), Five
Length: 5739
Author's Summary: "There is a room in the TARDIS that always stays locked."
Author on LJ:
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Why this must be read: For full-disclosure: this *is* a remix of a frankly pretty feeble thing I wrote ages ago. It's not a narcissistic choice, though--I don't really have that sort of relationship with my own work, and especially not in the case of the ur-Imaginary Worlds, of which I am by no means fond. It is remarkable that I love this fic so much in spite of that association--THIS Imaginary Worlds is one of my favorite things in fandom. This story could be read as the equivalent of deftly flipping the original over and slicing open its underbelly, letting all the complexity come spilling out in lush confusion--but it's so much its own thing that I think you fully engage with it on its own terms, and can do so without ever looking at the source material.
I did a double-take when I typed out the word count--this story does so much in what's really not that big a space, and I didn't even realize while reading because it does it with such self-assurance and ease. The characterization of a largish cast of regenerations is crisp, discrete, and flawless. This is a full, realized story that reads a bit like an Angela Carter fairy tale adaptation. It does surprising, AU and yet not unbelievably incompatible things, while still following the course of, and enriching, canon (including relatively fandom-under-written bits of canon, like the Master's Cripsy Years). I can't say too much without robbing you of some of the shock of it. It is sensual and creepy and sound. The ending is a close, pleasurable devastation.
Excerpt:
"In the Doctor’s presence, the Master’s mind has grown like brambles, wild and vital and chaotic. In the Doctor’s absence, it has turned into a tangle of ivy, draining him dry. It has wrapped around the construct, embraced it, swallowed it. Digging it out again is hard work, almost physical. His mind feels like flesh under his hand, like he is digging in meat. It oozes memories of the Doctor like tar, and they stick to him, black and unpleasant."
Just look how visceral and gorgeous this one paragraph is. How could you not want to read the fic this paragraph comes from?!
Link to the story: Imaginary Worlds
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Rec: Classic Fancomics
Oct. 13th, 2010 04:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
My penultimate rec! This set of three comics brought to you by way too much time spent searching "Master Doctor Who" in deviantart.
( Worksafe images, some non-worksafe language )
( Worksafe images, some non-worksafe language )
You Don't Love Me Anymore
Oct. 7th, 2010 03:26 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
In which various Doctors and Various Masters are generally nasty to each other. (In a bittersweet, loving sort of way)
Fic: Variations on Forever (6/13)
Jul. 25th, 2010 12:01 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Title: Variations on Forever (6/13)
Author:
janeturenne
Word Count: This chapter: 12,000
Pairing: This chapter: Four/Crispy, Four/Ainley, and Five/Ainley
Rating: This chapter: PG-13 for violence, language, brief sexual imagery, and mention of torture (some later chapters NC-17)
Warnings: None for this chapter
Beta thanks: to the marvelous
blackletter
Summary: Wherein the Master comes to grips with the idea of mortality, and decides that it can go jump in a lake.
AN: Written for the Big Bang. Next chapter due Thursday.
Chapter One lives here, Chapter Two here, Chapter Three here, Chapter Four here, Chapter Five here.
JAM IS IR-RE-LE-VANT TO THE AIMS OF THE DA-LEKS.
Author:
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Word Count: This chapter: 12,000
Pairing: This chapter: Four/Crispy, Four/Ainley, and Five/Ainley
Rating: This chapter: PG-13 for violence, language, brief sexual imagery, and mention of torture (some later chapters NC-17)
Warnings: None for this chapter
Beta thanks: to the marvelous
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Summary: Wherein the Master comes to grips with the idea of mortality, and decides that it can go jump in a lake.
AN: Written for the Big Bang. Next chapter due Thursday.
Chapter One lives here, Chapter Two here, Chapter Three here, Chapter Four here, Chapter Five here.
JAM IS IR-RE-LE-VANT TO THE AIMS OF THE DA-LEKS.
Pieces of Crispy
Jul. 24th, 2010 05:01 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
I have nothing to say for myself. It seemed like a bad idea at the time.
A Doctor for All Seasons
Jul. 14th, 2010 09:11 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Since all Doctors are created equal, and one man's scary-eyed untouchable Four is another's 70s-haired sex god, I thought I'd make a D/M sticker for every canon era, so that all may enjoy their oh-tee-pee, and seeing several pairings they never wanted to envisage in the first place.
Of course, they're only physical stickers for me. They're just little pictures for everyone else, but they do come in equation and pretentious verse flavours.
Preview:

( Ten varieties, choose your poison. )
Of course, they're only physical stickers for me. They're just little pictures for everyone else, but they do come in equation and pretentious verse flavours.
Preview:
( Ten varieties, choose your poison. )
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So. As you may or may not have heard, chat is the place to be. And sometimes, in chat, Things are said. Words are exchanged. Challenges are issued.
Peoples of b_e, the gauntlet has been thrown. We have a list of schmoopy prompts. We have a group of people urging us on faaar past the point someone should have cried Uncle. And some of us have not slept for days. Clearly this is the time to inflict the results of this madcap adventure on you lovely folks. For Greater Glory. For Gallifrey. For crack. And, having seen
brokenangelred's responses for this week, for awesome awesome dark!fic. Because we are easy like that, schmoop be damned.
I don't know if I can do this every week guys, but with
brokenangelred and
tula_peiwa cracking the whip I may not have a choice. The only consolation is that they're going straight to hell with me. And you know. I get to see them produce some pretty awesome stuff. For myself? Well, this week we have Crispy, marriage and kidverse. I feel things can only improve from here.
( Prompts: secret admirer, baking cookies, fair/carnival, proposal – public place, reading aloud )
Annnnnd that's a wrap. Oh dignity. Sweet dignity. Come back bb. I miss you.
Peoples of b_e, the gauntlet has been thrown. We have a list of schmoopy prompts. We have a group of people urging us on faaar past the point someone should have cried Uncle. And some of us have not slept for days. Clearly this is the time to inflict the results of this madcap adventure on you lovely folks. For Greater Glory. For Gallifrey. For crack. And, having seen
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I don't know if I can do this every week guys, but with
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( Prompts: secret admirer, baking cookies, fair/carnival, proposal – public place, reading aloud )
Annnnnd that's a wrap. Oh dignity. Sweet dignity. Come back bb. I miss you.
Doctor/Master: The Musical
Jun. 11th, 2010 02:21 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Don't let the title mislead you; there isn't a stage production of Who (although that does apparently exist) behind the link.
It's a pseudo-musical, or rather a playlist (because that hasn't been done before). A really long playlist with a narrative structure and at least one D/M song for every era. So yes, it's 'Doctor/Master: The Musical' if musicals were generally overlong barely cohesive melanges taken from a really narrow spectrum of bands.
Preview:
Hot... and flaky
May. 8th, 2010 10:01 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
I almost forgot to cross-post this here, in the comm that I'm ASSUMING would enjoy this the most. Anyway, I did an art trade over on
500year_diary for someone who wanted Doctor/Master crack.
Crispy!master deserves some hot action, too. Er. I guess.
( The Deadly Assassin, alternate scene )
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Crispy!master deserves some hot action, too. Er. I guess.
( The Deadly Assassin, alternate scene )
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Title: Best Show in the Galaxy
Genre: Humour, Crack
Pairing/Characters: Doctor/Master (who don't really appear in this), three anonymous Time Lords
Rating/Warning: PG/ Dialogue only story
Summary: "Tonight on Gallifrey 1: You saw them grow up, you saw them fall in love with each other and you witnessed their epic break up. Now watch as Gallifrey's favourite renegades confront each other once more!" - Three producers of the Gallifreyan TV talk about the most epic love story in Time Lord history. Provides as well retcon for certain serials and the true reason for the end of the Last Great Time War.
Genre: Humour, Crack
Pairing/Characters: Doctor/Master (who don't really appear in this), three anonymous Time Lords
Rating/Warning: PG/ Dialogue only story
Summary: "Tonight on Gallifrey 1: You saw them grow up, you saw them fall in love with each other and you witnessed their epic break up. Now watch as Gallifrey's favourite renegades confront each other once more!" - Three producers of the Gallifreyan TV talk about the most epic love story in Time Lord history. Provides as well retcon for certain serials and the true reason for the end of the Last Great Time War.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
NOTES:
* I know, I've been a bad, bad mod. My slim excuse is that moving continents is hard. But forget all that: this episode is fully uploaded, for your watching pleasure, and we should discuss the crap out of it. And someone should write fic. Really. I've read like two Four/Master things ever, and the whole 'welcome to my Matrix' thing is as good an excuse for porn as ever you'll get.
* THE CHALLENGE: I propose extending it to the end of this month, giving people time to wrap their existing tables and stirring them on to perhaps finish more Stuff. I assume we all like stuff, and that as such, this plan is acceptable?
Lo, we have an episode this week.
If you're confused about what we're doing, why we're doing it, how to find the eps in question or where babies come from, plz to be referring back to this post for clarification.
Time to watch/talk about
DEADLY ASSASSIN
Or the episode that will put you off extra-crispy KFC for solid months.
* I know, I've been a bad, bad mod. My slim excuse is that moving continents is hard. But forget all that: this episode is fully uploaded, for your watching pleasure, and we should discuss the crap out of it. And someone should write fic. Really. I've read like two Four/Master things ever, and the whole 'welcome to my Matrix' thing is as good an excuse for porn as ever you'll get.
* THE CHALLENGE: I propose extending it to the end of this month, giving people time to wrap their existing tables and stirring them on to perhaps finish more Stuff. I assume we all like stuff, and that as such, this plan is acceptable?
Lo, we have an episode this week.
If you're confused about what we're doing, why we're doing it, how to find the eps in question or where babies come from, plz to be referring back to this post for clarification.
Time to watch/talk about
DEADLY ASSASSIN
Or the episode that will put you off extra-crispy KFC for solid months.
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Watch it on Youtube proper