Anon Meme Index - Unfilled Prompts Post

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This is a list of all the currently unfilled prompts from the anon meme, by page.

ORPHANS:

Page 1:

DONE!

Page 2:

• Nine/Simm!Master - by activating the paradox machine early, the Master intercepts the Doctor before he meets Rose. Steamy hate sex in full knowledge of who the Master is.

Page 3:

• Seven/Delgado!Master, chess
  
• Three/Delgado!Master + Brig (featured, preferably in sexual way)
  
• Theta/Koschei on an Excellent Adventure in their own timelines
  
  * Alt!Nine/Ten slash: info here and here

Page 4:

• Doctor/Master+Valeyard. The Valeyard manages to get his enemies at his mercy, but he can't quite make himself kill them. (After all, he is the Doctor himself. Wouldn't it be suicide?) However, he has a much more . . . stimulating way of punishing them.
  
• Shalka!Master/Shalka!Doctor/Alison Cheney
  
• Hoodie!Simm/Claude from Heroes (AKA magical hoodie!Nine)
  
• * 10th Doctor!Simm Master, with bondage and Robin Hood cosplay.
  
• Koschei and Theta as students at the Assassin Guild from the Discworld books
  
• bondage chair, obv. Either, but consensual.
  
• an AU in which the Master decides to work with the Doctor when he realises the Time Lords are wacko, and Ten lives and they have sex (or whatever).
  
• EoT AU: To get him off Earth, the Doctor attempts to lure hungry!Master into his TARDIS with himself as bait/prey. Long hunt ends in dubcon or noncon. Bonus if the Doctor enjoys being hunted more than being caught.

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• Tenth Doctor and the Master, with bondage and ice-cube penetration. Master topping.
  
• Ten!Simm, blowjob, and a strap keeping the Doctor 'in place' on the Master
  
• Ten!Simm, with the Master wearing a vibrating anal plug with a faux tail feathers attached to the end, and suspension. Ten topping 8D
  
• Doctor!Lucy, on the Valiant, strap-on, Master's instructions (extra points for ice)
  
• The Doctor being punished by the Master, post End of Time, using the bondage chair, lots of ropes, and multiple things which stay inside the Doctor to make him look pretty/humiliated/hot. Kudos if someone's watching.
  
• Doctor Who x Life on Mars crossover, post End of Time and the last episode of Life on Mars
  
• Delgado!Master/Three. The priest outfit.
  
• Female-Doctor-from-"Exile"/Master-from-"Sympathy for the Devil"
  
• Two/Delgado!Master, Season 6B, the time lords task Two with catching the Master and bringing him to trial.
  
• Five/Ainley!master: The master wins utterly and completely. Doctor is slowly worn down into being Empress of Everything. Dark fic or crack fic, if crack fic must evolve silly tiara and/or jewel encrusted cricket bat.

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• Five/Ainley!Master: Five calls him 'daddy' during sex. Ainley!Master REALLY gets off on it. No infantalization, please?
  
• AU Black Orchid with Ainley!Master. Strip Cricket and/or the robe.
  
• Three/Delgado!Master/Warchief: Wherein the Master finds out about the circumstances of the Doctors regeneration, and proceeds to HUNT THE WARCHIEF DOWN.
  
• In EoT, the Master doesn't die and the Doctor gets to keep him in the TARDIS. Some hot teasing dialogue, ending in the Master seducing the submissive Doctor.
  
• Seven/Ainley: planning!kink. Seven has an elaborate fantasies fetish, and plans accordingly. Ainley is disturbed, yet intrigued.
  
• Does anyone but me find the scene where Four is being interrogated in The Deadly Assassin, with all its midriff-baring bondage-y goodness, to be really hot? Does anyone but me wanna do something about that?
  
• The Master and the Valeyard start off complimenting each other's gloves, and end up in the most nauseatingly sweet evil romance imaginable. ("An enslaved galaxy? For me? Awww, snugglebunny, you shouldn't have!") The Doctor IS.NOT.AMUSED.

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• Movie!Seven/Master - Sex in the newly redecorated TARDIS, on the chaaaair. Creative use of candles encouraged. Bonus points for sexy jazz in the background.
  
• Newly regenerated Eight is wandering the morgue on a cold San Francisco night in only a thin, thin sheet. He needs someone to warm him up and sooth those new, tense muscles.
  
• Eight/Roberts. Tentacles. (prompter adds: 'Schoolgirl!Five would also be acceptable, but schoolgirl!Seven FTW'.)
  
• Five/Ainley!Master Heat, sweat, dirt, grunge sex + fastidious Master
  
• Two/Delgado!Master. Body chocolate and happy!sex.
  
• Theta and/or Koschei secretly masturbating in public.
  
• Five and Ainley!master open a muffin shop/tea room. The Master makes the best muffins and scones in the whole cosmos and the Doctor makes sure each batch is poison and mind control drug free. The Master finds giving up universal conquest isn't a bad trade for having Doctor licking frosting off his fingers or more interesting places on a daily basis.
  
• In the DW novel "The face of the enemy" Koschei is still a loyal Time Lord who becomes stranded on the alternate Earth after his TARDIS was destroyed. He's captured and forced to work for the fascist rulers of this Earth, who keep him alive, in agony, using life support systems. When the Master, crossing over from our universe, learns of this, he ends his counterpart's life in a rare moment of compassion. My request is Parralel!Master and preferably Ten. But a different Doctor would be great too.
  
• (http://i37.tinypic.com/ig94wj.jpg) -- What is this? Who can tell? Why is the tiny beard-person so small? Has Eleven shrunk Simm down to size, or is it... someone else?
  
• Time Lords can smell each other...especially when they're in heat.
  
• Doctor and Master by way of bedtime story
  
• Three and Sam Tyler (AKA fobwatched Simm!Master) hook up during the 1970s. Threesome with Delgado!Master optional.
  
• Eight/any old-school Master. The Doctor and the Master take the odd day off to visit the spa. Together. Regularly.
  
• One day, the Doctor learns of the Master´s greatest weakness. Blondes. And suddenly everything makes more sense. (I think it would be hilarious if the story featured a Doctor that was not blonde, but I´m cool with any regeneration for both of the timelords)

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• 11th Doctor arrested in London for disturbing the peace. The Master is his one phone call. Why?
  
• Five/Ainley. Five turns up on the Master's doorstep in nothing but his coat, hat and shoes.
  
• Cumberbatch!Master becomes cheetah once again and has catsex with Eleven. Much licking. Bonus for collar! :))
  
• Some good old fashioned body swap, preferably Three Era.
  
• Six discovers that Ainley!Master didn't actually die on Sarn.
  
• Chairsex involving Seven and/or Eight.
  
• Six gets wind of Baba Yaga and Koschei the Deathless running amok in Russia. Smelling a rat (or more accurately, a pair of classmates) he drops in to stop their fun. They decide they can have plenty of fun with him, instead. Anything from clever traps to OT3 PWP -- I'm easy (but Six isn't... or is he?)
  
• I'd like a outside point of view on the Master/Doctor relationship... Namely, the Brigadier's. Bonus points if Jo Grant gets in an 'innocent' comment about the Time Lords.
  
• Public Masturbation: It's not the best way to ask someone out. Unfortunately it's the best idea cheetah!Master has left.
  
• River Song is the Master. DISCUSS.

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• Five and Ainley!Master are imprisoned by the Time Lords on an uninhabited planet with no way off. Swiss Family Robinson hijinks ensue (and some Blue Lagoon sexiness).
  
• Any Doctor/Master pairing. Superhero/Villain roleplay.
  
• The Doctor or the Master crying on the phone with the other awkwardly attempting long distance comforting. Make it a bit sad.
  
• Fifth Doctor/Simm!Master and Tenth Doctor/Ainley!Master - one Master likes to share; the other likes to watch.
  
• Simm!Master acquires a classic Doctor's outfit and time-rams Ainley or Delgado!Master's TARDIS. They have sex, with Simm!Master pretending to be a newly regenerated Doctor.
  
• Sixth Doctor/Ainley!Master. Loud and bombastic in his public life, Six is surprisingly submissive in private.
  
• Multi-Master/Eleven -- Gangbang. I need it to live.
  
• Anybody want a super-obscure crossover-type request? No? Sorry. Jonathan Pryce played the Master in Curse of the Fatal Death. He also played the Right Ordinary Horatio Jackson in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. Can I get some fobwatched/disguised/whatever Horatio Jackson!Master with the Doctor of your choice?
  
• Five wears celery because it's the Gallifreyan version of the handkerchief code; it indicates one's sexual preferences based on what side one wears it. The Master is surprised when he sees that the Doctor wants to top, and he wants to top hard (must be all that repression...) but he sleeps with him anyway. So! Fivey's celery is code for him being top, Five/Ainley ensues.
  
• Theta and Koschei take a school trip to somewhere in the vicinity of Cardiff. Team Torchwood are called in to investigate their obvious and hilarious failure to blend in (because you just know they'd get everything ass-backwards). Jack has obliviousness, recognition, and possibly angst. Koschei, meanwhile, has a very wanton boyfriend.
  
• Eleven/Master - Eleven grows a beard (beards are cool). The Master (regenerated from Simm) has no beard this time, and is v miffed than the Doctor has stolen his thing. And yet somehow turned on...
  
• Two/Delgado (because there should be more Two, and i think Ainley would scare him). During the time the Master was pretending to be Keller.
  
• Huxley narrates Delgado!Master's sad pining post 'Find and Replace'
  
• Beardy!five trapped in Victorian London circa the Haunting of Thomas Brewster/gloating, delighted Ainley!master
  
• Three and Delgado!Master realize that they've both got a weakness for gambling (not necessarily in the poker/roulette sense, I was thinking more along the lines of spontaneous wagers). Both their bets and the stakes become increasingly ridiculous/daring/sexy.
  
• Post-EOT: In the time-lock, Simm!Master gets his act together, singlehandedly defeats Rassilon, cures his regen-issues and heroically saves Gallifrey. Freshly regenerated and newly drum-less, he's made president. His first act is to capture Eleven and tells him that he more or less *does* rule the cosmos now, and what do you say to that, Doctor? Unlike Ten, Eleven is neither weepy nor possessed by Gallifrey-angst, but he neverless proceeds to convince the Master to use his powers for good in whatever way you choose.

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• Shalka!Doctor regenerates and ends up looking like the Valeyard. He's not sure if he feels villainous just yet. He and the Master debate what to do. Bonus for unpleasant Valeyard/Master backstory being revealed.
  
• Any Doctor/Master, Aliens Make Them Do It: On a planet with strange native customs, the Doctor (presumably after stopping one of the Master's schemes) is expected to administer corporal punishment (anything but spanking, I'm thinking violent rather than humiliating) to the Master in front of a large audience, or they will both be executed.
  
• Eight/Yana!Master. Yana!Master stumbles across Seven's crazy candle-lit Master shrine from the TVM; embarrassment and/or sexytime ensues.
  
• Doctor/Master wedding, with the Master as the universe's most dangerous bridezilla.
  
• Ever wonder why the master never gives up? It's because every time he slinks away from defeat and humiliation at the Doctor's hands, a future Doctor shows up and makes it up to him (Or makes things worse, as the case may be.)
  
• Five/Ainley in Castrovalva. The Master is caring and respectful but when the Doctor remembers who the Master is in the middle of the night he wants nothing else but to break in this new body and won't take 'no' for an answer, even if he has to tie the Master to the bed and ride him like a cowgirl.
  
• As shown in this picture: Six has incredibly long fingers. The Master finds this very relevant to his interests.
  
• Any Doctor/Master. The Master is standing over the Doctor in bondage, taunting his arch-nemesis and being generally smug when they both switch bodies. The Doctor sends his companion(s) away and decides to take advantage of the situation. Bonus points if the Doctor regrets being so rough because he is sore when he gets back in his own body.


• Submission scares the Master. That's why he likes it...
  
• The War Chief interrupts Two and Jaimie at an awkward moment, and ends up joining in. Two/Jaimie/War Chief
  
• Five tops Delgado.
  
• Six wants a cuddle after some terrible event. Unfortunately the Master (any) is the only one around... (With an anon offering bonus points for Roberts.)
  
• High school AU! In which the Doctor is a jock who never does any work, and the Master is a science geek, and they are forced to be roommates.
  
• ANY DOCTOR/MASTER. THEY'RE TAKEN PRISONER, HANDCUFFED TOGETHER BY SOMETHING CONVENIENTLY UNBREAKABLE, AND HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER TO ESCAPE! BASICALLY THE PLOT OF "THE DEFIANT ONES," BUT GAYER.
  
• Any Doctor/Any Master, infantilism.
  
• Let's try something different! Any Doctor/Master: Bad Sex. You know, being totally selfish, misunderstandings, can't get/stay hard, having no stamina, distractions, kinky ideas going terribly wrong etc...
  
• Ten/Simm!Master decide to go out clubbing. Simm!Master puts on his pink dress and Ten dresses like Davina. A night on the town and fun after they're back at the TARDIS.
  
• A little late for the theme, but how 'bout some Halloween shenanigans anywho? Any pairing, "trick or treat".

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• Any Doctor/Master. The Time Lords are clearly invested in the Doctor/Master relationship (re: Five Doctors, End of Time) They have a betting pool for when the Doctor and the Master get together.
  
• Ainley!Master discovers, to his absolute horror, that he's incredibly attracted to Six. Intellect vs. libido conflict over the outfit, the hair, the jerkass attitude, etc.
  
• Some cliched prompts from the Remus/Sirius fandom: Time Lords mate for life. (I just wrote 'me' there by mistake instead of 'life' - whoops).
  
• And another - Six with moar collars. Time Lord collars.
  
• Ainley Master is worried that his Traken body won't be the same in bed. Five comforts him and shows him he is as good as he ever was.
  
• Like the above but with a bit of a twist -- Ainley!Master discovers the joys of breath-play since his Traken body does not have respiratory bypass. Author's choice as to whether it's Five, Six, or Seven he talks into obliging him, and whether the Doctor does so willingly or after a threat to a companion / innocent world / etc.
  
• Crossover with the video to Mr. Brightside: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE] Clearly this takes place in some kind of AU where Roberts!Master survived and took to wearing dressing gowns and eating apples sexily. But why are they on Planet Moulin Rouge? Did the Doctor regenerate into an elfin blond girl and try to recruit a band musician as a companion? What is going on here!?
  
• At the beginning of The Green Death, Jo Grant is wearing an outfit very similar to Five's. Clearly, the Master is somehow behind this.
  
• The Doctor and the Master are traveling across the universe together and are totally OOC and in love (Or have blindingly obvious UST)! Companion is not amused/totally amused (Or has to get them together to save his/her sanity). I was thinking Ten/Simm + Donna, but honestly? Whatever floats your boat.
  
• Schoolboy Fivey. That is all.
  
• Five or Ainley!Master in footie pajamas and the other's reaction
  
• I'm just covered with this fluffy blanket of glee every time I read a fic where the Master introduces the Doctor as his husband and the Doctor splutters and flails. Hardly fair for the Master to have all the fun, though. Let's see the Doctor introducing the unsuspecting Master as his Legally Wedded.
  
•  DOCTOR: Wonder what I'd be without you? MASTER: ...probably a virgin.
  
• I don't care how it happens, I want a Brig sandwich: Three/Lethbrige-Stewart/Delgado, please!
  
• Pokemon!AU where the Doctor is a type of Pokemon and evolves into each of his incarnations (like Eevee). The Master is a Pokemon trainer determined to THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS and his favorite Pokemon is the Doctor. RUN WITH IT.

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• Ten and Simm!Master are stranded in a universe where sentient life never evolved. Simm!Master thinks being The Master in a universe where there is nobody to be Master of sucks, so he decides to hijack the Doctor's DNA and combine it with his own to create his own race of Time-Lord'ettes.
  
• It turns out that Lalla Ward once played Ophelia to Derek Jacobi's Hamlet. I'm not sure whether the story to be had here is Yana!Master or Shalka!Master, but either way I'm pretty certain it was all some kind of elaborate plot to make the Doctor jealous, the sort of elaborate plot that deserves to be celebrated in fic...
  
• The Master runs in to the fake Doctor from audio The One Doctor. Lulz are had.
  
• OP has seen the 5/Ainley picture here and if anyone wants to use it as fic inspiration, they are welcome to.
  
• Festive!Anon provides a whole slew of holiday themed prompts in this thread, including:
  • Theta/Koschei: practicing dueling with candy cane swords (come ON! Red sticky, sweet hands? THAT'S CRYING OUT FOR a smut fic! And you KNOW Theta's mum gave him candy canes at Christmas X3)
    
  • Any Doctor/Any Master: the Master does/does not know that mistletoe is poisonous when ingested... this can go a variety of ways, if confused, ask, anon will give clearer prompt.
    
  • Any Doctor/Any Master: song-themed, ANY, your favorite (or the most annoying) Christmas carol you can think of. (Come on! "But baby it's cold outside!" how do you NOT see some Three/Delgado going on there? XP)
    
  • And, for those of you who like a bit of crack (because THOSE prompts certainly weren't cracky) the bizarre holiday traditions on Gallifrey (not related to Christmas at all, be as wild as you like with it, maybe on Gallifrey boxing day is like a massive orgy and everyone paints themselves pink and goes our to do it in the grass... o___O I've had one too many candy canes.

Two/Simm!Master - cuddling. Because there needs to be more fluff and mismatched D/M!

Harry Potter crossover: Twelve continues the trend of growing ever younger, and enrolls at Hogwarts as Mysterious Exchange Student From Abroad (tm). The Master (any of him) teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts, tries to join the Death Eaters or attempts to create his own horcruxes - whatever suits your fancy.

When Four regenerates into Five he actually turns into a girl but carries on pretending to be male and managing to fool his/her companions. Only the Master knows the truth and exploits it to the best of his ability.

"Wearing a bow tie announces to the world that you can no longer get an erection." Discuss this statement with reference to Eleven, the Master and optional sundry characters of your choice. Extra marks will be given for the use of a classic Master.

I sort of want to see something to do with a guilty pleasure where one of them is either a secret fan (-cough-obsessed-cough-) of sci-fi, steam punk- or something else along these lines, and the other exploits it. It can be any Doctor/Master pairing, funny, taunting, or sexy...Please? :)

In "Keeper of Traken," instead of taking over Tremas's body the Master steals Kassia's. A resulting AU with not-dead!Tremas and Traken surviving...somehow? Or just an excuse to have Fivey groped shamefully by a ginger femme!Master? Up to you.

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• Six/Master (maybe Roberts!Master!!!!) - kinky, but not non-con or dub-con sex - an arousal due to Six's amazing use of language.
  
• Inspired by the BtVS "Normal Again"-esque fill a while ago! The Master wakes up in a Time Lord mental hospital--as a Time Lord, no surprises there. However, he discovers there was never any Doctor and he's only ever gotten up to villainy in his own head, never in the real world. Maybe something went wrong with a regeneration early in his life. Idk. Fitting in the porn is up to you, as are which regenerations to work with.
  
• rewrite any five era serial as if the doctor and master had gotten together during three era and have been travelling together ever sense. same bodies, just say that tremas volunteered his body for the Master or something.
  
• Okay, weird crossover prompt ahoy. A Doctor takes goosnake!Master to the Deep Space Nine station. They meet Odo! Odo/goosnake!Master/Doctor - I was thinking Seven or Eight, but any would be fine. Plot a bonus - maybe Odo thinks the Master might be one of his people, and the Master is trying to manipulate him?
  
• Three/Roberts (Throberts - thanks x_los, for this skilled merging of words). No real prompts except maybe 'Bugs Bunny' - Three has a lisp, Roberts is willing to say 'What's up, Doc?'
  
• The Master and Mara!Five from Cradle of the Snake. Sexy evil sexiness abound. Possibly they go out and wreak (sexy) havoc upon the universe but the Master starts missing the good (also sexy) Doctor?
  
• The reason Five seams so stand offish is because the only one allowed to touch him is his Master. Loving and consensual D/s relationship.
  
• Simm!Master/fivey/Ainley!Master SMUT! (I would say Delgado too, but I can't see him taking part in any such shenanigans as this) You choose any details/scenario/plot, as long as it just has this.
  
• Eight/a pre-Delgado Master posing as Oscar Wilde.
  
• Master/Five. Non-con play. Ever adventurous, the Doctor wants to get tied up and a little roughed up. Extra points if the Master is reluctant at first.

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• Rocky Horror Picture Show, D/M style! The Doctor arrives on earth in the 50s to find the Master working with some Transsexual Transylvanians to make himself a man. (Any Classic Doctor is fine but if this some how ended in Rocky!Five it would just about make my life.)
  
• The Master's good at diguises. Really good. You should see his Elizabeth the First.
  
• Queen of the Damned crossover! David!Doctor (8th) and Lestat!Master - You know how Paul Mcgann (8) was David Talbot in QOTD? Exactly, so how has this never been done before!?
  
• I want to see the Murphy's Law of sex. Any Doctor/Master pairing will do. But these two are known to have horrid luck, so why should sex be different? Pre-mature ejaculation, unable to get it up, somebody throwing out their back...Anything that can go wrong, can and shall.
  
• Susan, fed up with this nonsense, reenacts the Parent Trap in order to get her granddads back together.
  
• Anon meme, there is a call for more Roberts!Master/Five!
  
• One/Yana!Master. Somehow, someway, THIS MUST HAPPEN.
  
• The Master and the Doctor have a kid. The Doctor, no longer being the Master's #1, gets jealous.
  
• So those news really demand their own prompt (link sfw):
  http://www.sfx.co.uk/2010/09/02/sneak-pe ek-at-david-tennant-in-fright-night/
  VampireHunter!Emo!Jesus!Ten and Zombie!Hoodie!Simm!Master team up to defeat the Time Lords and Vampires!
  
• An epic face off between any Doctor/Master... musically. The Master playing the violin (preferably playing at least the Devil's Trill, because it so suits him) and the Doctor playing the piano (old show tunes would be lovely?) to see who can play better. Because the mental image of the Master on the violin and the Doctor on the piano is just hot.
  
• So, you know in "Mark of the Rani", the "what tree would you be if you were a tree" scene? Either the Master or the Doctor turns into a tree. Crack, serious tree-hugging, the tragical tale of the not-so-green thumb, I'll take it all.
  
• Another request for a Mark of the Rani spinoff (not the same anon, though): The Rani gets sick of the Master's infatuated fanboying. So she straps him down to one of her gurneys, and calls in the Doctor to fuck some sense into him.
  
• Simm!Master at his most hyper-crazy tries to seduce Eight, because it is the only Doctor missing in his "collection". Eight has No Time For This Bullshit. (You know- No time wasters, no space wasters, please.)
  
• I want to see Jim Moriarty team up with the Master against team Sherlock + The Doctor. Motivations and how it plays out is up to you.
  
• The Doctor's TARDIS and the Master's TARDIS are tired. They're tired of being apart, they're tired of their Time Lords constant fighting, and they're tired of listening to their Time Lords crying/moaning into their pillows. They decide to do something about it. Basically, I want to see the TARDISes scheming against their pilots. Happy ending preferred.
  
• Double The Doctor's Pleasure - Simm!Master/TenthDoctor/CaptJack, Double Penetration. Dirty, humuorous, detailed. Please.
  
• Fifth Doctor/Ainley!Master. Romantic and cuddly lovemaking.
  
• Doctor/Master established relationship, the Doctor regenerates into a beautiful woman. Too bad the Master is flamingly gay. Extra love for the use of the phrase "now I'll never get to top", and the Master being squicked out by the Doctor's breasts.
  
• Inspired by the above prompt, more Curse of Fatal Death, please. I don't even care what it is, there just needs to be more of it in the world. Copious amounts.

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• Somehow, Four and Simm!Master accidentally meet at a hot springs. Cue the intense angry eyesex (and possibly other sex) that this awkward reunion would bring. Bonus points if at some point they try to drown each other and if Four is still wearing the scarf.
  
• Theta/Koschei, on Gallifrey homosexuality is unheard of, Koschei tries to help cure Theta of this affliction. BDSM, torture!porn.
  
• Good!Ainley/Evil!Five. Fighting, flirting and sexing.
  
• Older Theta/Koschei. Less a 'bff!roommates since age eight' relationship and more along the lines of Three's wry 'we were in school together'. If sticking with the Untempered Schism canon it'd be awesome if they could even have completely different social circles/be only vaguely aware of each other's existance until they were in their final years at the Academy.
  
• Lately the Doctor Seems to have a stick up his arse- literally. I would like to see the super awkwardness while he has to save the world with a dildo in his anal cavity. Is it some nefarious plan of the master's? Or is it out of a dare? Some dastardly alien interrupting sex? I would love you like a puppy forever and ever if it is some variation of Master/Doctor, without the usual ones like Ainley/five or Simm/Ten. Super duper double rainbow bonus for Shalka!Master/Doctor.
  
• In the novelization of The King's Demons, the Master at one point reflects that he might have to save the Doctor, after defeating him, in order to keep the mental stimulation the Doctor provides. I'd like to see this in a fic. The Master's plan works better than he intended and the Doctor is in real danger of dying. Now, the Master has to save his annoying, beloved enemy. Unfortunately for the Master's pride, this allows the Doctor to see through his posturing. Any Doctor/any Master, but mega bonus points for actual porn at the end.
  
• Eleven is a pony now. Ponies are cool. (http://kodachromepony.tumblr.com/post/4243019062) The Master mostly feels that this isn't the most humiliating transformation he's ever suffered, and at least the Doctor is right there with him this time. Bonus points for Amy and Pinkie Pie teaming up.
  
• Eleven/Rory/Master. It could be simm or a new master if you want.
  
• The Master's next regeneration is fond of crossdressing. He also successfully disguises himself as one of the Doctor's companions. Let the crack begin.
  
• Sweet, sappy, Six/Ainley postcoital cuddlefest. Only they're bitching at each other the entire time.
  
• The Master has Six right where he wants him but they are both dismayed to find this regeneration (despite the rainbows) is completely straight. (extra points for desperate!Master trying to dress up like a girl or considering getting a new body)
  
• I've fallen absolutely in love with Campion and need a cross over. The plots seem so over complicated sometimes that it almost has to be the Master behind it somewhere! Whether it's Five in disguise or the Master in disguise as Five or even Five meeting Campion, I will adore anyone who writes this.
  
• Five/Ainley pillow fight FOR THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE. ...or maybe just to decide who is on top.
  
• Any Master/Meddling Monk - the Master catches the Meddling Monk in the middle of one of his crazy schemes. For the purpose of this scheme or to fool the Master, the Monk pretends to be the Doctor, but the Master sees right through him.
  
• Get ready for epic amounts of crack. Harry Potter/DW Crossover, 2 different plot options. (young!Simm!Master/young!10) 1-The Doctor finds himself transported to the world of Harry Potter, where in his new, younger form, he enrolled in Hogwarts, mostly just for the fun of it all. But some how he runs into the Master there, also disguised as a student. 2-Harry Potter is the Doctor (pocket watch?) Draco Malfoy is the Master. Snogging and sexing ensue, much to the horror of their friends and teachers XD SOOO MUCH CRACK!
  
• The Doctor and the Master battle it out in the ultimate test of wits and strengths, to see who should REALLY be the ruler of the world......through an epic game of Risk. Yes, Risk the board game. I somehow see 3/Delgado, but open to character interpretation.
  
• Simm!Master/Eleven. They're stuck on Earth for a while, and need to do something to pass the time. Porn or not, bonus points for the Master insulting the bowtie. (Simm!Master/Ten would also be okay!)
  
• The Doctor ran away from Gallifrey on the day of his wedding. Basically, I want Koschei or the Master standing at the altar, waiting for him.

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• Batman!Doctor/Joker!Master. AU, them roleplaying, they're fob watched, I don't care, someone please write this.
  
• The Doctor never makes it out of Castrovalva. Nothing really dark if you can help it.
  
• For some reason, Omega still looks like Five. He decides to make one more attempt at rejoining the world of Matter by seducing the Master in the Matrix. His degree of success is up to you--and your interpretation of how desperate the Master is to see "the Doctor" begging for his help for a change.
  
• Something taking place in the Land of Fiction!
  
• Cheetah!Five/Normal or cheetah!Master.
  
• Theta/Koschei. The two are best friends, then Koschei gets jealous after (mistakenly) assuming that Theta has a girlfriend. Because the universe /needs/ more Academy fic. Or it'll like, implode or something.
  
• Five begging for the Master to fuck him.
  
• The Master stalks/chases the Doctor around a table. If that's confusing/unclear, I mean something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81XeW-mqK AQ but, you know, with more context and sexual tension.
  
• Six, bondage and dubcon. On the Master.
  
• I have read a few fics that describe a situation in which the Doctor and the Master are either traveling together, or getting along well, and then once again the Master is killed and it destroys the Doctor. Well I want the reverse. I want to see what happens when The Doctor is taken away from the Master by death. Will he stop his evil for the memory of the Doctor, will he go on a universe decimating rampage, or will he attempt to bring him back?
  
• In Sea Devils, we see the Master collapse, pretending to have a hearts attack. We see the Doctor standing over him, watching the base explode, and then...nothing. The next thing we know they've made it to shore. I want this delicious missing scene. Does the Doctor take him in his arms, smooth back his hair, say "there, there, old chap," etc, and basically tease the Master into next Tuesday while pretending to believe his ruse? Or does he cruelly leave him lying at his feet, clutching his chest in feigned agony?
  
• Sex in a storage closest or some other small space. classic plz.
  
• Erimem/Five/Master/Peri. Drunken orgy.
  
• Utopia AU, the Master doesn't regenerate and instead professor Yana goes traveling the universe with the Doctor. Smutty good times followed by the Doctor realising who exactly he is. Please?
  
• Different Utopia Au. The Doctor, instead of hanging around to find out whether the rocket got off the ground successfully, runs off immediately after Martha tells him, and gets to the Master after Chantho shoots him but before he can slam the TARDIS door in his face.
  
• This may be odd, but it's still /technically/ Doctor/Master, right? I want to see a Koschei/Ushas fic where they decide to play a game that becomes a dark and twisted little threesome with Theta in the middle of it.
  
• Here's a challenge: Six/Warchief!Master. Doesn't matter what they're up to. They could be trading bling or something, whatever. I have visions of Six wearing Warchief!Master's necklace bling and it must happen now. Seriously, though, up to you.
  
• Seven/Master. Seven plans to finally get rid the Daleks/Cybermen/whoever for good, and his plan requires the Master. He enlists the Master's help through bribery/manipulation/hypnosis/whatever slightly shady Sevenish thing you can think of. They have morally ambiguous adventures.
  
• Five/Ainley. Bathing kink. Because the Doctor is injured/exhausted and the Master is tending to him or something more romantic with bubbles and champaign. I just want the Master soapy fondling the Doctor and washing his hair.

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• Okay, I haven't seen this movie. But my fencing newsletter has just informed me that the only actor of any note to have portrayed a competitive fencer is one Eric Roberts (By the Sword). Can this anon get some Three/Roberts!Master fencing love? (Five/Roberts!Master and Ten/Roberts!Master also acceptable, though not first choice. The only set requirement is Roberts!Master and fencing.)
  
• In the Marvel comic Doctor Who and the Dogs of Doom, the Fourth Doctor is slowly turned into a werewolf after being scratched by a Werelok. It takes him three months on the TARDIS to synthesize an antidote whilst fighting his animal instincts. Let's see him travel to the Cheetah Planet in order to study another type of form-changing infection, only to encounter his old nemesis afflicted with a similar problem. Fights for dominance ensue.
  
• Any Doctor (I'm fond of Three) somehow meets Sadbutnotgoingtoadmittoit!Simm!Master who is looking for Ten. Doctor decides to help him look and that Doctor's Master gets jealous.
  
• Vince!Doctor/Howard!Master because while Vince might be decidedly undoctorish, everyone knows the Master is forever epicly fail, and has rubbish facial hair. Trufax.
  
• A Master (any Master) is obsessed with the Doctor's hands, but the Doctor won't touch him...for some reason. He manages to control his impulses but eventually loses it. Tenth or Eleventh Doctor preferred.
  
• Doctor/Master - The Master is pregnant. crack/serious/fluff/whatever.
  
• Like the above comment, except the reverse. The Doctor is pregnant. Because, honestly, I can't be the only one that thinks there's more than enough Master mpreg. And, for that matter, girl!Master. Why can't the Doctor be effeminated once in a while?

The list of filled prompts, organised by pairing, is located at the Index Post.