Chat room fic w/ booze.

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Okay, there was a spontaneous watch along to the Colony in Space on disposable chat just now. Things got off topic (as they do) and mentions were made of Doctor Who specific drinks. Then... this happened. You can read it as a chatfic if you like, or just as inspiration for your own fic. It even kinda fulfills this week's prompt. I didn't really polish it up because I think that off topic squee is half the fun. Involves Three, Delgado!Master, Brig, Six and Ainley!Master. If you're wondering where tula_peiwa 's pic idea came from, this is it.


Blackletter: I must mem these drinks
Baelish: (Oh and here too: http://community.livejournal.com/doctorwho/3827298.html)
alex: (haha a race to see who can do it first and knock the other unconscious? WITH, of course, a 'HIYAH!!!' thrown in)
Tulapeiwa : (YES. Or just pulling random!Faces and neck!rubbing. (like a boss))
alex: mmmm sex in the TARDIS. i like the sound of that one!
ushas42: I'm imagining a 3/master drinking contest now.
Baelish: Three would win. He's like Chuck Norris.
alex: (OMG YES. and saying 'hmmm')
Blackletter: Master might have a disadvantage on account of smallness.
alex: (oh oh and if you know the person you have to cup their face!)
Tulapeiwa : With spontaneous!passedoutonthefloor!Brig, for atmosphere
Tulapeiwa : human's just can't keep up
srevans: ilu guys.
alex: yeah but he's stubborn. he'd be wobbling and and swaying but he would Stay. Upright. Damnit. Until half a second after the doctor's keeled over
ushas42: I need that drunk bring pic asap
alex: you mean the one with all the companions?
alex: that's an awesome pic
Tulapeiwa : too cute
ushas42: http://mimi-na.deviantart.com/art/Doctor-s-Boys-58481472
ushas42: bless
Tulapeiwa : yay
alex: also then the doctor would totally crack his eyes open then get up and pat the master on the head and make him comfortable
srevans: yayyy
alex: he feigned unconsciousness cos he didn't want the master to hurt himself
Tulapeiwa : D'awww. And then comes the drunken snuggling
alex: hee
ushas42: I am quiet from the d'awww
alex: the master wakes up and is all *indignant* What?? and then is just aww and goes with it
alex: and then the brig wakes up the next morning and is slightly horrified
alex: and isn't sure if he wants to know what happened last night
Tulapeiwa : Oh, he's probably used to it by now, poor thing.
alex: heee true
Baelish: He'd be lucky the timelords didn't do anything horrible to him while he was passed out.
srevans: this = totally relevant to this week's drabble prompt
Tulapeiwa : Then comes the epic six parter, the Hangover of a Time Lord
alex: omg they would!
srevans: XD
alex: draw faces and take him to other planets and take compromising photos
ushas42: This should go on the drabble. I will post it if you won't
Baelish: YES
alex: The Hangover of a Time Lord - snarking and fighting over the headache pills
alex: with blankets and snuggling
Tulapeiwa : "Oh, RASSILON, HEY EVERYONE! They're passed out drunk! Let's DRESS 'EM UP!"
Blackletter: If any of us were drunk it would be like a meta drabble
alex: isn't srevans drunk?
srevans: MAYBE *SHIFTY EYES*
Tulapeiwa : One of the Doctor's future incarnations comes back in time to gripe at him for drinking too much.
alex: also you guys are so smart re the drabble
alex: but then he can't help fixing up the master's hair/shirt/blanket
srevans: ahaha epic warning the night before, tula
srevans: "you will get too drunk to function and make mistakes! DO NOT DRINK!"
alex: cos he looks so adorable and young and not-trying-to-take-over-the-world
srevans: and hen he just cheekily drinks anyway
srevans: *then
Tulapeiwa : He looks so innocent when he's passed out on the floor c,:
alex: yeeaah
Baelish: D'aaaw..
alex: so then he goes back to the future and tries to drink with *his* master
alex: and of course it goes all epic kinds of wrong
alex: (i am imagining six or ten here for some reason)
ushas42: Oh. Six would be great. The big sweety
Tulapeiwa : Oh NO, Six trying to take the Master out for drinks... Just... no XD
srevans: :D
Blackletter: Ten is too skinny to hold his liquor well
Tulapeiwa : it'd be wonderful
alex: hee you can see how six would work
Tulapeiwa : SIX WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO A GAYBAR
srevans: Ten takes like one banana daquiri and he's out :)
srevans: GAY BAR GAYYYY BAR
alex: he'd try and then the master would get affronted so HE gets affronted and he's all 'IT WORKED IN MY THIRD REGEN'
ushas42: they are dressed for it yo
alex: and the master is all 'I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME THAT NIGHT???'
alex: and goes back to see himself
Blackletter: Six is like a walking rainbow flag
alex: six is delightful
Tulapeiwa : Some how, some way, I am going to cosplay six to pride. I don't care when it happens, it WILL happen.
alex: OMG PLEASE DO
Baelish: That would be an awesome sight to see.
ushas42: Master+drunk master=?
alex: plus three
Tulapeiwa : Plus drunk!Brig
alex: and then of course six decides to go back *again*
ushas42: oh dear
alex: because he's not done with him yet, damnit! don't you walk away from me!
alex: and also to make sure he doesn't cause any trouble. because he doesn't think ainley likes his third v. much
srevans: ... having woozily lost track of this, i think i am on drunk brig/drunk master at the moment
ushas42: AAAAAAAAA!
Baelish: Eeeew XD
alex: noooooo!
srevans: "you realize of course we will not speak of this in the morning." "naturally, my dear brigadier."
Tulapeiwa : Rah rah ah ah ah
alex: three would find it funny at first.
ushas42: It would be hot BUT WRONG
alex: and then get increasingly worried, then horrified, then jealous
alex: when it was actually going ahead
Tulapeiwa : This. It's only funny when they're not actually doing it and still sort of paying attention to HIM
Blackletter: Because HE is supposed to be the center of both their worlds
srevans: :) truth
Tulapeiwa : But of course.
ushas42: Then the Brig gets cockblocked and ends up drunk dialing yates.
alex: mmmm. he'd totally dive in and try to pry them apart as soon as they got caught up in each other
alex: and then: THREESOM
alex: Yeah i went there
Tulapeiwa : Wait, come back, TAKE ME WITH YOU XD
Blackletter: With his made Venusian skillz. (Akido wasn't the only thing he learned there...)
Baelish: Venusian Kama Sutra?
Tulapeiwa : omai
alex: GOD.
alex: now i can see three SAYING that to a drunk!confused!brig - Venusian Aikido is the fighting art of *love*
srevans: asddddddddd
Blackletter: LOL
ushas42: "of course you realize, this pose is intended for creatures with six penii"
YodaIdressing has changed their user name to yodacrook
Tulapeiwa : XDDD
alex: AHAHAHAHAHA
Tulapeiwa : brb, dying of lolz
alex: seriously ushas, RL crack up there, omg
srevans: xD
ushas42: Well, he would say so.
alex: very factual
alex: can't help lecturing even mid-coitus
Tulapeiwa : Which is, of course, why the Master usually has to gag him with his gloves.
alex: and the master would be all 'god doctor can't you put that mouth to better use?' *pulls head down* 'just ignore him my dear brigadier'
alex: yes tu exactly
Tulapeiwa : I approve of your alternate solution : D
ushas42: shit just got real
srevans: unf
alex: yeah i ... kind of can't believe we're doing this.
alex: and yet it is so much fun
Baelish: I know, when did this turn into chatporn? Weren't we watching an episode?
Tulapeiwa : It's really mad fun... and I'm half way tempted to draw gaybar!Six <__<
ushas42: SCREW THE EP
Blackletter: And V isn't even here.
srevans: hahaha blackletter she will be so sad
alex: i believe *someone* mentioned a drinking competition. so i blame *someone*
Baelish: DRAW IT
alex: maaaan she's gonna be so cut she missed this
yodacrook: I'm saving the conv for her
ushas42: you will own my...I have no kids...CATS if you draw that
srevans: totes
alex: lol cool
Tulapeiwa : She's here in spirit *whips out the blowupdoll!V*
alex: hee
Blackletter: We have to keep watching the eps, though, because MARRIAGE PROPOSAL!
alex: wait who are we talking to?
Tulapeiwa : RIGHT, drawing it
Tulapeiwa : YES
alex: YESS
alex: GO TU
srevans: YES TULA YESS
alex: GO GO GO
alex: though i still think it needs to be written up into fic
Blackletter: YAY TULA!
alex: who volunteers?
srevans: dude someone has to send me this in the morning, i lost track of the six awesome things that happened
ushas42: I'm so gonna post this somewhere. No worries.
srevans: score :)
Baelish: Oh dear
alex: cool :D
Tulapeiwa : Yay
alex: where at? b_e? *please* say b_e. somewhere. somehow.