Anon Meme Index

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NEW, UPDATED INDEX HERE: http://community.livejournal.com/best_enemies/334122.html

Not /entirely/ complete, I suspect. I worked off the Anon Meme Updates, which weren't fully comprehensive, so please comment if I've forgotten something. This should be a MOSTLY comprehensive listing of all filled prompts by pairing and all orphans by page, hopefully soon a fully comprehensive one.

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ANON MEME INDEX:

RESPONSES:


Other Doctor/Master

* Death, dying, underworld or afterlife.
* The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has to following to say on the subject of: 'Timelord Mating Rituals'.
* There are quite a few fics that have the Master taking advantage of a sick/weakened/amnesiac Doctor - I'd like to see the reverse, the Doctor taking advantage of the Master (perhaps to teach him a lesson?)
* the Doctor became the Valeyard because the Master actually got over him and started to live a happy healthy life with a new beau

Theta/Koschei

* Pregnant!girl!Master.
* Any classic incarnations of D/M: Drugs. They could be stupid!drunk, or one could have dosed up the other--I'd take sex pollen! (TWO RESPONSES)
* Something with magic, sorcery or alchemy. Bonus if it's set in a historical setting!
* Theta, Koschei and Ushas. Perhaps an experiment?
* The Doctor gets a nipple ring. Porn ensues.
* Imaginary Worlds

One/Warchief!Master

* One and the Master talk about their granddaughter Susan.

Two/Warchief!Master

* The Doctor gets a nipple ring. Porn ensues.

Three/Delgado!Master

* Classic!Series Master-bation about Doctor. Oh you know it's canon.
* Any classic incarnations of D/M: Drugs. They could be stupid!drunk, or one could have dosed up the other--I'd take sex pollen! (TWO RESPONSES)
* Delgado Master/Brigadier (hypnotised?), the Doctor watches. (Accompanied by an "Is this a prompt or a dare?!" conversation in the comments)
* Doctor/Master, The Mind of Evil, missing scene with the Doctor tied up awaiting the Keller process.
The Doctor's birthday and the Master has a gift. Any Doctor and Master.
Post-Daemons, Pre-Sea Devils: Conjugal Visit. No really.
The Doctor gets a nipple ring. Porn ensues.
* After the End of Time mess, the Time Lords figure out that their only hope for survival is to give the drums to the Doctor. Fortunately, they can be transmitted through mind-sex. Now all they have to do is go back in time and trick previous incarnations of the Doctor and the Master into getting it on.
* Silk Tie 
* 3/Master phone sex.
* Curtain fic! i.e. buying curtains (not Sirius dies through curtain). Any.
* Three/Delgado!Master, Three keeps having intense dreams about the Master, as in Time Monster. Then he realizes they're actually having some kind of long-distance psychic contact.
*Any D/M (except Ten/Simm): the AU where the Doctor isn't just a renegade but a proper criminal (no violent crime - maybe a thief or a transtemporal conman) and the Master is the Time Lord lawman sent to catch him. He's maybe a little too obsessed with this case. Gimme police kink - handcuffs, interrogations, frisking, the Doctor using seduction to escape...
* Three/Delgado!Master - someone manages to tear the Master's attention away from the Doctor, and the Master appears quite smitten. Three discovers his raging jealousy.

Three/Ainley!Master

* Three/Ainley!Master, locked-up or imprisoned together. Bonus if it's post-Five Doctors.

Three/Simm!Master

* Three/Simm!Master

Four/Crispy!Master

* The Doctor gets a nipple ring. Porn ensues.

Four/Simm!Master

* Four/Master with Four topping

Five/Ainley!Master

* Five/Master or Three/Master - the Master gets hurt and the Doctor comforts.
*Someone write Five getting crackily nursed back from a flu by Ainley!Master. Chicken soup, the works. Bonus points for, y'know, sex.
* Five/Ainley!Master with the Doctor topping and the Master begging.
* Classic who, willing submission to the Master to save a companion's life.
* Doctor/Master (Master/Adric), the Master explains to the Doctor exactly what he did to Adric in the Web (of bondage).
* Zero room porn.
* Any D/M, stranded on an uninhabited island/planet together à la Robinson Crusoe, Lost, etc.
* Post Five Doctors. Five briefly stays on Gallifrey but long enough for the (highly publicized) discovery of a marriage contract between his and the Master's House.
* Committee of Timelords relationship-counsels oblivious!Doctor+Master for the sake of the universe
* sick!master and the doctor making a fuss over him
* Imaginary Worlds
* Five/Scones/Clotted cream. The Master watches and longs to be that scone.
* The Doctor humiliates the Master. I'm not talking about mentioning the time he buggered up reversing the polarity of the neutron flow and almost blew up a stolen TARDIS in their Academy days, I'm talking condescension, spanking, dirty talk, showing him off, ordering him about... all sorts of supplementary kinks welcome (though no piercing/body mod please), just as long as the Master ends up humiliated. And secretly enjoying it.
* Doctor/Master/TCE.
* Five/Turlough/Master threesome, Master bottoming.

Five/Cheetah!Master

* Any doctor/Cheetah!master. Catnip.

Five/Simm!Master

* Five/Simm!Master during the 18 months pre SoD, with some plausible explanation for why the Doctor doesn't remember

Six/Ainley!Master

* Six/Master. The Master can't stand the Doctor's outfit. Understandably.
* Good old-fashioned hate sex for classic who.
* After the End of Time mess, the Time Lords figure out that their only hope for survival is to give the drums to the Doctor. Fortunately, they can be transmitted through mind-sex. Now all they have to do is go back in time and trick previous incarnations of the Doctor and the Master into getting it on.
* Rassilon gave the Master a diamond for a very different reason

Six/Simm!Master

* Ten and Simm!Master role-play previous regenerations. Plus if said regeneration walks in on them (somehow)

Valeyard/Ainley!Master

* Valeyard/Master

Seven/Ainley!Master

* Master tries to Get the Fuck Over It by indulging in pr0n with someone else. The Doctor laughs.

Eight/Ainley!Master

* Mismatched D/M, drag or make-up

Eight/Cheetah!Master

* Taming of the Cheetah!Master. Make one of the Doctors get him off that doomed planet!

Zagreus!Eight/Master

* Zagreus/Master - Zagreus!Eight Doms Master of your choosing.

Eight/Jacobi!Master

* Dalton!Rassilon/Eight or Dalton!Rassilon/Master: Rassilon demands that they prove their loyalty. On their knees. During sex, Rassilon boasts about all the other Time Lords he's had, including the Doctor (or the Master, depending on who you're writing about).

Shalka!Master/Shalka!Doctor

Mechanical Aptitude

Ten/WarChief!Master

* When I Am King 

Ten/Ainley!Master

* Undone.Unhinged.Unwavering. 

John Smith/Jacobi!Master

* 1913: A Must-Visit for Masters

Ten/Simm!Master

* Share/Spill
* Silk Tie
* Undone.Unhinged.Unwavering.
* Anything Doctor/Master with hot telepathic sex.
* Ten/Harold Saxon during those 18 months that Saxon was PM....
* The twisted inverse of the above: Master/One of the Doctor's (hypnotised?) companions, the Doctor forced to watch.
* The Master didn't die. It's a rather small universe, and the soon Master runs into Jenny and later reunits with the Doctor. What happens and between whom is up to you.
* The Master uses Lucy to taunt the Doctor
* Simm!Master/10th Doctor kissing under the mistletoe.
* EoT Doctor/Master/Master. The Master puts on a show for the Doctor. Bonus points for bondage chair/collar usage and mindfucking.
* After the End of Time mess, the Time Lords figure out that their only hope for survival is to give the drums to the Doctor. Fortunately, they can be transmitted through mind-sex. Now all they have to do is go back in time and trick previous incarnations of the Doctor and the Master into getting it on.
* The Doctor and the Master drunk in a bar singing
* Ten/Simm, hurt-comfort. The Master somehow escapes the Time War (again) and shows up before Ten regenerates and they're both traumatized and there's comforting talk (or maybe just mutual fanboying and flailing) and then they regenerate together.
* AU in which the Doctor got the drums instead of the Master. Only it eventually drives him a bit madder than the Master ever was, but without making him evil. And the Master tries to take care of him, but of course with a mentally unstable person there are consent issues and he finds it very hard to resist the Doctor...
* Ten/Master ‘Established relationship fic (lots of snark ’ in which they travel together in the TARDIS and land on a world where the doctor is taken prisoner and sold at Slave Auction and the Master has to buy him.
* Ten/Simm, hurt-comfort. The Master somehow escapes the Time War (again) and shows up before Ten regenerates and they're both traumatized and there's comforting talk (or maybe just mutual fanboying and flailing) and then they regenerate together.

Ten/Shalka!Master

* Ten creates his own Shalka!Master post-LotTL.


Ten/Yana

* Ten/Professor Yana (not Yana!Master), preferably not AU. Sure, the universe is ending, BUT WHEN HAS THAT EVER STOOD IN THE WAY OF PORN??? Bonus points for Yana in a chair with Ten in his lap.

Eleven/Master

* Amy leaves Eleven handcuffed to stuff (again). The Master (any Master) finds him like this. What happens? How will the Doctor explain the concept of kiss-o-grams?



ORPHANS:

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* DONE!


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* Master kidnaps the Doctor to cheer himself up. No nefarious purposes in mind; just a bit of gloating (and/or snark-flirting) and the intent to let him go a few days later none the worse for wear.
* Nine/Simm!Master - by activating the paradox machine early, the Master intercepts the Doctor before he meets Rose. Steamy hate sex in full knowledge of who the Master is.

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* Jacobi!Master/Ainley!Master, Delgado!Master/Ainley!Master, or any biological!Master/Shalka!Master. Prompt: 'the real thing'
* Master's TARDIS/Doctor's TARDIS: the ongoing romance, the match-making, the hate-sex: you decide! (Only not specifically re: Time Ram, b/c I've read that--and it was good! But it's been done.)
* Seven/Delgado!Master, chess
* Three/Delgado!Master + Brig (featured, preferably in sexual way)
* Theta/Koschei on an Excellent Adventure in their own timelines
* Sad, guilt ridden, post LotTL 10th Doctor/Sad, angst ridden post breakup Koschei.
* Alt!Nine/Ten slash: info here and here
* Any Doctor/Master + other Time Lords. There's a Time Lord internet. The renegades are on a mailing list. What's in their inbox? Who writes annoying chain mail/surveys/spam/death threats/anonymous declarations of love/cryptic messages from future selves?

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* How do the Master and the Doctor celebrate Valentine's Day? Hearts and flowers? Galactic Empires and blasters? Handcuffs and dildos?
* Doctor/Master+Valeyard. The Valeyard manages to get his enemies at his mercy, but he can't quite make himself kill them. (After all, he is the Doctor himself. Wouldn't it be suicide?) However, he has a much more . . . stimulating way of punishing them.
* Shalka!Master/Shalka!Doctor/Alison Cheney
* AU, vore/vampirism, consensual. During EoT, the Doctor allows the Master to feed on his life energy. Should be painful but not lethal.
* Hoodie!Simm/Claude from Heroes (AKA magical hoodie!Nine)
* 10th Doctor!Simm Master, with bondage and Robin Hood cosplay.
* Koschei and Theta as students at the Assassin Guild from the Discworld books
* bondage chair, obv. Either, but consensual.
* 11/Delgado - 'trust me, I'm the Doctor'.
* an AU in which the Master decides to work with the Doctor when he realises the Time Lords are wacko, and Ten lives and they have sex (or whatever).
* The Master smells Donna's Doctorsihness, assumes she's one of the Doctor's future regenerations, and attempts to seduce her.
* the Doctor would probably make a better villain than the Master, but I think the Master might make a better hero than the Doctor.
* EoT AU: To get him off Earth, the Doctor attempts to lure hungry!Master into his TARDIS with himself as bait/prey. Long hunt ends in dubcon or noncon. Bonus if the Doctor enjoys being hunted more than being caught.

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The Ten and/or Simm!Master in purple, just to keep it sorted, b/c there's so much of it. Everything else in black

* Tenth Doctor and the Master, with bondage and ice-cube penetration. Master topping.
* Ten!Simm, blowjob, and a strap keeping the Doctor 'in place' on the Master
* Ten!Simm, with the Master wearing a vibrating anal plug with a faux tail feathers attached to the end, and suspension. Ten topping 8D
* Doctor!Lucy, on the Valiant, strap-on, Master's instructions (extra points for ice)
* Ten!Simm!Jack!Ianto, bananas, in the TARDIS
* The Doctor being punished by the Master, post End of Time, using the bondage chair, lots of ropes, and multiple things which stay inside the Doctor to make him look pretty/humiliated/hot. Kudos if someone's watching.
* Professor Yana/Eleven/River Song. Eleven takes River Song to see the End of the Universe, with sexy results.
* Doctor Who x Life on Mars crossover, post End of Time and the last episode of Life on Mars
* Ten(topping)/Simm!Master, almost permanent cock bondage and ball stretching, cock leash "walkies"
* Delgado!Master/Three. The priest outfit.
* Time Lord Victorious!Doctor goes round the bend and breaks time to bring back the Master. Bonus points if he goes so dark he freaks out the Master a little bit.
* Female-Doctor-from-"Exile"/Master-from-"Sympathy for the Devil"
* Eleven/new Ainley, when he's all 'DO I NOT REMIND YOU OF A CERTAIN TRAKEN BLOKE' and velvet and chuckles every other second.
* Two/Delgado!Master, Season 6B, the time lords task Two with catching the Master and bringing him to trial.
* Five/Ainley!master: The master wins utterly and completely. Doctor is slowly worn down into being Empress of Everything. Dark fic or crack fic, if crack fic must evolve silly tiara and/or jewel encrusted cricket bat.
* Punting. Any old-school Doctor/Master.

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* Five/Ainley!Master: Five calls him 'daddy' during sex. Ainley!Master REALLY gets off on it. No infantalization, please?
* Five/Ainley!Master - bondage. Bonus points for Shibari. Because Five is just to pretty not to be tied up.
* AU Black Orchid with Ainley!Master. Strip Cricket and/or the robe.
* Eight/Roberts!Master. The Master's got a new form but it won't last, he needs the Doctor's body. Now. Hard. Against the console.
* Five/Ainley: The Master stumbles upon/causes/whatever a situation where the Doctor is being tortured by a third party, and finds himself extremely aroused by the sounds Five makes. So, he decides to rescue/kidnap/whatever him and find out if he can get him to make those noises for an entirely different reason. H/C, Five-gets-off-on-pain, a combination of the two?
* Punting. Any old-school Doctor/Master.
* Four/Ainley - sex at Logopolis, in which they genuinely connect and the Doctor thinks the Master isn't so bad after all...
* Eight/any Master. Both chameleon-arched, both human, neither realises (at least at first) who the other is. Massive bonus points if it's a 'Withnail & I' pastiche.
* Three/Delgado!Master/Warchief: Wherein the Master finds out about the circumstances of the Doctors regeneration, and proceeds to HUNT THE WARCHIEF DOWN.
* Legally Blonde crossover, Ainley!Master/Davison!Callahan. The Master is surprised to find an older version of the Doctor working as a cutthroat lawyer, but it's okay because older men are hot.
* Classic series, the Master giving the Doctor a blowjob, the more explicit the better. Because this situation shouldn't be so rare.
* Eleven/Simm!Master, The Doctor mixed the years up a bit and pops out of the cake at Harry Saxon's stag before he find Rory.
* Doctor/Master, TARDIS/TARDIS: Sometimes, when two TARDISes love one another very much, they choose to express that love in ways that inflict sexy psychic feedback on their Time Lords. Shenanigans ensue. (This is what happens when irresponsible Time Lords don't teach their TARDISes to use protection when materializing inside a partner.)
* Five/Ainley!Master: During some Doctor stalking down time the Master has conquered a small out of the way planet and has assembled a harem of young, athletic and pretty blondes, over half of them in cricket jumpers. The Doctor comes to save the day and walks in on quite the scene. Bonus points for Five on top.