Anon Meme Update

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New Responses:

• Five watching the Master sleep and thinking about how much he loves him. As sappy and adorable as you can make it. (Original thread)
  
• Inspired by The Almost People, Eleventh Doctor/Ganger!Doctor in the form of/roleplaying a Master. Bonus points for Eleven getting all teary over Simm's sacrifice last time he saw him.
  
• 11th Doctor arrested in London for disturbing the peace. The Master is his one phone call. Why? (Original thread)
  
• What if Ten didn't lock the TARDIS' coordinates.Simm!Master goes on a kissing spree with whatever Doctor he can find. (Original thread)
  
• Ainley gets amnesia from a Brig punch to the head and Five takes him aboard and tries to convince him that they are happily married.
  
• The Master's good at diguises. Really good. You should see his Elizabeth the First. (Art Response!)
  
• The Master enjoys being bitten, scratched, bruised, and otherwise marked. The Doctor is rather surprised to find this completely relevant to his interests.
  
• "A Good Man Goes To War" put this thought in my head. Balloons are the equivalent of a tie on a doorknob on Gallifrey. Any era, preferably Academy. Crack.
  
• "Theta isn't allowed to attend the Trial."
  
• Some cliched prompts from the Remus/Sirius fandom: Time Lords mate for life.
  Any D/M: they're trapped in a small space/forced to share a bed/huddling for warmth etc, and end up sleeping really close to each other, and they're both really tense because they think one of them is going to make a move.
  
• The Master enjoys being bitten, scratched, bruised, and otherwise marked. The Doctor is rather surprised to find this completely relevant to his interests. (Original thread)
  
• Three/Delgado. Three is tied to the maypole in The Daemons.
  
• EvilMaster/EvilDoctor taking over earth, and just being gloriously devious together. I would also like to see his past companions' reactions if possible. Any regeneration, but I see Simm/Ten for this for some reason. Maybe because ten is so fond of going off the deep end...
  
• HP AU! Not a Crossover, as has been requested above. Either the Academy Era Threesome with Theta, Koschei and Rani replacing Harry, Ron and Hermione, or Dumbledore!Doctor/Grindewald!Master. Bonus points if Rani works in the Department of Mysteries and there are people pestering D!D to be Minister of Magic still.
  
• Five has a canon fear of heights. How this has never been used to produce a terrified Doctor burying his head in the Master's chest to stop himself looking down, or something equally fluffy, is beyond me. Someone Please fix this.
  
• Delgado!Master/Three. The priest outfit. (Original thread)
  
• How do the Master and the Doctor celebrate Valentine's Day? Hearts and flowers? Galactic Empires and blasters? Handcuffs and dildos? (Original thread)
  
• Voyeur!Master. By which I mean: Doctor/Companion, the Master secretly watching. Or not-so-secretly watching.
  
• Five and Ainley. Basically just this: http://i56.tinypic.com/2s6pna0.png

New Prompts:

• Four/Simm!Master- Four ignores The Master. So the Master antagonizes the Doctor by throwing jelly babies at his head.
  
• The Master finds Six in bed with Knox (from Medicinal Purposes and Assassin in the Limelight) and and is not even vaguely amused to have been replaced. It doesn't have to be in bed (even thought I really ship them a lot) just something that plays of the fact that he fills a very Master-minus-the-messy-history roll for the Sixth Doctor in the stories.
  
• A companion catches The Doctor in flagrante with The Master. Basically The Doctor's worst nightmare, actually being called on the ethics of doing it with a mass murderer. Classic series preferred, but not Nyssa (somehow that seems just a little too cruel)
  
• Some how the Doctor's companion(s) end up spending time with him and getting to know him. After the initial resentment or awkwardness they find they actually like him far better than the Doctor.
  
• That time one of Ushas' experiments accidentally impregnated Theta with Koschei's love child, and how it gained them all the worst kind of notoriety. Too cracky? -- Never, anon. Never.
  
• One day, Theta shows up to class with newly installed orthodontic braces. Koschei discovers that he has A Thing for Theta With Dental Braces. (Something possibly resulting in either Awkward Lip-Getting-Stuck-On-Braces Kissing, or Relentless Teasing, or both, would be extra lovely.)
  
• The Master and Magneto having a chat about how much it sucks to have a good guy boyfriend. (Mckellen and Delgado or Ainley preferred)
  
• Five being servile and domestic for the Master and both of them seriously getting off on it.
  
• You know how the automobile is somewhat infamous for hosting backseat shenanigans? Three/Delgado!Master. BESSIE. Need I say more? P.S. Optional: cheesy drive-in movie. Bonus Points: the car wash. Deluxe Bonus Points: told from Bessie's POV.
  
• Five makes such heart breaking faces whenever something goes wrong, the only way I can get through a serial without crying is by imagining that as soon as it's all over the Master will come cuddle him and take care of him. So, Five gets much needed Master snuggles (and sex if you like to write that sort of thing) after each adventure.
  
• The Doctor. The Master. At Palfrey Lake. In the.year 2022. Reminscing about Gallifrey. Copious use of "mindmelding." Sex in the water.
  
• The Master finally goes completely off his rocker and kills the Doctor. Permanently. With his nemesis dead, the Master goes on an intergalactic rampage, falling deeper and deeper into the clutches of his madness. I mean seriously heinous evil acts of insanity. And then he runs into the Doctor, one from earlier in his timeline, but still the same regeneration. (Ten, Eleven, or even a new Doctor, it doesn't really make a difference.) The Doctor manages to help him regain his sanity, and they travel together, but the Master knows the day he kills him is drawing nearer and nearer, and has to find a way to save him without creating a paradox. I can't really see a happy ending for this prompt.
  
• Shalka!Doctor really gets off on the intimacy of building/repairing the Master's robotic body. But he's way too uptight to admit it. (Bonus points for jerking off in the shower, spare part sex toys, partially-disassembled sex, and/or irrational jealousy when Alison tries to fix a minor crack in the Master's casing.)
  
• How about Gatiss!Doctor, from the spoof "The Web of Caves"? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnP_BB_9fMs) The Master (any Master, OC or canonical) is the offscreen person in the TARDIS that the Doctor is reacting to, and he is Not Impressed by the way the standards of villainy have fallen since he started traveling with the Doctor.
  
• "Whomever lives for the sake of combating an enemy
  has an interest in the enemy's continued survival." - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
  ...Nietzsche's obviously met our boys. Details?
  
• Somehow the Master from the original dimension and an alternate one are switched. So now the original Doctor is stuck with a rather meek good-guy version of the Master who is scared to death of him, while the original Master has to deal with a completely out of his freaking mind insane, Doctor who went rather sick and twisted after destroying Gallifrey.
  Go ahead and make up any nonsensical theories you want to how this is even possible.
  Bonus points if it's a humour fic with a happy ending, 'cause I'm a sucker for happy endings and to be honest, I've read far too many angst fics recently.
  
• Master/Lucy!Master - "Lucy" is a future regeneration of the Master. Doesn't have to be Simm!Master just so you guys know. If Lucy!Master hurdles herself back into the past and meet up with Ainley!Master or Degaldo!Master. Bonus: She tries to have a threesome with her otherself and the current Doctor in that timeline.
  
• Roberts!Master/Idris. After the Master falls into the Eye of Harmony aboard the Tardis, a certain Bitey Mad Lady comforts and protects him because he's the only one that loves the Doctor as much as she does.
  
• The Doctor and the Master wake up in their childhood bodies in Gallifrey, with no memories of how they got there. In fact, no memories past the point of, for the Master, falling into the Time Lock after blasting Rassilon, and the Doctor, dying (as 10). None of the other Time Lords remember anything, and neither one of the two knows that the other remembers.
  
• "I've got to get to that cockerel before all hell breaks loose!" remove a couple of letters ;) (and now all I've got in my head is Delgado!Master berating me for being crass, but to hell with it, it's a kink meme.)
  
• The Doctor is turned into a cat. Due to MAGICAL PLOT REASONS he ends up as the Master's pet.
  
• quote prompts: "You've spent the better part of a millennium traveling a universe full of sadistic, scheming, occasionally insane aliens and not a single one of them has ever forced you to have sex with your arch enemy?" and/or: "Don't be silly. He only saves planets because he knows it bothers me."