Anon Meme Update 23!

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New Responses:

• The Doctor writes Doctor/Master fic -- THREE NEW RESPONSES! (Eight, Six and Ten!)
  
• Sometimes, when two TARDISes love one another very much, they choose to express that love in ways that inflict sexy psychic feedback on their Time Lords. Shenanigans ensue. (Original thread)
  
• Legally Blonde crossover, Ainley!Master/Davison!Callahan. The Master is surprised to find an older version of the Doctor working as a cutthroat lawyer, but it's okay because older men are hot. (Original thread)
  
• Professor Yana/Eleven/River Song. Eleven takes River Song to see the End of the Universe, with sexy results.
  
• Eight/Roberts!Master. The Master's got a new form but it won't last, he needs the Doctor's body. Now. Hard. Against the console.
  
• Five/Ainley!Master - bondage. Bonus points for Shibari. Because Five is just to pretty not to be tied up. -- Art response! (Original thread)
  
• Classic Who. The Master needs a hug. Initially, the Doctor is either oblivious or unwilling (Original thread)

New Prompts:

• Two Time Lords stranded on an ice planet. One blanket. Because I want D/M cuddles, and sometimes the best fanfic cliches are the classics.
  
• Three/Delgado.Technobable!kink. They like science. They reeealy like science.
  
• The Master and the Valeyard start off complimenting each other's gloves, and end up in the most nauseatingly sweet evil romance imaginable. ("An enslaved galaxy? For me? Awww, snugglebunny, you shouldn't have!") The Doctor IS.NOT.AMUSED.
  
• Five/Ainley - Damn dirty sex up against the Master's Pillar!TARDIS. Because nothing says gay sex like doing it against a huge phallic object.
  
• Movie!Seven/Master - Sex in the newly redecorated TARDIS, on the chaaaair. Creative use of candles encouraged. Bonus points for sexy jazz in the background.
  
• Newly regenerated Eight is wandering the morgue on a cold San Francisco night in only a thin, thin sheet. He needs someone to warm him up and sooth those new, tense muscles.
  
• Eight/Roberts. Tentacles. (prompter adds: 'Schoolgirl!Five would also be acceptable, but schoolgirl!Seven FTW'.)
  
• Cheetah!Master gives Seven a tonguebath. Catsex is inevitable.
  
• The Doctor and Cheetah!Master have some sex. Several months later, Cheetah!Master leaves a box of kittens on the doorstep of the Doctor's TARDIS. When the kittens show a fondness for tea, recreational mathematics, and sleeping on piles of ugly sweaters, the Doctor becomes Extremely Concerned.

(The meme has reached 7 pages, you all.)