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For my first offering, I bring you silly Valentine's Day fic for the audio challenge, a week early.

Title: How to Show Your Best Enemy You Care (or, five gifts the Master attempted to give the Doctor for St. Valentine’s, and one she accepted.)
Author: spiffynamehere
Rating: G? PG? Somewhere between the two.
Word COunt: 712
Canon Point: Sometime after that slice of universe called Doctor Who Unbound: Exile, with a reference to Terror of the Autons.
Summary: The Master's Gift Guide, basically, yes. In which the Master is a derpface and the Doctor is exasperated, but eventually they stumble on a happy ending.
Disclaimer: I could pretend I owned it, but then I'd have to move to England and age many years, sob.

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