Best Enemies

Hey, folks!  I'm going to be your reccer for the next two weeks!  And, perhaps unfortunately for you, I've apparently got quite a lot to rec, so I will be the plague upon your friend lists for awhile.  Sorry.  You'll recover in time, don't worry.

Anyway, my plan of attack is this: Mondays are fic day, Tuesdays & Thursdays are music video day, Wednesdays are Attack of the Drabble Day, and Fridays are...well, they're going to be a surprise theme fic day.  Which I won't tell you about because I don't want to be thrown into the asylum or chased with pitchforks just yet.  Also, this week's general theme is loosely organized around the idea of "crack till you can't crack no more" (though not necessarily all of the recs will be cracky, such as today's).  And next week, I promise, the recs will sober up into a more "Lite Serious" theme.  But does this setup sound good to you guys n' gals?

Now, on to the first rec!

Title: …[It doesn’t really have one other than “anon meme response”]
Pairing: Three/Delgado!Master & Ten/Simm!Master, with small bits of Ten/Delgado!Master and Three/Simm!Master thrown in
Length: 2,984 words
Summary: Three and Delgado!Master get thrown into the future and discover Ten and Simm!Master having sex. They’re horrified.
Warnings/Rating: As the summary implies, there is Teh Secks. I’d probably rate it an 18+
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): savaial

Why this must be read:

Angry flu-ridden Three trying to transfer his flu to the Master out of spite. Delgado!Master hurling insults at him. Bickering banter. The sexy times. The horror, the horror! (The hilarity, the hilarity!) All of these things, and much, much more! It’s an incredibly fun read, with great voices and entertaining one-liners. And some rather luscious seduction to be had by all.

Excerpt:

“I’d imagine some rapport has been established or I wouldn’t turn my back on you for any reason, not even if you were the most skilled lover in all of time and space,” the Doctor shot back. He’d never, ever intended to speak of such things with his best adversary, but these things needed pointing out. “Going down on all fours for you is probably the most dangerous thing I can imagine.”

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