Weekly Drabble/Sketch Challenge 61

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Why not recommend? You could recommend some drabbles from this very challenge - sometimes people don't check back to read all the good stuff produced here (despite the monthly digests). I'm sure would be delighted to find out what they are missing... through the power of recommendations.

More rhyming slang, as it seemed to work (semi)well last time.

This week's prompts are:

Dog

and/or

Phone

If you're not thinking phone sex after ferocious dog attack on UNIT, I don't know what's wrong with you.