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Title: There Will Be No Shame
Pairing: Eleven/Master
Length: 1100
Summary: Eleven finds the Master on the planetary equivalent of a Lisa Frank folder. The Master has changed forms to suit. Crossover with the game Robot Unicorn Attack. http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html
Warnings: Crack
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian): nonlinear_lover 
Why this must be read: The Master is a Robot Unicorn, your arguments are invalid. Seriously, this is the best crack. And really well done crack. Not funny just because it's random and weird but clever too.

Excerpt:

"Bait? You must be out of your mind, Doctor," Amy said, in a ceremonial chamber in a large building at the heart of the city.

"Oh, come on, it'll be fun. You just put on the dress and sit on the bench and the unicorn will come right to you. He never hurts the girls."

"You're missing one. little. factor, Doctor."

"What's that, Pond?"

"I'm not a virgin."

There was a very long pause.

"Oh. Right."

There was another long pause.

"I'll help with the buttons," Amy said. "Now shift. Innocents in peril, Doctor."



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