Fic: Behind You

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Oh gosh, I feel incredibly awkward about posting twice in a row.  I promise it won't happen again.  I'm sorry.  But, well, it was time to unleash what's been stewing in the fic kitchen.  Hope you enjoy it, folks!

Title: Behind You
Pairing: Eleven/Other Master
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,723
Summary: After escaping the Time War, the Master is in a decidedly carpe diem sort of mood.  He celebrates his escape and his new regeneration with the Doctor.  In ancient Greece.
Warnings: Deceptive title is deceptive.  May make you question the innocence of Valentine's Day iconography.  Sexy times are had.  You've been warned.
Disclaimer:  BBC owns Doctor Who and all of its characters, not I.

My heartfelt gratitude to evilawyer_fic  and roachpatrol  for being such wonderful betas!

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Anon Meme Update

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New Responses:

• Errant Comment fic!
  
• I really want an Inception crossover/pastiche, but I'm not sure how exactly I want it [...] Idk, I just want them to use that dream technology somehow. (Original thread)
  
• Shalka D/M have started sleeping with each other. It turns out the Doctor's a masochist* in this regeneration. Neither of them are sure if they're entirely okay with this.
  
• Rough mindsex, the Doctor tops. Any Doctor but Ten, dubcon okay but no noncon, completely consensual preferred. (Original thread)
  
• Any Doctor/Master, the Master with amnesia (Because the Doctor shouldn't be the only one who loses his memory all the time)

New Prompts:

• The Master and Mara!Five from Cradle of the Snake. Sexy evil sexiness abound. Possibly they go out and wreak (sexy) havoc upon the universe but the Master starts missing the good (also sexy) Doctor?
  
• After the Master gets sucked back into the Time War, Eleven decides to console himself by making a Tamagotchi version of the Master. But strange things begin happening to the TARDIS soon after… [Choice of Masters: Simm!Master, Cheetah!Master, hybridCheetahSimm!Master, Goosnake!Master, and, to be predictable, Shalka!Master]
  
• Reverse Shalka! The Master has nothing better to do on time-locked Gallifrey, so he builds a robot Doctor.
  
• The reason Five seams so stand offish is because the only one allowed to touch him is his Master. Loving and consensual D/s relationship.
  
• Simm!Master/fivey/Ainley!Master SMUT! (I would say Delgado too, but I can't see him taking part in any such shenanigans as this) You choose any details/scenario/plot, as long as it just has this.
  
• Eight/a pre-Delgado Master posing as Oscar Wilde.
  
• Master/Five. Non-con play. Ever adventurous, the Doctor wants to get tied up and a little roughed up. Extra points if the Master is reluctant at first.
  
• How unfair is it that Five and Ainley get no phone sex? Especially since Five makes the best sex noises. There had to be at least one time something kept them from hooking up. I want them getting each other off over phone/TARDIS communications when something kept them from their normal rendezvous.

Rec: Any Time At All

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If it hadn't been rec'd already, I would also be recommending the excellent and highly narrative Cold Comfort for Change , by birdsarecalling ("In a universe where the Master works for the Celestial Intervention Agency, the Doctor inevitably finds himself on the wrong side of the law."). As it has been, I'll content myself with one final rec instead of two.

Title: Any Time At All
Pairing: Eight/Roberts!Master
Length: 4325
Author's Summary: "It hadn't been a brilliant plan, or a complicated plan, or even a particularly devious plan. The Master had just retrieved the Doctor's bag of miscellanea from the stupid Asian child who had stolen it, looked inside, and found a smaller bag, all white and crumpled and full of little candies."
Author on LJ: roachpatrol
Why this must be read:

This is a sort of redemption story, I suppose, but it's funny and strikingly poignant rather than schmaltzy. It's weirdly convincing because it's worked out, carrying us from initial resistance, through negotiation and then to an excellent resolution. Even incapacitated, this Eight still manages to be well characterized. He's really weak in this because of the amnesia issues, yet incredibly strong, because he manages to be so effective and manipulative even in that state*. "In that instant he is perfectly himself, old and wise and silly and kind." Lovely.

Excerpt:

"Who am I?" the Doctor asks him.

"You're the Doctor." The Master strips a pair of wires with unnecessary force. "You're also a pain in the ass."

"Who are you?" the Doctor asks him, unperturbed.

"I'm the Master. I'm your Master."

"Are we married?" the Doctor asks him.

"Holy shit, what?" the Master, who really needs to get a handle on this American thing, says. "I'm your fucking arch-nemisis. Why would you even ask that?"

"You seem to spend a lot of time handcuffing me to things," the Doctor says, "and I didn't think you were my parole officer."

Link to the story: Any Time At All

*If you've read the fic, there's an interesting debate to be had on this point, specifically the timing of the Spoilery Ending Revelation.